Important political announcement!!

[I GOT SERVED]

I shall donate $10,000 monopoly money to luns!

I shall double this amount! Go Luns/Stopper!

And is there any chance of some bloke such as myself getting in on helping to run this campaign?

[Norse]

I simply cant stand by and watch this madness..

[Guiscard]

I shall donate $10,000 monopoly money to luns!

I shall double this amount! Go Luns/Stopper!

And is there any chance of some bloke such as myself getting in on helping to run this campaign?

I can always do with more coffee and donuts...

[Stopper]

I'm sorry I couldn't be here sooner to make my acceptance speech. I have been busy all day with my Halliburton directorship, but I have a few spare moments now.

To all those nit-pickers who point out Luns' and my apparently divergent political leanings, might I remind them that America's strength is in its diversity, and that petty partisanship gets us all nowhere (and it certainly will not get Luns and me into the White House.)

And to those pedants who point out the insignificant matter of my not being, er, American, surely it is my commitment to American ideals, and the number of times I mention America in speeches to push patriotic buttons, that matters, not a small piece of paper they call a "birth certificate" which can easily be forged anyway.

If you want an America that is strong, an America that looks to the future with hope and courage, an America of people who can identify obscure Japanese films with just one glance, then you will vote for Luns (and the Scotsman.)

[Iz Man]

And to those pedants who point out the insignificant matter of my not being, er, American, surely it is my commitment to American ideals, and the number of times I mention America in speeches to push patriotic buttons, that matters, not a small piece of paper they call a "birth certificate" which can easily be forged anyway.

I'm sorry, but the law is the law.........

[got tonkaed]

And to those pedants who point out the insignificant matter of my not being, er, American, surely it is my commitment to American ideals, and the number of times I mention America in speeches to push patriotic buttons, that matters, not a small piece of paper they call a "birth certificate" which can easily be forged anyway.

I'm sorry, but the law is the law.........

i am quite certain their will be forgeries if need be. IZ if your so upset about not getting the cabinet position you had wanted....run on your own ticket?

[Iz Man]

And to those pedants who point out the insignificant matter of my not being, er, American, surely it is my commitment to American ideals, and the number of times I mention America in speeches to push patriotic buttons, that matters, not a small piece of paper they call a "birth certificate" which can easily be forged anyway.

I'm sorry, but the law is the law.........

i am quite certain their will be forgeries if need be. IZ if your so upset about not getting the cabinet position you had wanted....run on your own ticket?

So an administration founded on a forgery?

First, yes, I did request an appointment to ambassadorship to the U.N.
I also stated if that was not possible, then perhaps a National Beer Day, which I still would like to see if his honor Luns is elected. I don't recall Luns stating anything one way or the other. Upset if I don't get it? Perhaps, perhaps not; as long as the U.N. leaves NYC I'm cool.

My own ticket? No, thank you. I'm too busy making beer........

[Stopper]

So an administration founded on a forgery?

My campaign manager is right on it. Don't worry, he knows some Russians; these forgeries will be pristine, and what no-one knows won't hurt 'em.

as long as the U.N. leaves NYC I'm cool.

We will only do what is best for the American people, when it comes to America's relationship with the UN.

Under Luns' benevolent leadership, the UN will indeed be moved out of NYC. To the much nicer climate of LA.

Your request for ambassadorship will be given due consideration. Any donations you make to the campaign can only help us focus our minds.

EDITED

[Norse]

Now I have a really good excuse to start bombing the shit out of political establishments.

[luns101]

If Luns wants to take this seriously, then he must pick a runningmate who qualifies under the Constitution.

I guess you don't want to be in the cabinet...too bad, I was going to authorize beer subsidization at the federal level.

To ease your fears about Stopper, I have researched his background. Stopper's mother gave birth to him at LaGuardia International during a 2 hour layover. His family was traveling from Japan (it was some asian movie convention) to England and decided to take a nice little hop over the continental U.S.. There, he was born in the U.S. which makes him a citizen.

He has been naturalized through playing RISK online against Americans. He qualifies...

I'm sorry, but the law is the law.........

The law is what we say it will be. You're thinking way too much about this...relax while we insert that V-Chip.

NEXT NAYSAYER!!

[Iz Man]

I was going to authorize beer subsidization at the federal level.

NOW you've got my attention! I can be a one-issue voter if it's the right issue.

To ease your fears about Stopper, I have researched his background. Stopper's mother gave birth to him at LaGuardia International during a 2 hour layover. His family was traveling from Japan (it was some asian movie convention) to England and decided to take a nice little hop over the continental U.S.. There, he was born in the U.S. which makes him a citizen.

Fair enough.......
LUNS in '08








Can I still have my cabinet post?

[luns101]

Can I still have my cabinet post?

Nice to have you on board...Mr. Ambassador.

Go get a sign and walk in front of your local Ron Paul for President office and see if you can't stir up some mischief in the meantime.

[Norse]

iz man, you sicken me.

[Iz Man]

Can I still have my cabinet post?

Nice to have you on board...Mr. Ambassador.

Go get a sign and walk in front of your local Ron Paul for President office and see if you can't stir up some mischief in the meantime.

WOO HOO !!!

Beer subsidies for EVERYBODY !!!

[Norse]

"Supply cheap beer, and bounce a ball in front of their eyes, and there you have a "content" voter"

[F1fth]

This is an utter juggernaut of a platform! This country was founded on checks and blanaces and balance is exactly what you're bringing back to the White House. I applaude your decision for VP.

LUNS-STOPPER '08!!

[Iz Man]

"Supply cheap beer, and bounce a ball in front of their eyes, and there you have a "content" voter"

I'm starting to work on the subsidy supply:



and just think.... every pantry will look like this:

[luns101]

...and still some people don't think their vote counts!

[CrazyAnglican]

The law is the law.
If Luns wants to take this seriously, then he must pick a runningmate who qualifies under the Constitution.

I think we need to call for a Constitutional ammendment to allow Stopper to qualify. British citizens should be allowed to run for U.S. public office! It's an idea long overdue.



Now where do I get one of those cool banners

[jnd94]

My contribution to your campaign:

[jnd94]

and in case I didnt get my message across.

[Guiscard]

My contribution to your campaign:

The underground movement begins...

[xtratabasco]

The first of many Ron Paul supporters react to the vice-presidential announcement.

dude, the guy is taking a crap....


and is stopper even legal?

Just how did he get into this country.

[luns101]

dude, the guy is taking a crap....

No, the government just wants you to think that he is.

and is stopper even legal? Just how did he get into this country.

This proves that you're not considering or really reading others' posts here. This was explained already.

Stopper and I are going to have a town hall meeting some day with the members of CC. I doubt Ron Paul will show up.

[CrazyAnglican]

Stopper and I are going to have a town hall meeting some day with the members of CC. I doubt Ron Paul will show up.

Cool! Can I be your impartial and hansomely paid Master of Ceremonies?

or a Spin Doctor or something sounding equally neat, but having very little power or responsibilities?