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My Dad always told me there's no such word as "Can't&qu
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Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:41 amby Pedronicus
He would of made more sense if he had told me there's no such word as "krifflanger"
What other words of wisdom, are a crock of shit?
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Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:12 amby Telvannia
every cloud has it silver lining?
right then how would they stay up in the air the silver would wiegh them down surely
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Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:39 pmby jay_a2j
You can't judge a book by its cover (but you can see how much its gonna cost)
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Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:30 amby reverend_kyle
Never trust a fucking hippie..for that matter dont trust anyone..
oh wait that was nofx
and
majority rule doesnt work in mental institutions..
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Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:38 pmby Telvannia
"mummies always right"
then why cant she map read for gods sake she could get lost on going round a roundabout
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Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:44 pmby HighBorn
this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you... riiiggghhhttt
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:28 pmby minihaymanz
big things come in small packages...
you try and fit an elphant in a crate thats 2x2x2. asshole.
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:29 pmby johnnyrotten
Oooh, nice one, mh.
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:32 pmby minihaymanz
thanks
you can't kill 2 birds with one stone
oh yes you can, use your magic to turn one of the birds into a stone, and then throw that stone at the 2nd bird.
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:14 pmby jay_a2j
I loved the line from Liar Liar. Beauty is on the inside. "That's just what ugly people say".
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:32 pmby Kylie
life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your gonna get lol
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:37 pmby Sir Gordalot
"were you born in a barn?"
"I dont know dad... weren't you there?"
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:39 pmby Kylie
lol that wasfreaking funny