So I just finished up all my xmas shopping at Target...
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:50 am...And was pretty thirsty. I wanted to get something to drink with leftover money. I headed to the place that sells extravagantly exotic bottled fruit drinks and shit but it was late on Xmas eve so that department was closed. So I headed over to one of the cash registers looking for something in those little beverage fridges at the end of the shelves. I didn't feel like soda so I looked in another fridge and found some chocolate/milk/mint cream stuff that I never tried or saw before and bought that.
It was pretty good and on the way home I had downed about half of the bottle when I looked at the wrapper/sticker and noticed, in tiny letters, the words "Coffee Creamer" under the huge name of the product. "It tastes more like a drink", I thought, and checked the nutrition facts. Very low, about 45 calories, 6 grams of fat etc. Then I checked the serving size. 1 Tablespoon.
I put the bottle down and noticed how full I felt and how dry my mouth was so we stopped over at Dominicks. I planned on getting some soda this time but I opted instead for some Red Bull, which after buying, I gulped pretty quickly.
Stupidity aside, anyone know if my Christmas will be ruined tomorrow with a sick stomach and/or hospital ride? Chemical reaction? Constipation? Exploding head?
It was pretty good and on the way home I had downed about half of the bottle when I looked at the wrapper/sticker and noticed, in tiny letters, the words "Coffee Creamer" under the huge name of the product. "It tastes more like a drink", I thought, and checked the nutrition facts. Very low, about 45 calories, 6 grams of fat etc. Then I checked the serving size. 1 Tablespoon.
I put the bottle down and noticed how full I felt and how dry my mouth was so we stopped over at Dominicks. I planned on getting some soda this time but I opted instead for some Red Bull, which after buying, I gulped pretty quickly.
Stupidity aside, anyone know if my Christmas will be ruined tomorrow with a sick stomach and/or hospital ride? Chemical reaction? Constipation? Exploding head?
