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I have found the truth!

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:53 pm
by J-Duds
If you are reading this thread, no doubt you are one of the sheeple who still trusts the American government and is looking for an easy target to mock. Or, you are one of the enlightened and hope to save the world from a thousand years of oil-induced tyranny and slavery run by the the biggest "idiots" in the world: lawyers and politicians.

But, I will have you know that you are BOTH wrong! Listen to me as I reveal the truth! We must act now if we are to save the world!

Look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strike_series.

What do you see? A typical isometric shooter from the mid to late 1990's? I think NOT! Allow me to show you the SINGLE bit of evidence that THEY do not want you to know about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLmmxy5xRi0

Did you see it! Its so clear now, how could we not have seen this before? Its been in the making since before 1994!

ELECTRONIC ARTS IS RESPONSIBLE FOR 9/11!

Its so obvious, the violence in videogames, it is corrupting our youth! EA is brainwashing them to slaughter their fellow man!

Now some of you might ask: "How would everyone involved keep quiet? Wouldn't we notice a giant super laser? Why blame the government?"

The first two are simple: everyone thinks it is a game! With years of being exposed to violence no one can differentiate between reality and a game any more. People see these things, assume they are just in their basement playing their favorite violent video game and forget it ever happened.

As for why EA would then show everyone that the buildings are in fact destroyed and then make it look like the government did it under the ruse of a terrorist attack: profit. The WTC housed a mall, TV and radio broadcasting, and offices where people spent days working and otherwise going about their business. With all of these things out of the way, video game sales would skyrocket!

OPEN YOUR EYES! WE MUST DESTROY EA BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:55 pm
by diddle
Yeah, sure. :roll: And I suppose you'll be telling me that I'm obsessed with bull testicles aswell. :roll:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:56 pm
by Neoteny
That was totally one of my favorite series back in the day. That would explain the brainwashing...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:57 pm
by Snorri1234
OH MAN!

WTF?

IT'S ALL SO CLEAR NOW!

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:02 pm
by unriggable
diddle wrote:Yeah, sure. :roll: And I suppose you'll be telling me that I'm obsessed with bull testicles aswell. :roll:


But...you are...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:06 pm
by diddle
unriggable wrote:
diddle wrote:Yeah, sure. :roll: And I suppose you'll be telling me that I'm obsessed with bull testicles aswell. :roll:


But...you are...


Prove it. :o

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:08 pm
by unriggable
diddle wrote:
unriggable wrote:
diddle wrote:Yeah, sure. :roll: And I suppose you'll be telling me that I'm obsessed with bull testicles aswell. :roll:


But...you are...


Prove it. :o


Image

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:10 pm
by diddle
unriggable wrote:
diddle wrote:
unriggable wrote:
diddle wrote:Yeah, sure. :roll: And I suppose you'll be telling me that I'm obsessed with bull testicles aswell. :roll:


But...you are...


Prove it. :o


Image


Awesome, isn't it.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:15 pm
by mandalorian2298
I thought that it's suspicius that there is a World Championship in "FIFA" and not in PES. :x Bomb them with carpets! :evil:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:17 pm
by muy_thaiguy
AND HALO IS TRAINING US TO KILL OFF NUMEROUS ALIENS!!!!1!!

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:20 pm
by Neoteny
Notice how the tower is still standing. Clearly the other bombs haven't gone off yet.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:53 pm
by MeDeFe
This is amazing, finally a credible conspiracy theory.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:37 pm
by suggs
I'm in.