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What came first the chicken or the egg?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:50 pm
by 0ojakeo0
Well?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:51 pm
by The Weird One
[coughs]take your turns[/coughs]

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:52 pm
by misterman10
Well,


How about GF...
I mean "THE DICE ARE MEAN AND YOU ARE BAD AT CC!"

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:52 pm
by The Weird One
oh, and the egg came first because reptilian dinosaurs were laying eggs long before chickens came around :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:52 pm
by The Weird One
misterman10 wrote:Well,


How about GF...
I mean "THE DICE ARE MEAN AND YOU ARE BAD AT CC!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:57 pm
by Strife
The Weird One wrote:oh, and the egg came first because reptilian dinosaurs were laying eggs long before chickens came around :lol:
:lol:

PWNED

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:38 pm
by Genghis Khant
I honestly couldn't say... I've never fucked an egg.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:39 pm
by The Weird One
:roll: :lol: :roll:

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:40 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Well, aren't Dinosaurs the ancestors of Chickens and other birds?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:41 pm
by The Weird One
muy_thaiguy wrote:Well, aren't Dinosaurs the ancestors of Chickens and other birds?


but he asked CHICKENS not their ancestors :roll:

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:44 pm
by muy_thaiguy
The Weird One wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Well, aren't Dinosaurs the ancestors of Chickens and other birds?


but he asked CHICKENS not their ancestors :roll:
Dinos were basically Chickens without feathers! [size=0](And weigh several tonnes)[/size]

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:47 pm
by Koronna
Formal Answer: The chicken

Works for both creationists and evolutionists.
First of all, if you're a creationist, God would have created a chicken and not an egg, because there wouldn't be a han to hatch the egg or take care of the chick if God created the egg first.
If you're an evolutionist, the first chicken came to being after it was hatch from the egg of the animal it evolved from, because it couldn't possibly be a chicken egg if chickens didn't exist before it was hatched.
There, answered once and for all
:D :D :D

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:53 pm
by The Weird One
WRONG


the egg came first. . . does the question specify the chicken egg???

NO :roll: :roll: :roll:

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:12 pm
by Koronna
WRONG!

you didn't specify which egg or which chicken, so it can be the egg i had for breakfast and the chicken i had 5 weeks ago...

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:20 pm
by riggable
Koronna wrote:WRONG!

you didn't specify which egg or which chicken, so it can be the egg i had for breakfast and the chicken i had 5 weeks ago...


That made no sense..

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:23 pm
by Fircoal
WRONG!

The question clearly implies that jake is a retard. ;)

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:28 pm
by freezie
The freezie came first.


Problem solved.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:35 pm
by dcowboys055
Chicken, obviously

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:36 pm
by AndrewLC
I think he means the Chicken or the Chicken Egg :lol:


The Egg, because what laid it wasn't quite a chicken.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:37 pm
by The Weird One
he never specified

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:39 pm
by AndrewLC
The Weird One wrote:he never specified

It's implied.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:45 pm
by The Weird One
but how can we know that what we think is implied actually is. . .you should specify such things to remove loopholes that idiots like me would exploit, and to eliminate confusion

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:50 pm
by Koronna
i say we ask jake personally...
jake, do you mean chicken egg or egg of any kind? :)

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:51 pm
by unriggable
Or chicken of any kind? Plenty of human chickens out there, could've come first.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:15 pm
by btownmeggy
Very basic biology tells us that it had to have been the egg. Mutations of such magnitude can only happen in sex cells, zygotes, and early-stage fetuses.