Conquer Club

well i have recently hit a dry patch in terms of laaaaaaadies.

i started uni (about 11 weeks ago, maybe 12) with a girlfriend from my town, who incidentally went to a uni about 10 mins train ride away from me and all was well.

then the unthinkable happened. someone took a picture of me (whilst out and i was very very drunk) well...... having familiar relations with another lady. i didnt notice this picture taken and the picture promptly made it onto facebook where my ex saw it and i ended up again single.

this wasnt too bad as i really didnt like her that much. i then had a couple of other nights as bounce back nights, which went surprisingly well

BUT then......... i had an operation on the side of my head. i was having a birth mark removed (apparently it could turn cancerous or something bad) well anyways, i now have this great dirty bald scar on the side of my head. its not even a scar that looks good and i can brag about to the ladies....... is just........ well.......... hideous. Ive tried hats! ive tried em all, but that just dosent suffice, i even tried a wig one night (o the laughter i recieved about that......) but no need to say it was all unsucsessful.

are there any hints anyone can give me to help cover my scar and also end my dry spell?!?!

(none of the obvious - find a drunk girl, find a blind girl, find a boy, had ur mum jokes necessary but if u must go forrit)

Shave your whole head.

Tattoo?

Extend your scar onto your face to make it more impressive?

Is it in the right place for a mutton-chop sideburn?

hecter wrote:Shave your whole head.

hmmm, u see i actually did that.......... yes a wet shave. and it just looked horrible and highlighted the many scars i have all over my head and made me look terrible!

but good suggestion nonetheless, also im wondering what time periods do others consider dry spells?

Maybe you can be content with being single for a while. Just you and yourself.

alex_white101 wrote:

hecter wrote:Shave your whole head.

hmmm, u see i actually did that.......... yes a wet shave. and it just looked horrible and highlighted the many scars i have all over my head and made me look terrible!

but good suggestion nonetheless, also im wondering what time periods do others consider dry spells?

Stop thinking about your fucking scars and try to bone some sweet college ass?

Guiscard wrote:Tattoo?

Extend your scar onto your face to make it more impressive?

Is it in the right place for a mutton-chop sideburn?

the scar looks horrendous! i couldnt possibly extend it!

also whats a mutton chop sideburn? and ive also found anything more than stubble below the ears really dosent help me pick up women....... so i am not keen to grow any kind of sideburns.........

static_ice wrote:Maybe you can be content with being single for a while. Just you and yourself.

i am content being single i just wanna get...... well u know........ action im worried i might be losing my touch

not that i ever had any of course

hecter wrote:

alex_white101 wrote:

hecter wrote:Shave your whole head.

hmmm, u see i actually did that.......... yes a wet shave. and it just looked horrible and highlighted the many scars i have all over my head and made me look terrible!

but good suggestion nonetheless, also im wondering what time periods do others consider dry spells?

Stop thinking about your fucking scars and try to bone some sweet college ass?

the tough approach! WELL BIATCH

i dont care about it one little bit. however i recently was romantically involved with a girl, and when i got her into some light (in a club at the time) she saw the scar and freaked out

which is y i stay in the dark now

will the scar last forever?

-ShadySoul- wrote:will the scar last forever?

well u c, it is currently a big fat blob where they couldnt stretch the remaining skin far enough, however as soon as it has healed and the surgeon has a few spare minutes i can have it cut open and stretched together again... and so on and so forth until its just a line.......or until i run out of skin and my face is all stretched

alex_white101 wrote:

-ShadySoul- wrote:will the scar last forever?

well u c, it is currently a big fat blob where they couldnt stretch the remaining skin far enough, however as soon as it has healed and the surgeon has a few spare minutes i can have it cut open and stretched together again... and so on and so forth until its just a line.......or until i run out of skin and my face is all stretched

well then it is not all over for you yet

-ShadySoul- wrote:

alex_white101 wrote:

-ShadySoul- wrote:will the scar last forever?

well u c, it is currently a big fat blob where they couldnt stretch the remaining skin far enough, however as soon as it has healed and the surgeon has a few spare minutes i can have it cut open and stretched together again... and so on and so forth until its just a line.......or until i run out of skin and my face is all stretched

well then it is not all over for you yet

i know that! but its gonna take like 2 months....... i cannot possibly go that long without......................anything!

Hookers don't mind scars as long as you have cash.

jay_a2j wrote:Hookers don't mind scars as long as you have cash.

lend us the money

makeup?

jnd94 wrote:makeup?

can make up be made to look like hair? actually.......at least that way it would just look like a weird bald patch...........

alex_white101 wrote:

jnd94 wrote:makeup?

can make up be made to look like hair? actually.......at least that way it would just look like a weird bald patch...........

just put makeup on the patch, and say you got into a freak bee hive accident.

Bandanna?

Bandana, hat, beanie, or my personal favourite; lie and tell women that it's a scar from doing something really heroic - like you saved a neighbour from back home from a house fire and as you were escaping the burning building, the walls fell in and cracked your skull open - hence the scar - but you managed to get her out safely.

That's just quickly off the top of my head. You can work out the details.

It should be a kid though. Chicks dig that.


I'm going to the special hell...

lmfao you sported a toupe lmfao. If you are not careful you will end up getting your rusty sherrifs badge tampered with. Why not just tell them you are a direct descendant of the elephant man.

nothing long hair cant take care of.