Conquer Club

For, it was prophecised, that a great being would grace the chosen souls.

The almighty BK Barunt, father of all, chose the 11 mortal subjects to be the chosen ones.

B.K.Barunt wrote:
Attention! thou must obide these heavenly laws, or be struck down with the wrath of a thousand tub-girls!

1. Thou shalt uncover practisers or Bistism
2. Thou shalt cavort thy neighbours wife, under the cloaked shade of moon
3. Thou shalt lie, to decieve the infidel
4. Thou shalt cause mayhem to the infidel
5. Thou shalt never speak a word of the pleasent plans to the infidel
6. Thou shalt take merriment on the 6th and 7th evening of every week, by means of copius beverage strong.
7. Thou shalt take what thou pleases
8. Thou shalt recognise mod's as subjects to the oath of Bist.
9. Thou shalt offer aid to the likened infidel

I, your lord and saviour Barunt, the father of all CC-kind, proclaim you 11 mortal souls, ministers of the order of pleasentness, and have of you to peform my godly work in all forums.

A word of warning, you will face persecution for your beliefs, maybe even suffer forum bans, but carry on uncovering the bist, and you will be rewarded with eternal hot mama's on your indoctrination to the after-life.

What's Bistism?

I just became an atheist. Sorry.

MeDeFe wrote:What's Bistism?

In order to answer this, It would involve Brother Nick, 5 bottles of absolut vodka and a bicycle.

all hail B.K. Barunt.

Bistism is heresy.

May you never speak of this again.

Norse wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:What's Bistism?

In order to answer this, It would involve Brother Nick, 5 bottles of absolut vodka and a bicycle.

Hmmm... Sounds exciting.

Maybe I can find faith once more?

Absolut is my holy water.

any vodka will do me.

Hells yes.

And I don't even know why I am saying that...

Norse, post that in the Usergroup forum, mate.

Norse wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:What's Bistism?

In order to answer this, It would involve Brother Nick, 5 bottles of absolut vodka and a bicycle.

Well...this sounds interesting.....

Count me in!

Norse wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:What's Bistism?

In order to answer this, It would involve Brother Nick, 5 bottles of absolut vodka and a bicycle.

Pfft...sounds boring.

Norse,
Go build an ark. I'm going to have Tub Girl make a gawdawful flood and wipe out everyone.


Honibaz

AMEN!

Titanic wrote:

Norse wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:What's Bistism?

In order to answer this, It would involve Brother Nick, 5 bottles of absolut vodka and a bicycle.

Pfft...sounds boring.

Tremble oh non-believer for you have sinned in the eyes of the lord. Swift will be your undoing, and righteous will be your profound undoing. Thus it was written in scripture, and so it shall be in the kingdom of earth.


Now get me my raincoat... you can't run. Oh! You can't run.

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Titanic wrote:

Norse wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:What's Bistism?

In order to answer this, It would involve Brother Nick, 5 bottles of absolut vodka and a bicycle.

Pfft...sounds boring.

Tremble oh non-believer for you have sinned in the eyes of the lord. Swift will be your undoing, and righteous will be your profound undoing. Thus it was written in scripture, and so it shall be in the kingdom of earth.


Now get me my raincoat... you can't run. Oh! You can't run.

Your undoing of me isn that swift, Im still here.

You've been undone, just too stoopit to grasp the reality.


Honibaz
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Minister of Propaganda and Disinformation Order of Pleasantness
Pothead Judge

hahaha omg. the kiddies finally learned a new word.


Upon learning a new word they decided to use it so much that quite frankly it just gets annoying.

reverend_kyle wrote:hahaha omg. the kiddies finally learned a new word.


Upon learning a new word they decided to use it so much that quite frankly it just gets annoying.

What new word is this rev?

You really should engage the brain before typing in future.

reverend_kyle wrote:hahaha omg. the kiddies finally learned a new word.


Upon learning a new word they decided to use it so much that quite frankly it just gets annoying.

Kyle, whatthefuck? You used to be creative and funny, but this "i'm above all of that" posturing of yours lately is sadly boring - whatthefuck is wrong with you? Are you trying to act mature? This aint the place for it. I don't know what kind of phase you're going through, but it really shits the bed - snapthefuck out of it before you lapse into terminal boredom. Whatthefuck's with the new avatar? You look like soundout9 with a camera.


Honibaz

reverend_kyle wrote:hahaha omg. the kiddies finally learned a new word.

Upon learning a new word they decided to use it so much that quite frankly it just gets annoying.

Heh yeah, hearing those losers spam 'poop' in every thread they can get their hands on is totally gay.

The old Testiclement

In the beginning, there was Barunt. A man of wisdom. The son of creation, who in turn was creation himself and father of creation (which made family get togethers fairly awkward and confusing)

On the 6th day (5 days behind schedule, when grown tiresome of beating his Johnson-stick) He created the universe and the world. He had taken some rather good building tips from Heimdall, his cousin in the nordic dimension, and soon, the world and universe lay dark, and empty.

Then, he said, "let there be Light!"

Then He said, "I need to see thine johnson-stick mighty with aid of harems!" And appeared the 12 Harem's of pleasent, the mothers to us all!

And then he filled the glorious earth with children.

However! What the almighty Barunt was unaware of, that one of the 12 harems was a.....BIST....And so released into the world, were the children of bistism...the plague that scortches the life of man. The Bist-Harem was sentenced to an eternity of suffering, in the place we call......TUB!

"For Tub", the lord proclaimed "Is where the sinners will be placed in the after-life, to suffer the torment and anguish of an eternity with their mother....TUB-GIRL! ...."Vile is the stench, wicked are the practises, and UNPLEASENT are the delicacies"

And so, lord Barunt searched the earth, but alas, he was unable to seek all of the children of Bist.

And hence, he found the chosen, the ministers of the order of pleasentness, the pleasent chaps, who will seek down, and proclaim to the almighty the bisted.

No remorse to the bists.

don't forget:

thou shalt be totally pathetic at risk

thou shalt be so ignorant as to misspell repeatedly a word included in thine own clan name

thou shalt have penis envy and a pimply ass

thou shalt live in a hole at the bottom of the forums, for thy god Twilldo is a just and vengeful god

amen