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Postby hecter on Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:28 pm

That's right, I'm running for President of the USA! I may be a 16 year old Canadian, but why would I let that stop me? For those of you that want to know what I stand for, here is what I intend on doing!

BDSM dungeons and Brothels in every city
Stalkers rights
Proof of 9/11 for xtra
Vagina's for all that want them
Legalization of hemp and pot
Sex parade in any city of America monthly
24/7 night clubs
Free pot for homeless, old and disabled
Legal age lowered to 17
Health of registered sex workers strictly monitored
Liquor in gas stations and corner stores
A big cutback on petroleum run vehicles
No importing of wood from South America
No importing of goods that were created by workers paid an unfair wage
Higher current tazers for all police officers

So vote hecter! A vote for drug addicts and perverts!
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Postby Norse on Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:34 pm

Hehe, Im hoping to get the sex-offender vote.
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:40 pm

What, pray tell, is wrong with South American wood?
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Postby hecter on Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:42 pm

Minister Masket wrote:What, pray tell, is wrong with South American wood?

It comes from the Rain Forest, which we want to preserve and also has been known to carry nasty bugs that destroy our natural world here in North America.
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:43 pm

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Minister Masket wrote:What, pray tell, is wrong with South American wood?

It comes from the Rain Forest, which we want to preserve and also has been known to carry nasty bugs that destroy our natural world here in North America.

Humans do this aswell, and you don't see anyone doing something about THAT.
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Postby ignotus on Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:43 pm

I like your program at some points hecter (night clubs open 24/7, liquor, proof of 9/11 for xtra). :wink:

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Postby hecter on Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:45 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
hecter wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:What, pray tell, is wrong with South American wood?

It comes from the Rain Forest, which we want to preserve and also has been known to carry nasty bugs that destroy our natural world here in North America.

Humans do this aswell, and you don't see anyone doing something about THAT.

Not like this though. These bugs go, spread into live trees in out neighbourhoods destroying them from the inside out, multiplying and multiplying. We've already had a couple run ins with these nasty insects, and I don't want anymore!
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Postby rambos poodle on Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:46 pm

I vote for hecter (or his mom will kick my but ) :lol:
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:52 pm

hecter wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
hecter wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:What, pray tell, is wrong with South American wood?

It comes from the Rain Forest, which we want to preserve and also has been known to carry nasty bugs that destroy our natural world here in North America.

Humans do this aswell, and you don't see anyone doing something about THAT.

Not like this though. These bugs go, spread into live trees in out neighbourhoods destroying them from the inside out, multiplying and multiplying. We've already had a couple run ins with these nasty insects, and I don't want anymore!

Insects are everywhere, you cannot escape them.
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Postby hecter on Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:55 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
hecter wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
hecter wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:What, pray tell, is wrong with South American wood?

It comes from the Rain Forest, which we want to preserve and also has been known to carry nasty bugs that destroy our natural world here in North America.

Humans do this aswell, and you don't see anyone doing something about THAT.

Not like this though. These bugs go, spread into live trees in out neighbourhoods destroying them from the inside out, multiplying and multiplying. We've already had a couple run ins with these nasty insects, and I don't want anymore!

Insects are everywhere, you cannot escape them.

These are South American insects that don't belong in the US, though. It's different. Very different.
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Postby MeDeFe on Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:00 pm

Vote luns!

That's all I can say.
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:10 pm

hecter wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
hecter wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
hecter wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:What, pray tell, is wrong with South American wood?

It comes from the Rain Forest, which we want to preserve and also has been known to carry nasty bugs that destroy our natural world here in North America.

Humans do this aswell, and you don't see anyone doing something about THAT.

Not like this though. These bugs go, spread into live trees in out neighbourhoods destroying them from the inside out, multiplying and multiplying. We've already had a couple run ins with these nasty insects, and I don't want anymore!

Insects are everywhere, you cannot escape them.

These are South American insects that don't belong in the US, though. It's different. Very different.

I take it you are against immigration.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:17 pm

Minister Masket wrote:What, pray tell, is wrong with South American wood?

I don't know, I've seen many South Americans who had fantastic wood. Nights to remember they were...
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Postby duday53 on Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:31 pm

What is with all these threads?
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Postby Iliad on Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:49 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:What, pray tell, is wrong with South American wood?

I don't know, I've seen many South Americans who had fantastic wood. Nights to remember they were...
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Postby hecter on Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:33 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
hecter wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
hecter wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
hecter wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:What, pray tell, is wrong with South American wood?

It comes from the Rain Forest, which we want to preserve and also has been known to carry nasty bugs that destroy our natural world here in North America.

Humans do this aswell, and you don't see anyone doing something about THAT.

Not like this though. These bugs go, spread into live trees in out neighbourhoods destroying them from the inside out, multiplying and multiplying. We've already had a couple run ins with these nasty insects, and I don't want anymore!

Insects are everywhere, you cannot escape them.

These are South American insects that don't belong in the US, though. It's different. Very different.

I take it you are against immigration.

Illegal immigration, yes. If those insects want in our country, they can get in the legal way, rather than smuggling through hiding in wood!
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Postby NaynNay on Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:55 pm

hecter wrote:Illegal immigration, yes. If those insects want in our country, they can get in the legal way, rather than smuggling through hiding in wood!


yes, I can tell you're well-informed... seeing as they tend to get through a fence, not a wood on the southern border ;)
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Postby hecter on Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:08 pm

NaynNay wrote:
hecter wrote:Illegal immigration, yes. If those insects want in our country, they can get in the legal way, rather than smuggling through hiding in wood!


yes, I can tell you're well-informed... seeing as they tend to get through a fence, not a wood on the southern border ;)

Give me a break... I don't even have a high school diploma yet.
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Postby duday53 on Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:37 pm

GO HECTER! *pulls off shirt, starts screaming while swinging shirt above head*
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