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How Jesus relates to Sausages

Posted:
Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:28 pm
by Minister Masket
Jesus spelled backwards is "Susej".
Say it out loud and you get a word sounding just like "sausage".
This probably means that sausages are either sacred or the spawn of Satan, but I'll leave that up to you.

Posted:
Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:29 pm
by cena-rules
I knew it
I knew it
all hail the mighty sausages
I hereby declare this the opening of the mighty sausage clan

Posted:
Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:40 pm
by diddle
i don't like sausages

Posted:
Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:50 pm
by DaGip
I ate a crucifix once when I was a kid...I shit toothpicks for a week, but it didn't taste like sausage to me?
Vote Ron Paul!

Posted:
Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:18 pm
by Caleb the Cruel
This thread has hereby been awarded...
The Official JFC Moderator's Stamp of Stupidity!
CONGRATS!


Posted:
Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:32 pm
by 2dimes
Sausage, definatly sacred now that pork has been made clean.

Posted:
Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:46 pm
by Stopper
Is there a weird, backward dialect in the south of England somewhere where "susej" sounds like "sausage"?

Posted:
Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:47 pm
by satanspaladin
Boy will be boy all ways wanting to play with your sausages.


Posted:
Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:02 am
by Minister Masket
diddle wrote:i don't like sausages
STONE HIM!

Posted:
Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:17 am
by Iliad
Minister Masket wrote:diddle wrote:i don't like sausages
STONE HIM!
but we have run out of weed!

Posted:
Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:18 am
by Minister Masket
Iliad wrote:Minister Masket wrote:diddle wrote:i don't like sausages
STONE HIM!
but we have run out of weed!
Damn! Who used it all?
Caleb!!!!!


Posted:
Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:32 am
by Beastly
"OH mY COD...SUSEJ"

Posted:
Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:48 am
by Neutrino
You don't spend much time in the Clubhouse, do you Caleb?
This is actually one of the more intelligent ones. It even has a theme and everything.

Posted:
Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:03 am
by Skittles!
Caleb the Cruel wrote:This thread has hereby been awarded...
The Official JFC Moderator's Stamp of Stupidity!
CONGRATS!

OHH that must hurt.


Posted:
Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:16 pm
by Minister Masket
Neutrino wrote:You don't spend much time in the Clubhouse, do you Caleb?
This is actually one of the more intelligent ones. It even has a theme and everything.
I am THAT good.

Posted:
Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:17 pm
by soundout9
Minister Masket wrote:Iliad wrote:Minister Masket wrote:diddle wrote:i don't like sausages
STONE HIM!
but we have run out of weed!
Damn! Who used it all?
Caleb!!!!!

Actually i know who did.....


Posted:
Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:56 pm
by Norse
Stopper wrote:Is there a weird, backward dialect in the south of England somewhere where "susej" sounds like "sausage"?
Sounds more cheshire to me.