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browng-08 wrote:Oooh, what are your ideas?
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
Neoteny wrote:Anyone ever consider making a zombie movie? I've got a few ideas...
Harijan wrote:Scene One: Forest near a highway
Prison chain gang is out digging ditches. Random zombie herd takes out the guards, but gets schooled by the chain gang who go to town with shovels, axes, sledge hammers (great gore scene).
Scene Two: Strip club
Prisoners escape and make their way to town. First place they go is the strip club (no zombie movie is complete without boobage). While partying the strip club gets invaded by zombies. The chain gang escapes with their newfound stripper friends to the Home depot next door.
Scene Three: Home Depot
The chain gang holds up in the home depot building creative and grusome tools of destruction out of home depot product inventory. They defend isle by isle, but slowly give up ground to the growing zombie hord. Starting in the garden isle they work back through the store coming up with new and creative ways to kill shit.
Each time they give up an isle they must start over in the next isle making new weapons from the home depot stock.
Scene Four: The Last Stand
The final secion in home depot is the tool rental section. They build an escape vehichle armed with mounted jackhammers, trenchers, chain saws, rototillers and so on. The escape goes well until a zombie breaks through and then the escape vehicle slowly comes apart under the zombie assault. All of the heros get zombiefied except one hot stripper who escapes (for the sequal).
Yeah, I have thought about it before. With a story line like this, who needs a plot?
The zombie; the way it walks, acts and appears, are all subconsciously sexual. It moves like a stiff, swollen erection, moving this way and that, on its quest for "pleasure". It's mouth resembles the idea of a vagina dentata (see my previous post). It exists as Freud's concepts of the sexual component of Eros and the regressive urges of Thanatos, the two components of the"return of the repressed".Harijan wrote:Hmm I never looked into the history of zombiness, please expand.
No, the idea of a zombie that you see in movies and fiction is a symbol. It's a representation of deep-seated instincts that society and civilization need to repress in order to insure its existence. Namely Eros (love/lust/creation) and Thanatos (hate/fear/destruction or rather regression). these terms are found and are used by Sigmund Freud.lord_pwnage wrote:>.> you did realise zombies are dead right?
\dead things don't have sex that often <.<
browng-08 wrote:No, the idea of a zombie that you see in movies and fiction is a symbol. It's a representation of deep-seated instincts that society and civilization need to repress in order to insure its existence. Namely Eros (love/lust/creation) and Thanatos (hate/fear/destruction or rather regression). these terms are found and are used by Sigmund Freud.lord_pwnage wrote:>.> you did realise zombies are dead right?
\dead things don't have sex that often <.<
It won't want you... It eats brains!lord_pwnage wrote:browng-08 wrote:No, the idea of a zombie that you see in movies and fiction is a symbol. It's a representation of deep-seated instincts that society and civilization need to repress in order to insure its existence. Namely Eros (love/lust/creation) and Thanatos (hate/fear/destruction or rather regression). these terms are found and are used by Sigmund Freud.lord_pwnage wrote:>.> you did realise zombies are dead right?
\dead things don't have sex that often <.<
still I hope never to encounter a zombie that wants to rape me xD
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