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Postby Jamie on Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:10 am

If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?
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Postby FiveThreeEight on Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:19 am

And why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?
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Postby flashleg8 on Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:32 am

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Postby Neutrino on Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:08 am

If firefighters fight fire and crimefighters fight crime, what do freedomfighters fight?

/bad joke :D
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:54 am

Since vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
"Eh, whatever."
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Postby unriggable on Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:00 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:Since vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?


Humanitares. What are you, retarded?
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Re: A Question

Postby diddle on Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:04 am

Jamie wrote:If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?


Do the above remarks answer your question?
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:05 am

unriggable wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Since vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?


Humanitares. What are you, retarded?
Then what about humanists?
"Eh, whatever."
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Postby unriggable on Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:07 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
unriggable wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Since vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?


Humanitares. What are you, retarded?
Then what about humanists?


They aren't called vegetarists for a reason.
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Postby MeDeFe on Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:36 am

If a tree falls in the forest and noone is around to hear it, who's going to make a bad joke of it?
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Postby unriggable on Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:47 am

MeDeFe wrote:If a tree falls in the forest and noone is around to hear it, who's going to make a bad joke of it?


Gary Larson (If a tree falls and no one's around, and it lands on a mime, does anyone care?)
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:32 pm

MeDeFe wrote:If a tree falls in the forest and noone is around to hear it, who's going to make a bad joke of it?



you :D
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Postby Guiscard on Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:37 pm

How do you spell Nissans?
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Postby Jamie on Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:54 pm

Guiscard wrote:How do you spell Nissans?


Um, I think this question just answered itself, lol
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Postby xtratabasco on Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:00 pm

and where is the 757 that this government says hit the pentagon and vaporized? :-k
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Postby Guiscard on Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:10 pm

Jamie wrote:
Guiscard wrote:How do you spell Nissans?


Um, I think this question just answered itself, lol


Ok, here's another one...

Hows your degree going?
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Postby Stopper on Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:10 pm

Guiscard wrote:
Jamie wrote:
Guiscard wrote:How do you spell Nissans?


Um, I think this question just answered itself, lol


Ok, here's another one...

Hows your degree going?


I, too, wish to know the answer to this. As would a certain Jesse, I imagine, lol
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Postby Genghis Khant on Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:55 pm

Stopper wrote:
Guiscard wrote:
Jamie wrote:
Guiscard wrote:How do you spell Nissans?


Um, I think this question just answered itself, lol


Ok, here's another one...

Hows your degree going?


I, too, wish to know the answer to this. As would a certain Jesse, I imagine, lol

:lol:
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Re: A Question

Postby The Weird One on Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:19 pm

Jamie wrote:If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?


3rd world babies :P
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Re: A Question

Postby -ShadySoul- on Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:21 pm

The Weird One wrote:
Jamie wrote:If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?


3rd world babies :P


then the vegetable oil comes from 3rd world vegies?
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Postby Skittles! on Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:49 pm

Stopper wrote:
Guiscard wrote:
Jamie wrote:
Guiscard wrote:How do you spell Nissans?


Um, I think this question just answered itself, lol


Ok, here's another one...

Hows your degree going?


I, too, wish to know the answer to this. As would a certain Jesse, I imagine, lol

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Re: A Question

Postby static_ice on Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:02 pm

Jamie wrote:If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?


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Postby Jamie on Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:06 pm

Guiscard wrote:
Jamie wrote:
Guiscard wrote:How do you spell Nissans?


Um, I think this question just answered itself, lol


Ok, here's another one...

Hows your degree going?


Two more semesters and it's all good ;)
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Postby reverend_kyle on Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:09 am

Jamie wrote:
Guiscard wrote:
Jamie wrote:
Guiscard wrote:How do you spell Nissans?


Um, I think this question just answered itself, lol


Ok, here's another one...

Hows your degree going?


Two more semesters and it's all good ;)


rofl.


Also, to answer your original question. N*****s.
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Postby Iliad on Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:13 am

xtratabasco wrote:and where is the 757 that this government says hit the pentagon and vaporized? :-k

why aren't you banned?
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