The Washington Daily Post wrote:Earlier today, police were absolutely disgusted to find that a nine year old boy named John had been sexually assaulted by older sibling and to afraid to tell. Nephilim had always been careful to make sure no one was around when when the sexual abused happened. John claims that Nephilim would caress his cheeks on his face and buttocks while they said it was for a class project that involved measuring the circumference of one's curves. It was only today that he revealed the truth of his older siblings actions to his parents. Nephilim was busy stalking boybands and actors that no one else cared about. When asked for a comment PJ claimed with fear and terror in their eyes, "I've seen things.......terrible things" We believe he is referring to the time where he was noticed to get in the shower with his older sibling.
The police caught Nephilim later in the afternoon laughing hysterically at their arrest in the middle of an alley. We aren't quite sure what to make of it but one thing's for sure, Nephilim is without a doubt, a Kentucky fried flaming Homosexual.
I tell you it's true. I mean it's right here.