Conquer Club

For our school we auctioned off people to be your slave for one day but i cannot come up with any ideas. Can't do something outrages or inappropriate . i have two girls. so give me ideas.

caliboi2009 wrote:For our school we auctioned off people to be your slave for one day but i cannot come up with any ideas. Can't do something outrages or inappropriate . i have two girls. so give me ideas.

that shot all of my ideas out of the air.


maybe a footrest or something. . .

caliboi2009 wrote:For our school we auctioned off people to be your slave for one day but i cannot come up with any ideas. Can't do something outrages or inappropriate . i have two girls. so give me ideas.

Human chariot, obviously...

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Footrests, dancing girls, jesters, message carriers, singing minstrels, acrobats, bearers of heavy loads, givers of constant praise... all these things can your slaves be if only you command it of them.

Good luck with them.



(Seriously, at the end of the day you should just hose them down then make them make out... I mean, isn't that why you really bought them?)

Just dress like this and tell them to do mundane things.

Dancing Mustard wrote:Footrests, dancing girls, jesters, message carriers, singing minstrels, acrobats, bearers of heavy loads, givers of constant praise... all these things can your slaves be if only you command it of them.

Good luck with them.



(Seriously, at the end of the day you should just hose them down then make them make out... I mean, isn't that why you really bought them?)

Everywhere you go make them form an arch for you to pass under, and then immediately run around to the front and form it again.

And, obviously, bikinis.

Guiscard wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Footrests, dancing girls, jesters, message carriers, singing minstrels, acrobats, bearers of heavy loads, givers of constant praise... all these things can your slaves be if only you command it of them.

Good luck with them.



(Seriously, at the end of the day you should just hose them down then make them make out... I mean, isn't that why you really bought them?)

Everywhere you go make them form an arch for you to pass under, and then immediately run around to the front and form it again.

And, obviously, bikinis.

defenitely

Yeah all of the above are good, you should make them hum and sing awesome theme-tune music for you whenever you go through a door or enter a room (The Batman theme springs to mind). That or simply have them walk ten steps in front and ten steps behind you, yelling loudly about how awesome and majestic you are.


Bikinis are also good..

Dancing Mustard wrote:Yeah all of the above are good, you should make them hum and sing awesome theme-tune music for you whenever you go through a door or enter a room (The Batman theme springs to mind). That or simply have them walk ten steps in front and ten steps behind you, yelling loudly about how awesome and majestic you are.


Bikinis are also good..

Good point. Every time you enter a room have them announce your arrival. You'll need at least three titles of course.

Frigidus wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Yeah all of the above are good, you should make them hum and sing awesome theme-tune music for you whenever you go through a door or enter a room (The Batman theme springs to mind). That or simply have them walk ten steps in front and ten steps behind you, yelling loudly about how awesome and majestic you are.


Bikinis are also good..

Good point. Every time you enter a room have them announce your arrival. You'll need at least three titles of course.

just three?

If you could get them to sing the following song (from the popular Disney animated production 'Aladdin') as you walked through your school, then it would probably be the best day of your life to date:

Make way for Prince Ali
Say hey! It's Prince Ali

Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!

Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!

Prince Ali! Fabulous he!
Ali Ababwa
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your sunday salaam
The come and meet his spectacular coterie

Prince Ali!
Mighty is he!
Ali Ababwa
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the galloping hordes
A hundred bad guys with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Prince Ali

He's got seventy-five golden camels
Purple peacocks
He's got fifty-three
When it comes to exotic-type mammals
Has he got a zoo?
I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie

Prince Ali! Handsome is he, Ali Ababwa
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your veil and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali!

There's no question this Ali's alluring
Never ordinary, never boring
Everything about the man just plain impresses
He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder!
He's about to pull my heart asunder!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!

He's got ninety-five white Persian monkeys
(He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali! Prince Ali!

Prince Ali!
Amorous he! Ali Ababwa
Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty elephants, llamas galore
With his bears and lions
A brass band and more
With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on key
Make way for prince Ali!

five thumbs up!

Dancing Mustard wrote:If you could get them to sing the following song (from the popular Disney animated production 'Aladdin') as you walked through your school, then it would probably be the best day of your life to date:

Make way for Prince Ali
Say hey! It's Prince Ali

Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!

Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!

