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A 2nd interesting item in the news...what a sicko D:

Postby GreecePwns on Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:32 pm

"The psychotic sexual harasser"
The Washington Daily Post wrote:Earlier today, police were absolutely disgusted to find that a nine year old boy named John had been sexually assaulted by older sibling and to afraid to tell. Nephilim had always been careful to make sure no one was around when when the sexual abused happened. John claims that Nephilim would caress his cheeks on his face and buttocks while they said it was for a class project that involved measuring the circumference of one's curves. It was only today that he revealed the truth of his older siblings actions to his parents. Nephilim was busy stalking boybands and actors that no one else cared about. When asked for a comment PJ claimed with fear and terror in their eyes, "I've seen things.......terrible things" We believe he is referring to the time where he was noticed to get in the shower with his older sibling.

The police caught Nephilim later in the afternoon laughing hysterically at their arrest in the middle of an alley. We aren't quite sure what to make of it but one thing's for sure, Nephilim is without a doubt, a Kentucky fried flaming Homosexual.


I tell you it's true. I mean it's right here.
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:39 pm

is nephilm a boy
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Postby Norse on Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:46 pm

My word..I knew he was bad...but christ....kiddy fiddling his own brother? geez. sicko.
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Postby GreecePwns on Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:52 pm

0ojakeo0 wrote:is nephilm a boy
I'm pretty sure, but either way, he raped his own brother. I can't believe a person could go so low.
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:57 pm

GreecePwns wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:is nephilm a boy
I'm pretty sure, but either way, he raped his own brother. I can't believe a person could go so low.
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Postby unriggable on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:00 pm

This article is very real - a trusted news source. Must be true. Anybody who doubts is must be an idiot.
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Postby Norse on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:25 pm

Well, we should have seen this coming....look at the state of him.

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Postby misterman10 on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:29 pm

unriggable wrote:This article is very real - a trusted news source. Must be true. Anybody who doubts is must be an idiot.
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Postby b.k. barunt on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:31 pm

The pube beard is always a dead giveaway.


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Postby unriggable on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:38 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:The pube beard is always a dead giveaway.


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Postby Norse on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:43 pm

Unriggable.

Be careful where you tread.
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Postby unriggable on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:44 pm

Norse wrote:Unriggable.

Be careful where you tread.


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Postby b.k. barunt on Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:48 pm

Good to see that you include yourself on that one. So who's the other idiot?


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Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:07 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:Good to see that you include yourself on that one. So who's the other idiot?


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Postby Backglass on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:16 pm

Norse wrote:Well, we should have seen this coming....look at the state of him.

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Separated at birth?

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Postby b.k. barunt on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:16 pm

Damn muythai, you actually made me laugh.


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Postby hecter on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:34 pm

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Norse wrote:Well, we should have seen this coming....look at the state of him.

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Postby b.k. barunt on Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:23 am

Came from a line of poon jobs.


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Postby Hitman079 on Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:08 am

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Postby firth4eva on Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:35 am

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Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:58 am

oh and him a respected high ranking officer.


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