Conquer Club

Posted: **Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:07 am**

after 20+ years of practice i still have not mastered the act of chewing.

today, i bit my finger while eating a slice of bread. :cry:

i felt like such an ass, but then i watched this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JoLDv2p_fpA

it put things in perspective for me. im only the second dumbest human on this planet.

Posted: **Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:05 am**

Did you at least bite hard enough to draw blood?

Posted: **Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:51 am**

Kid_A wrote:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JoLDv2p_fpA

it put things in perspective for me. im only the second dumbest human on this planet.

HEY! I'm the second dumbest human in this galaxy at least! You didn't almost kill a man with a book in a last month.

Short story: Book (that was "unprotected" in my bag on a shelf) dropped from a shelf and landed directly on this 45 year old guy's head. He was cursing me for five minutes. :roll: