The sports wanker of the year awards
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:07 pmIYHO, who is the biggest wanker in sport? They could be the most talented in their field as long as they have the sort of face that demands a good shoeing and the addition of a half-pound of phlegm. Michael Shumacher comes to mind, now i think of it.
But none of your baseball no-marks please, or anyone from the padded ad-break you call football in the US. Except Barry Bonds and OJ, they get honorary mentions.
My nominees:
Marion Jones - she wins, she cheats for years while slamming all the other cheats - THEN SHE BREAKS DOWN AND CRIES ABOUT IT.
Shane Warne - maybe the best bowler ever but a walking argument for eugenics. A massive knobend.
Cristiano Ronaldo - I hate his face. This might be jealousy of the endless coke-fuelled orgies i keep reading about in the daily mirror, but mostly it's that prettyboy smirk. And for getting our own spud-faced nipper sent off in the WC.
Floyd Mayweather - obviously, obviously a gigantic bellend. I fear it is too late, and he too good, for anyone to break his nose now.
Any others?
But none of your baseball no-marks please, or anyone from the padded ad-break you call football in the US. Except Barry Bonds and OJ, they get honorary mentions.
My nominees:
Marion Jones - she wins, she cheats for years while slamming all the other cheats - THEN SHE BREAKS DOWN AND CRIES ABOUT IT.
Shane Warne - maybe the best bowler ever but a walking argument for eugenics. A massive knobend.
Cristiano Ronaldo - I hate his face. This might be jealousy of the endless coke-fuelled orgies i keep reading about in the daily mirror, but mostly it's that prettyboy smirk. And for getting our own spud-faced nipper sent off in the WC.
Floyd Mayweather - obviously, obviously a gigantic bellend. I fear it is too late, and he too good, for anyone to break his nose now.
Any others?
