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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:49 pm

ignotus wrote:
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satanspaladin wrote:get her tickets to the ballet or any show she likes .

just a day to spend with you at something she likes?

We were going to ship hector in a box with a naughty suit on for her.


clown suit?


thats how hecter usually dresses, isnt it?
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Postby Ariel* on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:50 pm

Thanks for your help guys :D
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:51 pm

Ariel* wrote:Thanks for your help guys :D


anytime
we will make sure your package will reach its final destination in time
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Postby a-person1192 on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:52 pm

-ShadySoul- wrote:
Ariel* wrote:Thanks for your help guys :D


anytime
we will make sure your package will reach its final destination in time

Safely and nude
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Postby Ariel* on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:55 pm

a-person1192 wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:
Ariel* wrote:Thanks for your help guys :D


anytime
we will make sure your package will reach its final destination in time

Safely and nude

and in the specially ordered wrappings? (dark red glittery wrapping and a pink silk ribbon with bells on it)
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Postby ignotus on Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:56 pm

-ShadySoul- wrote:
Ariel* wrote:Thanks for your help guys :D


anytime
we will make sure your package will reach its final destination in time


Here, Hecter, superglue your red nose and get back in the box.

[mumbles]How many stamps should I use? Oh I will put just one, what harm would that do?[/mumbles]

Hecter we are all right to go! How do you wanna go, by ship or a plane? What, you get see sickness? Suck it up p*ssy!
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I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:02 pm

Ariel* wrote:
a-person1192 wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:
Ariel* wrote:Thanks for your help guys :D


anytime
we will make sure your package will reach its final destination in time

Safely and nude

and in the specially ordered wrappings? (dark red glittery wrapping and a pink silk ribbon with bells on it)


of course
In conquer Club Delivery Service, you will come happy, and leave even happier.

PS Sad people not allowed
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:02 pm

Sad people are banned.

Have a nice day!
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Postby hecter on Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:04 pm

O... did she ever pay good...

*gets in the box and puts my construction man helmet on*
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Postby Ariel* on Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:04 pm

-ShadySoul- wrote:
Ariel* wrote:
a-person1192 wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:
Ariel* wrote:Thanks for your help guys :D


anytime
we will make sure your package will reach its final destination in time

Safely and nude

and in the specially ordered wrappings? (dark red glittery wrapping and a pink silk ribbon with bells on it)


of course
In conquer Club Delivery Service, you will come happy, and leave even happier.

PS Sad people not allowed
lol :lol:
thanks guys! I'm counting on you. And I paid good for it... twice! :shock:
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:15 pm

your next purchase is on us :D
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:19 pm

Your next purchase is us.
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:23 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:Your next purchase is us.


i volunteer me :D
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Re: mom

Postby Heimdall on Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:25 pm

Ariel* wrote:I need help figuring out what to buy my mom for christmas. Any suggestions? Btw, she is kind of a snob and I need to get something for a reasonable price.

yes, I still haven't bought anything. I tend to wait for the last minute..



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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:29 pm

way to be back on topic
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