Conquer Club

Ya know, she is a little volatile sometimes, but she is a red-blooded lady with a bit of fire in the heart....I hope to be procreating with her befroe next year.

Skoffin seems to attract a lot of these threads for some reason...

Neutrino wrote:Skoffin seems to attract a lot of these threads for some reason...

It's because I have breasts. Well, female ones anyway. You attract these kind of threads all the time if you're a claimed female on the webz.

Skoffin wrote:

Neutrino wrote:Skoffin seems to attract a lot of these threads for some reason...

It's because I have breasts. Well, female ones anyway. You attract these kind of threads all the time if you're a claimed female on the webz.

SHHH! You're giving Skittles ideas...

I AM A FEMALE WITH A PENIS.

Does that work?

P.S. I love you SkoffyPop

Skoffin wrote:
It's because I have breasts. Well, female ones anyway. You attract these kind of threads all the time if you're a claimed female on the webz.

I love her aggression...and honesty...win win win all the way.

CC's Best bird.

Norse wrote:

Skoffin wrote:
It's because I have breasts. Well, female ones anyway. You attract these kind of threads all the time if you're a claimed female on the webz.

I love her aggression...and honesty...win win win all the way.

CC's Best bird.

And I don't require jewellery either! Geeze, why aren't the men flocking to me?

Skoffin wrote:

Norse wrote:

Skoffin wrote:
It's because I have breasts. Well, female ones anyway. You attract these kind of threads all the time if you're a claimed female on the webz.

I love her aggression...and honesty...win win win all the way.

CC's Best bird.

And I don't require jewellery either! Geeze, why aren't the men flocking to me?

Hmm, maybe they are scared of your aggression?

I'll have you know I'm a bursting ray of sunshine you miserable wanker

Skoffin wrote: And I don't require jewellery either! Geeze, why aren't the men flocking to me?

I flocked to you and got immediately shot down...

Skoffin wrote:I'll have you know I'm a bursting ray of sunshine you miserable wanker

I'm certainly not miserable.

I'm sure you are brimming with absolute ecstacy, which is why I entitled this thred "The I love Skoffin Thread"...on account of you being a girl who has gott he right idea...or at least, the mentality I like within ladies.

Fair play to ya, you have obviously had a good bringing up...unlike most bastards in England.

Red text hurts my eyes.

Skoffin wrote:
Whups! Someone got fastposted...[/color]

Please tell me you are moist?

Skoffin, get your skinny arse over here.

Norse wrote:

Skoffin wrote:
Whups! Someone got fastposted...[/color]

Please tell me you are moist?

Kkkkaaaaayyyyy then...

I've got the feeling Norse is one of the people who will ring you up at all hours of the night and ask you questions like this...