Not on my watch!
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:48 pmI have decided to throw my hat into the Republican primary. It has become apparent that Ron Paul is gaining so many new converts on CC that someone needs to step up and pick off some of his supporters. If you thought about voting for Ron Paul, I ask you to consider my platform:
1. Ron Paul is against the new Ameros and the coming North American Union. I will go even farther and say that I am against the U.S. dollar. It was the U.S. dollar that replaced colonial currency. A once proud group of colonies that had to constantly barter with differing rates of exchange according to where they lived were then subjected to a one-denominational standard. We will never see those wonderful years again because the implementation of the dollar destroyed whatever sovereignty those colonies had. I WILL RETURN US TO THE DAYS OF COLONIAL CURRENCY!
2. Ron Paul is against this secret new superhighway being built through the United States. I will go even farther than that and say that I denounce the time when President Eisenhower had highways constructed through the continental U.S. We used to be a bunch of states that enjoyed our differences and were proud of them. Then Eisenhower came along and screwed everything up by connecting us with these "super" roads and now our commerce is more fluid. The states haven't been the same since and have had their rights ignored. I WILL RETURN US TO THE DAYS OF DIRT ROADS & FERRY BOATS!
3. Ron Paul believes in the Constitution. I will go even farther and believe in the Magna Carta.
4. Ron Paul accepts donations from White Supremacists. OK, he wins this one...I won't go farther than that.
5. Ron Paul admires the Founding Fathers. I will go farther and admire the Founding Fathers' grandfathers.
6. Ron Paul wants people to have better health care. I want people to live forever.
Mr. Paul, you may think that you're going to just take over the Conquer Club bloc. Not without a fight...and not on my watch!
1. Ron Paul is against the new Ameros and the coming North American Union. I will go even farther and say that I am against the U.S. dollar. It was the U.S. dollar that replaced colonial currency. A once proud group of colonies that had to constantly barter with differing rates of exchange according to where they lived were then subjected to a one-denominational standard. We will never see those wonderful years again because the implementation of the dollar destroyed whatever sovereignty those colonies had. I WILL RETURN US TO THE DAYS OF COLONIAL CURRENCY!
2. Ron Paul is against this secret new superhighway being built through the United States. I will go even farther than that and say that I denounce the time when President Eisenhower had highways constructed through the continental U.S. We used to be a bunch of states that enjoyed our differences and were proud of them. Then Eisenhower came along and screwed everything up by connecting us with these "super" roads and now our commerce is more fluid. The states haven't been the same since and have had their rights ignored. I WILL RETURN US TO THE DAYS OF DIRT ROADS & FERRY BOATS!
3. Ron Paul believes in the Constitution. I will go even farther and believe in the Magna Carta.
4. Ron Paul accepts donations from White Supremacists. OK, he wins this one...I won't go farther than that.
5. Ron Paul admires the Founding Fathers. I will go farther and admire the Founding Fathers' grandfathers.
6. Ron Paul wants people to have better health care. I want people to live forever.
Mr. Paul, you may think that you're going to just take over the Conquer Club bloc. Not without a fight...and not on my watch!
*dials help* This is an emergency! I repeat this is an emergency! We're losing him! Get CSI, FBI, everyone!