Christmas Tales
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:28 pmA Skoffin Christmas Story by Frenchie-chan (no title from him yet)
once upon a time, a lonely evil pony called skinoff was lost in the suburbs.
suddenly, she saw a house lighted with a lot of xmas decorations, with a lot of people joyfully entering in it.
she couldn't believe her eyes! she had found her home for that lonely christmas night.
but when she tried to enter the house, she just fell on her ass (if that's possible for a pony); an invisible force was preventing her from getting near!
all her joy disappeared at once, and her dark heart shrinked; the bastards had set up a ward versus evil.
then she noticed there was a nearby house also full of joyful people, unprotected.
she entered and saw it was full of good drunk people, so she poisoned everyone and made the party filled with cries and pain.
and that's how skinoff the evil pony's christmas ended, walking away in the night laughing maniacally.
true story
as for the morale of the story:
it's something along the lines of: go play nexuswar dammit!
here is another Skoffin Christmas tale
Skoffin's favorite gift by Fircoal
There was one thing in the world that Skoffin the pony really wanted
she would do anything to have it.
After one of her bloody raids, leaving 13 dead, she decided to sacrafice a person for what she really wanted.
so she killed a man and went to sleep on Christmas Eve.
when she woke up on Christmas day, in her stocking was a naked Reed.
She got her wish.
It's true
Kwan and Skoffin by Kwan (no title given, yet)
on one christmas eve
skoffin had sex with kwan
and in no way does that make kwan a pony fucker
the end
once upon a time, a lonely evil pony called skinoff was lost in the suburbs.
suddenly, she saw a house lighted with a lot of xmas decorations, with a lot of people joyfully entering in it.
she couldn't believe her eyes! she had found her home for that lonely christmas night.
but when she tried to enter the house, she just fell on her ass (if that's possible for a pony); an invisible force was preventing her from getting near!
all her joy disappeared at once, and her dark heart shrinked; the bastards had set up a ward versus evil.
then she noticed there was a nearby house also full of joyful people, unprotected.
she entered and saw it was full of good drunk people, so she poisoned everyone and made the party filled with cries and pain.
and that's how skinoff the evil pony's christmas ended, walking away in the night laughing maniacally.
true story
as for the morale of the story:
it's something along the lines of: go play nexuswar dammit!
here is another Skoffin Christmas tale
Skoffin's favorite gift by Fircoal
There was one thing in the world that Skoffin the pony really wanted
she would do anything to have it.
After one of her bloody raids, leaving 13 dead, she decided to sacrafice a person for what she really wanted.
so she killed a man and went to sleep on Christmas Eve.
when she woke up on Christmas day, in her stocking was a naked Reed.
She got her wish.
It's true
Kwan and Skoffin by Kwan (no title given, yet)
on one christmas eve
skoffin had sex with kwan
and in no way does that make kwan a pony fucker
the end
JERK!