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Should dihydrogen monoxide be banned?

 
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Dihydrogen Monoxide

Postby frogger4 on Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:01 am

Dihydrogen monoxide has a history of causing disasters, death, explosions, etc.

some dangers from dihydrogen monoxide:

-Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
-Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
-Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
-DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
-Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
-Contributes to soil erosion.
-Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
-Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
-Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
-Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
-Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
-Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and -other areas of the southeastern U.S.
-Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

other uses of it:

-as an industrial solvent and coolant,
-in nuclear power plants,
-by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels,
-by elite athletes to improve performance,
-in the production of Styrofoam,
-in biological and chemical weapons manufacture,
-in the development of genetically engineering crops and animals,
-as a spray-on fire suppressant and retardant,
-in so-called "family planning" or "reproductive health" clinics,
-as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs,
-as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation,
-in cult rituals,
-by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families (although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMO.org to vehemently deny such use),
-by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches,
-by members of Congress who are under investigation for financial -corruption and inappropriate IM behavior,
-by the clientele at a number of bath houses in New York City and San Francisco,
-historically, in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey, Serbia, Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran,
-in World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China, for various forms of torture,
-during many recent religious and ethnic wars in the Middle East,
-by many terrorist organizations including al Quaeda,
-in community swimming pools to maintain chemical balance,
-by software engineers, including those producing DICOM software SDKs,
-in animal research laboratories, and
-in pesticide production and distribution.

Watch out people it is out to get you. go to http://www.dhmo.org/ for more info
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Postby misterman10 on Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:02 am

I won't give it away :wink:
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Postby frogger4 on Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:02 am

:wink:
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Postby The1exile on Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:12 am

We know, last I checked Neutrino was a strong proponent of banning dhmo.
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Postby sully800 on Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:16 am

Why is it that the media never focuses on the important issues?? A chemical this deadly seems to be everywhere and yet you hardly ever hear about dihydrogen monoxide!
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Postby freezie on Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:28 am

You forgot it's a major component of the corrosive coca-cola and such.
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Postby MeDeFe on Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:42 am

A chemical that dangerous definitely needs to be banned, our planet would be a lot better off if Dihydrogen Monoxide didn't exist at all.


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Postby pancakemix on Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:42 am

The1exile wrote:We know, last I checked Neutrino was a strong proponent of banning dhmo.


I revealed the threat to this community, actually. At least, I think. That WAS a while back.
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Postby Shadowstar on Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:14 am

I've been studying up on the threat ever since 6th grade. 3 years later, I realized that the government has been hiding the threat from us... OMG CONSPIRACY! *cue xtratabasco-style conspiracy rave* :lol:
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Postby Skittles! on Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:20 am

Damn, I could have a glass of dihydrogen monoxide right now..
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Postby Iz Man on Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:27 am

This one is really old
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Postby unriggable on Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:35 am

Why do you think Jesus is known to turn Dihydrogen monoxide into wine?
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Postby Norse on Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:18 pm

NO WAII

Teh Dyhydroxregen feroxidz0rs are killing us!!!!1!!111!!!!!!
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Postby mr. incrediball on Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:23 pm

isn't it hydrogen oxide, or dihydrogen oxide???
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Postby hecter on Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:24 pm

mr. incrediball wrote:isn't it hydrogen oxide, or dihydrogen oxide???

No, dihydrogen (di meaning two) monooxide (mono meaning one).
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Postby Norse on Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:25 pm

well.....

mono=1

in the same way as you monolove every night.
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