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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:17 pm

look towards the bottom, it gets wierder


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Postby ignotus on Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:25 pm

So you think that Corporal 1st Class with more than 50 games would know how to understand the game or read the game log?

Well you are obviously wrong!


So the guy is a n00b, deal with it. I met about 20 or 30 similar n00bs in my games.

Leave him bad feedback...

...and that's about it. :roll: :wink:
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Postby hecter on Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:32 pm

*see DDS sig*
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Postby soundout9 on Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:35 pm

The wierdest konverstion :wink: That i ever had happened about 10 minutes ago. I was on the phone with my gf and she said if KU loses tomarrow she will give a bj, masturabate on the phone, and make out with me :D then if they win i have to finger her, eat her out, and make out with her :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Postby hecter on Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:36 pm

soundout9 wrote:The wierdest konverstion :wink: That i ever had happened about 10 minutes ago. I was on the phone with my gf and she said if KU loses tomarrow she will give a bj, masturabate on the phone, and make out with me :D then if they win i have to finger her, eat her out, and make out with her :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

ROFL! You expect us to believe that you have a gf!?
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Postby riggable on Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:38 pm

soundout9 wrote:The wierdest konverstion :wink: That i ever had happened about 10 minutes ago. I was on the phone with my gf and she said if KU loses tomarrow she will give a bj, masturabate on the phone, and make out with me :D then if they win i have to finger her, eat her out, and make out with her :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D



so much stuff i did not want to hear.


you ruined my day.
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:40 pm

hecter wrote:
soundout9 wrote:The wierdest konverstion :wink: That i ever had happened about 10 minutes ago. I was on the phone with my gf and she said if KU loses tomarrow she will give a bj, masturabate on the phone, and make out with me :D then if they win i have to finger her, eat her out, and make out with her :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

ROFL! You expect us to believe that you have a gf!?


ROFLMAO! that made me laugh.
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Postby hecter on Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:44 pm

riggable wrote:
soundout9 wrote:The wierdest konverstion :wink: That i ever had happened about 10 minutes ago. I was on the phone with my gf and she said if KU loses tomarrow she will give a bj, masturabate on the phone, and make out with me :D then if they win i have to finger her, eat her out, and make out with her :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D



so much stuff i did not want to hear.


you ruined my day.

His New Years resolution kinda went straight down the shitter with that one, eh?
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Postby ignotus on Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:57 pm

hecter wrote:
soundout9 wrote:The wierdest konverstion :wink: That i ever had happened about 10 minutes ago. I was on the phone with my gf and she said if KU loses tomarrow she will give a bj, masturabate on the phone, and make out with me :D then if they win i have to finger her, eat her out, and make out with her :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

ROFL! You expect us to believe that you have a gf!?


So it was hecter on the other side of the line?

I always suspected but now I have a proof about you two. :-^
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Postby soundout9 on Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:12 pm

-ShadySoul- wrote:
hecter wrote:
soundout9 wrote:The wierdest konverstion :wink: That i ever had happened about 10 minutes ago. I was on the phone with my gf and she said if KU loses tomarrow she will give a bj, masturabate on the phone, and make out with me :D then if they win i have to finger her, eat her out, and make out with her :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

ROFL! You expect us to believe that you have a gf!?


ROFLMAO! that made me laugh.

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Postby Skittles! on Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:54 pm

soundout9 wrote:The wierdest konverstion :wink: That i ever had happened about 10 minutes ago. I was on the phone with my gf and she said if KU loses tomarrow she will give a bj, masturabate on the phone, and make out with me :D then if they win i have to finger her, eat her out, and make out with her :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Your girlfriend is a slut.

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Postby Kaplowitz on Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:54 pm

Skittles! wrote:
soundout9 wrote:The wierdest konverstion :wink: That i ever had happened about 10 minutes ago. I was on the phone with my gf and she said if KU loses tomarrow she will give a bj, masturabate on the phone, and make out with me :D then if they win i have to finger her, eat her out, and make out with her :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Your girlfriend is a slut.

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Hecter is NOT a slut! That is SO mean!
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Postby wrightfan123 on Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:09 pm

Kaplowitz wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
soundout9 wrote:The wierdest konverstion :wink: That i ever had happened about 10 minutes ago. I was on the phone with my gf and she said if KU loses tomarrow she will give a bj, masturabate on the phone, and make out with me :D then if they win i have to finger her, eat her out, and make out with her :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Your girlfriend is a slut.

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Hecter is NOT a slut! That is SO mean!


