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I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.

4 huh?

Are your jeans too tight?

My diagnosis is you put a few pounds on over the Christmas break and now your jeans are not giving your ball sack enough space to hang free. That and your having a reaction to a new brand of washing machine powder you're using.

i voted hecter did it. i've seen your pic.

Are you sure it was Spain and not Mexico? They say not to drink the water there for very good reasons you know.

What part of Spain?

Norse wrote:I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.

Have you drank any tap water?

mandalorian2298 wrote:

Norse wrote:I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.

Have you drank any tap water?

You're thinking of mexico, where you get very sick from that.

Norse wrote:I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.

Try soaking your balls in clean water.

I think you got drunk and some Real Madrid fan shagged you.

unriggable wrote:

mandalorian2298 wrote:

Norse wrote:I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.

Have you drank any tap water?

You're thinking of mexico, where you get very sick from that.

I am thinking of Spain where I've got mildly sick from that

mandalorian2298 wrote:

unriggable wrote:

mandalorian2298 wrote:

Norse wrote:I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.

Have you drank any tap water?

You're thinking of mexico, where you get very sick from that.

I am thinking of Spain where I've got mildly sick from that

Can you say weak immune system?

Norse wrote:I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.

wow, i visited spain years ago myself norse


went to rota, and sevilla

unriggable wrote:

mandalorian2298 wrote:

unriggable wrote:

mandalorian2298 wrote:

Norse wrote:I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.

Have you drank any tap water?

You're thinking of mexico, where you get very sick from that.

I am thinking of Spain where I've got mildly sick from that

Can you say weak immune system?

Can you say "dirty pipes"?

Norse, have you jumped in any fountains during the New Year party?

Norse wrote:I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.

What if it was BtownMeggy?

Blame the wasps people! THEY WANT TO TAKE OVER EARTH!

AndrewLC wrote:

Norse wrote:I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.

What if it was BtownMeggy?

...and all her 3 clones?

ignotus wrote:

AndrewLC wrote:

Norse wrote:I went to Spain for a few days over the new-year period, and having just returned, I have developed itchy genitalia.

Now, help me diagnose it please.

By the way, I saw at least 4 BtownMeggy-lookalikes....the resemblance was quite remarkable.

What if it was BtownMeggy?

...and all her 3 clones?

Impossible! Wasps attacked him in millions!

It's a symptom of genital herpes...

So very itchy still.

I went to Almeria on the south coast, there is nothing wrong, I am informed, with the tap water, although the locals reccomend drinking the bottled stuff....I can still see why no-one drinks it though, not very tasty, and I suspect that if you drank enough then you may become ill...I drank about half a pint of tap water out there.

I am certain it was not a real madrid fan ass-raping me whilst being drunk, at least, that is what antonio tells me.

Have you shaven your pubic hairs whilst you were drunk?

Skittles! wrote:Have you shaven your pubic hairs whilst you were drunk?

Hahaha! That reminds me of the night when we got drunk and shaved this guy's leg. He was so drunk, he didn't feel a thing.

It was so funny.

That's a very cruel thing to do Iggy, especially if it was during the summer.

I don't shave anywhere, apart from my face, neck and teeth.

Doctor

I was laughing like hell when he said his balls itched.

Hehe, gonna have some fun with them bollywood scenes