Indiana Mfn Jones

by **heavycola** on Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:41 pm

Watching Temple of Doom - it's brilliant. Better than it was when i was 12. Kate Capshaw screams a hell of a lot, but as Indy says to Short Round in the jungle - 'the problem with her is all the noise.'

Anyway I love Indiana Jones in a purely homosexual way. We are hoping to adopt a child soon so it can come on all kinds of adventures with us. I do not feel a heterosexual couple could offer it this level of mayhem and danger.

Anyway. Is Indiana Jones fitter than Han Solo?

by **suggs** on Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:44 pm

Christ thats a tough one.
I would plump for Indiana, after all if you get tired of the lasoos, he can always keep you behind for extra classes.

by **heavycola** on Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:51 pm

Oh Indy is totally into leather. Plus Han is clean shaven and I like a bit of bristle.
Right now he's riding that rollercoaster/mine car thing. God i love him. He's just so capable.

by **FiveThreeEight** on Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:53 pm

But Han made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs. TWELVE! And he's a dead shot with a blaster. I'll take Han any day. Five o'clock shadow just irritates the inside of my thighs.

by **suggs** on Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:59 pm

Of course, ones performance in parsecs is paramount. Good call.
Oh, CAPABLE-i had a friend whose sole criterion on the attractiveness of a man was how CAPABLE they were. Its a great word.

by **Frigidus** on Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:00 pm

Indiana Jones is good with a whip.

by **autoload** on Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:00 am

I like Chewbacca.

by **jcalebmoore** on Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:18 am

You must be kidding me. How can you possibly bandy about Indiana Jones, and the idea of going gay, and not include Dr. Henry Jones as a possibility? Sean Connery may be old, but... come on! You can't say that you wouldn't hit that.

by **MeDeFe** on Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:32 am

Oh yes, if Dr. Henry Jones Sr. had been on there he would been my favourite, but as it is Indiana wins over Han. He's proficient with more than one weapon, more ingenious than MacGyver can dream of being and you almost never see him without his hat on.