Prince Ali! Fabulous he!
Ali Ababwa
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your sunday salaam
The come and meet his spectacular coterie

Prince Ali!
Mighty is he!
Ali Ababwa
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the galloping hordes
A hundred bad guys with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Prince Ali

He's got seventy-five golden camels
Purple peacocks
He's got fifty-three
When it comes to exotic-type mammals
Has he got a zoo?
I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie

Prince Ali! Handsome is he, Ali Ababwa
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your veil and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali!

There's no question this Ali's alluring
Never ordinary, never boring
Everything about the man just plain impresses
He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder!
He's about to pull my heart asunder!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!

He's got ninety-five white Persian monkeys
(He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali! Prince Ali!

Prince Ali!
Amorous he! Ali Ababwa
Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty elephants, llamas galore
With his bears and lions
A brass band and more
With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on key
Make way for prince Ali!

It would help if he had a brass section as well

but it still isn't needed

what about signs they can carry and better phrases they can say

hrm...very limited because of the whole "decency" bit?

I can't think of anything not already said.

or actions they can do in front of people

caliboi2009 wrote:or actions they can do in front of people

Make them play 'how close can I get my ass to your face'.

It was my favourite game back in the day, here's how it works:
You find somebody who is not paying attention to the world around them (i.e. somebody sitting at a table reading a book), then one of the players has to creep towards them without attracting their attention, seeing how close they can get their own ass to the target's head without being spotted. The ultimate objective is for the player to be able to get their ass to touch the head of the victim without being noticed until the moment of contact.
Anyway, once the ass-bearer is detected then the round is over, and you make a note of the distance that seperated their ass from the head of the victim. After that you find the next victm, and the next participant makes their attempt. Try to think of it as being a bit like 'boules', only more physical.
If you want to ratchet up the skill-level, try choosing standing victims, or victims who are part of a group; makes it much harder...

Your slaves will love it! And so will you!
Good luck pilgrim.

Dancing Mustard wrote:

caliboi2009 wrote:or actions they can do in front of people

Make them play 'how close can I get my ass to your face'.

It was my favourite game back in the day, here's how it works:
You find somebody who is not paying attention to the world around them (i.e. somebody sitting at a table reading a book), then one of the players has to creep towards them without attracting their attention, seeing how close they can get their own ass to the target's head without being spotted. The ultimate objective is for the player to be able to get their ass to touch the head of the victim without being noticed until the moment of contact.
Anyway, once the ass-bearer is detected then the round is over, and you make a note of the distance that seperated their ass from the head of the victim. After that you find the next victm, and the next participant makes their attempt. Try to think of it as being a bit like 'boules', only more physical.
If you want to ratchet up the skill-level, try choosing standing victims, or victims who are part of a group; makes it much harder...

Your slaves will love it! And so will you!
Good luck pilgrim.

roflmao

apey wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:

caliboi2009 wrote:or actions they can do in front of people

Make them play 'how close can I get my ass to your face'.

It was my favourite game back in the day, here's how it works:
You find somebody who is not paying attention to the world around them (i.e. somebody sitting at a table reading a book), then one of the players has to creep towards them without attracting their attention, seeing how close they can get their own ass to the target's head without being spotted. The ultimate objective is for the player to be able to get their ass to touch the head of the victim without being noticed until the moment of contact.
Anyway, once the ass-bearer is detected then the round is over, and you make a note of the distance that seperated their ass from the head of the victim. After that you find the next victm, and the next participant makes their attempt. Try to think of it as being a bit like 'boules', only more physical.
If you want to ratchet up the skill-level, try choosing standing victims, or victims who are part of a group; makes it much harder...

Your slaves will love it! And so will you!
Good luck pilgrim.

roflmao

Seconded

Give them a choice. They can either follow you around all day spreading rose petals everywhere you walk, serving you cold drinks and candy bars.

Or they could have a 3-some with you for 30 minutes.

Their choice.

Harijan wrote:Give them a choice. They can either follow you around all day spreading rose petals everywhere you walk, serving you cold drinks and candy bars.

Or they could have a 3-some with you for 30 minutes.

Their choice.

If they get indignant, just say "Don't worry, I'll pay." They'll respect that you aren't a cheapskate and will immediately start stripping.

are they hot girls?

It's probably a bad thing that the first idea that came to my mind was have them make dinner...

But I have to say this is one of the funniest threads I've read in a while. Kudos to DM and Guiscard.