... Must... resist... dying of laughter...
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:28 pm

hecter wrote:
soundout9 wrote:The wierdest konverstion :wink: That i ever had happened about 10 minutes ago. I was on the phone with my gf and she said if KU loses tomarrow she will give a bj, masturabate on the phone, and make out with me :D then if they win i have to finger her, eat her out, and make out with her :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

ROFL! You expect us to believe that you have a gf!?
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:30 pm

wrightfan123 wrote:
Kaplowitz wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
soundout9 wrote:The wierdest konverstion :wink: That i ever had happened about 10 minutes ago. I was on the phone with my gf and she said if KU loses tomarrow she will give a bj, masturabate on the phone, and make out with me :D then if they win i have to finger her, eat her out, and make out with her :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Your girlfriend is a slut.

KTHXBAI.


Hecter is NOT a slut! That is SO mean!


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Postby hecter on Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:31 pm

Kaplowitz wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
soundout9 wrote:The wierdest konverstion :wink: That i ever had happened about 10 minutes ago. I was on the phone with my gf and she said if KU loses tomarrow she will give a bj, masturabate on the phone, and make out with me :D then if they win i have to finger her, eat her out, and make out with her :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Your girlfriend is a slut.

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Hecter is NOT a slut! That is SO mean!

1. Yes I am
2. Not a fucking chance would I ever grace soundout9 with the privilege of fingering and/or blowing me!
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Postby Kaplowitz on Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:42 pm

not even for money?
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Postby hecter on Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:45 pm

Kaplowitz wrote:not even for money?

Nope!
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Postby lord voldemort on Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:06 pm

soundout9 wrote:The wierdest konverstion :wink: That i ever had happened about 10 minutes ago. I was on the phone with my gf and she said if KU loses tomarrow she will give a bj, masturabate on the phone, and make out with me :D then if they win i have to finger her, eat her out, and make out with her :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


your such a liar...
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Postby static_ice on Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:20 pm

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soundout9 wrote:The wierdest konverstion :wink: That i ever had happened about 10 minutes ago. I was on the phone with my gf and she said if KU loses tomarrow she will give a bj, masturabate on the phone, and make out with me :D then if they win i have to finger her, eat her out, and make out with her :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


your such a liar...


Yeah, I mean I believed that you had a girlfriend when you were a literal noob, but there's no way she hasn't dumped you after all these hours you've pumped in [-(
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Postby Kaplowitz on Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:27 pm

static_ice wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
soundout9 wrote:The wierdest konverstion :wink: That i ever had happened about 10 minutes ago. I was on the phone with my gf and she said if KU loses tomarrow she will give a bj, masturabate on the phone, and make out with me :D then if they win i have to finger her, eat her out, and make out with her :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


your such a liar...


Yeah, I mean I believed that you had a girlfriend when you were a literal noob, but there's no way she hasn't dumped you after all these hours you've pumped in [-(


OMG! You guys are all retards!! Ive been tricking Soundout this whole time!! Soundout, or should i say: Sherman (his real name) i have been tyour "gf" this whole time! You live in Atlantis, 123 fish drive!
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Postby hecter on Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:32 pm

Kaplowitz wrote:
static_ice wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
soundout9 wrote:The wierdest konverstion :wink: That i ever had happened about 10 minutes ago. I was on the phone with my gf and she said if KU loses tomarrow she will give a bj, masturabate on the phone, and make out with me :D then if they win i have to finger her, eat her out, and make out with her :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


your such a liar...


Yeah, I mean I believed that you had a girlfriend when you were a literal noob, but there's no way she hasn't dumped you after all these hours you've pumped in [-(


OMG! You guys are all retards!! Ive been tricking Soundout this whole time!! Soundout, or should i say: Sherman (his real name) i have been tyour "gf" this whole time! You live in Atlantis, 123 fish drive!

You're a chick? :?
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Postby Kaplowitz on Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:38 pm

hecter wrote:
Kaplowitz wrote:
static_ice wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
soundout9 wrote:The wierdest konverstion :wink: That i ever had happened about 10 minutes ago. I was on the phone with my gf and she said if KU loses tomarrow she will give a bj, masturabate on the phone, and make out with me :D then if they win i have to finger her, eat her out, and make out with her :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


your such a liar...


Yeah, I mean I believed that you had a girlfriend when you were a literal noob, but there's no way she hasn't dumped you after all these hours you've pumped in [-(


OMG! You guys are all retards!! Ive been tricking Soundout this whole time!! Soundout, or should i say: Sherman (his real name) i have been tyour "gf" this whole time! You live in Atlantis, 123 fish drive!

You're a chick? :?


no :? i never said that
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Postby hecter on Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:46 pm

Kaplowitz wrote:no :? i never said that

You said you were his gf...
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Postby Kaplowitz on Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:48 pm

hecter wrote:
Kaplowitz wrote:no :? i never said that

You said you were his gf...

i said i was pretending to be. I doubt soundout can tell the difference between a girl or a boy.
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