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Who is your daddy and what does he do?

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:29 pm
by nmhunate
Get down! There are spiders in there!

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:31 pm
by cena-rules
my daddy beats up people

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:32 pm
by Snorri1234
Is your daddy a fireman?

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:34 pm
by suggs
He's God.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:35 pm
by Nickbaldwin
My daddy posts on these forums. His username is suggs.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:37 pm
by suggs
Come on, not while Dad's at work, son.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:37 pm
by apey
My daddy got hit by a train

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:38 pm
by Minister Masket
My father was a War Postman.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:40 pm
by suggs
Minister Masket wrote:My father was a War Postman.


You mean, a complete dosser?

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:42 pm
by ignotus
My father is retired. He has a small pig farm and he slaughters his own pigs. :wink:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:44 pm
by Nickbaldwin
Where do you work dad, you always talk about poon when I ask you :?

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:56 pm
by muy_thaiguy
I don't even know who my dad is you bastard! :evil:

Re: Who is your daddy and what does he do?

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:57 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
nmhunate wrote:Get down! There are spiders in there!
CHOPPA!

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:05 pm
by ignotus

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:13 pm
by btownmeggy
ignotus wrote:My father is retired. He has a small pig farm and he slaughters his own pigs. :wink:


My parents have hundreds of chickens. No one in their tiny little town has bought eggs in years, because my parents give them away so freely. BUT they buy their chicken at the grocery store. My nieces who live next door to my parents know the name of each and every one, and cry and holler when my mom suggests that the eggs they eat for breakfast are Henny Penny's babies. Slaughtering is out of the question.

BUT, and this is the upsetting bit, when I was a kid my parents would kill my beloved pet pigs and cows all the time. I'd come home from school and Rose, so fresh and vigorous in the fullness of health, would be missing from the sty.

Oh, the traumatic memories you've stirred in me, ignotus.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:16 pm
by suggs
Love a bit of chicken meself-and cutting their heads of is a laugh, of course.
Ideally, just f**ing around with some young chicks, maybe trying stick an egg up their arse is great!

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:29 pm
by Fircoal

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:33 pm
by silvanricky
Did anyone else see Mitt Romney get pranked by his son? At least the guy has a sense of humor.

If you haven't seen it yet

Who is your daddy and what does he do

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:37 pm
by apey
that will be a classic :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:38 pm
by Snorri1234
silvanricky wrote:Did anyone else see Mitt Romney get pranked by his son? At least the guy has a sense of humor.

If you haven't seen it yet

Who is your daddy and what does he do


Whahahahah. I love that movie.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:05 pm
by Snowpepsi
My daddy is in heaven. :cry:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:07 pm
by Snorri1234

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:42 pm
by btownmeggy
silvanricky wrote:Did anyone else see Mitt Romney get pranked by his son? At least the guy has a sense of humor.

If you haven't seen it yet

Who is your daddy and what does he do


Yeah, it was pretty good.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:48 pm
by ParadiceCity9
I am my own father.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:59 pm
by apey
you whore :shock:
:lol: j/k that would be cool