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My trip to Spain

Postby Norse on Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:53 pm

I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.
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Postby autoload on Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:56 pm

4 huh?
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Postby nagerous on Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:51 pm

Are your jeans too tight?

My diagnosis is you put a few pounds on over the Christmas break and now your jeans are not giving your ball sack enough space to hang free. That and your having a reaction to a new brand of washing machine powder you're using.
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Postby DAZMCFC on Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:17 pm

i voted hecter did it. i've seen your pic. :lol:
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:21 pm

Are you sure it was Spain and not Mexico? They say not to drink the water there for very good reasons you know. :wink:
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Postby unriggable on Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:38 pm

What part of Spain?
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Re: My trip to Spain

Postby mandalorian2298 on Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:48 pm

Norse wrote:I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.


Have you drank any tap water?
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Re: My trip to Spain

Postby unriggable on Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:50 pm

mandalorian2298 wrote:
Norse wrote:I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.


Have you drank any tap water?


You're thinking of mexico, where you get very sick from that.
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Re: My trip to Spain

Postby ignotus on Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:53 pm

Norse wrote:I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.

Try soaking your balls in clean water.

I think you got drunk and some Real Madrid fan shagged you. :twisted:
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Re: My trip to Spain

Postby mandalorian2298 on Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:54 pm

unriggable wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:
Norse wrote:I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.


Have you drank any tap water?


You're thinking of mexico, where you get very sick from that.


I am thinking of Spain where I've got mildly sick from that :wink:
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Re: My trip to Spain

Postby unriggable on Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:56 pm

mandalorian2298 wrote:
unriggable wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:
Norse wrote:I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.


Have you drank any tap water?


You're thinking of mexico, where you get very sick from that.


I am thinking of Spain where I've got mildly sick from that :wink:


Can you say weak immune system?
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Re: My trip to Spain

Postby Blitzaholic on Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:56 pm

Norse wrote:I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.


wow, i visited spain years ago myself norse


went to rota, and sevilla
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Re: My trip to Spain

Postby mandalorian2298 on Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:13 pm

unriggable wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:
unriggable wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:
Norse wrote:I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.


Have you drank any tap water?


You're thinking of mexico, where you get very sick from that.


I am thinking of Spain where I've got mildly sick from that :wink:


Can you say weak immune system?


Can you say "dirty pipes"?

Norse, have you jumped in any fountains during the New Year party?
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Re: My trip to Spain

Postby AndrewLC on Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:20 pm

Norse wrote:I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.

What if it was BtownMeggy?
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Postby NESconqueror on Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:22 pm

Blame the wasps people! THEY WANT TO TAKE OVER EARTH!
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Re: My trip to Spain

Postby ignotus on Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:23 pm

AndrewLC wrote:
Norse wrote:I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.

What if it was BtownMeggy?


...and all her 3 clones? :-k
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Re: My trip to Spain

Postby NESconqueror on Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:24 pm

ignotus wrote:
AndrewLC wrote:
Norse wrote:I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.

What if it was BtownMeggy?


...and all her 3 clones? :-k

Impossible! Wasps attacked him in millions!
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Postby Lucky Se7en on Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:32 pm

It's a symptom of genital herpes...
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Postby Norse on Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:35 am

So very itchy still.

I went to Almeria on the south coast, there is nothing wrong, I am informed, with the tap water, although the locals reccomend drinking the bottled stuff....I can still see why no-one drinks it though, not very tasty, and I suspect that if you drank enough then you may become ill...I drank about half a pint of tap water out there.

I am certain it was not a real madrid fan ass-raping me whilst being drunk, at least, that is what antonio tells me.
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Postby Skittles! on Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:36 am

Have you shaven your pubic hairs whilst you were drunk?
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Postby ignotus on Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:40 am

Skittles! wrote:Have you shaven your pubic hairs whilst you were drunk?

Hahaha! That reminds me of the night when we got drunk and shaved this guy's leg. He was so drunk, he didn't feel a thing.

It was so funny. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby Norse on Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:43 am

That's a very cruel thing to do Iggy, especially if it was during the summer.

I don't shave anywhere, apart from my face, neck and teeth.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby ignotus on Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:47 pm

heavycola wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


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Postby Chris7He on Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:50 pm

I was laughing like hell when he said his balls itched.
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Postby Norse on Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:54 pm

Hehe, gonna have some fun with them bollywood scenes
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