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Every single episode always has the same exact, ironic ending.

The jokes are fucking petty, it's always just Jerry making fun of some really stupid thing (HEY EVERYBODY, HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW BREAD IS DRY?!).

Jerry is a fucking pretentious little bitch, at every opportunity he has, he makes himself out to be some kind of god amongst comedians who regularly dumps beautiful girlfriends.

THE CLOTHES!!! It's like everyone's 60 years old.

Really, f*ck this show and its shitty plot lines, humour and cast.

You have absolutely NO sense of humor. I guess the jokes on Seinfeld are just too high-brow for you.

Grooveman2007 wrote:You have absolutely NO sense of humor. I guess the jokes on Seinfeld are just too high-brow for you.

No, they are retarded. George mentions in the first 5 minutes how he wants a tall woman, and then in the last 5 minutes a tall woman comes up to him. Elaine says she wants to dump her boyfriend and then her boyfriend dumps her. FUCKING OBVIOUS AND PREDICTABLE IRONY ISN'T FUNNY.

dinobot wrote:

Grooveman2007 wrote:You have absolutely NO sense of humor. I guess the jokes on Seinfeld are just too high-brow for you.

No, they are retarded. George mentions in the first 5 minutes how he wants a tall woman, and then in the last 5 minutes a tall woman comes up to him. Elaine says she wants to dump her boyfriend and then her boyfriend dumps her. FUCKING OBVIOUS AND PREDICTABLE IRONY ISN'T FUNNY.

How many episodes have you seen? 2-3?

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... just wanna say, this nub ain't from our board >.>

Grooveman2007 wrote:
How many episodes have you seen? 2-3?

'DURR HURR I'LL BET THIS GUY DOESN'T WATCH A TV SHOW THAT HE HATES, IM SO CLEVER'. Listen, I don't know how many asburgers you have, but if you want to make a none retarded argument, why don't you try [u]PROVING ME WRONG[u/]! Show me one joke that is funny on that show, go on.

seinfeld is the show about nothing. it's not so funny until you get to know the characters. all the situations are just what would happen to us, instead of the cliche dysfunctional family that runs into ridiculously impossible situations and solves them only by using deus ex machina.

Maybe your blind and deaf or just havnt noticed the shows were shot in the 90s that would explain the clothes. And youre probaly too stupid to get the jocks so lock er down.

Hitman079 wrote:seinfeld is the show about nothing. it's not so funny until you get to know the characters. all the situations are just what would happen to us, instead of the cliche dysfunctional family that runs into ridiculously impossible situations and solves them only by using deus ex machina.

No, it is a show about Jerry Seinfeld bitching about some petty bullshit ('why do they call it an EGG sandwhich if it isn't entirely made of egg you guys? Hahahaha!'). And way to throw in deus ex machina, it barely even fits.

How can you think that Seinfeld isn't funny?

A simple GFY will work here.

0ojakeo0 wrote:Maybe your blind and deaf or just havnt noticed the shows were shot in the 90s that would explain the clothes. And youre probaly too stupid to get the jocks so lock er down.

You're telling me that EVERYONE in the 90's dressed like 70 year old grandmothers? Oh ho, how can I combat such an argument as that.

dinobot wrote:

Grooveman2007 wrote:
How many episodes have you seen? 2-3?

'DURR HURR I'LL BET THIS GUY DOESN'T WATCH A TV SHOW THAT HE HATES, IM SO CLEVER'. Listen, I don't know how many asburgers you have, but if you want to make a none retarded argument, why don't you try [u]PROVING ME WRONG[u/]! Show me one joke that is funny on that show, go on.

When Kramer pays for his cal-zone in pennies, when george and kramer steal newman's mail truck, when George loses his glasses at the gym, when the cafe across the street from seinfeld puts in a bright red neon sign, when elaine meets the guy who only talks in the third person and thinks he's relaying messages to her from her crush, when kramer has the pizza guy cook his shirts, when elaine wants chinese food but they don't deliver to her apartment and she has to hide in a closet just to have it delivered, when Jerry's girlfriend makes him wear the puffy shirt on the Today Show, when they all take a plane to California and end up in jail, when Jerry dates the girl with man hands, the soup nazi! Need I continue. The fact of the matter is, Seinfeld is funny because the stuff on it happens to everyone!

Seinfeld is great. So STFU.

Grooveman2007 wrote:

dinobot wrote:

Grooveman2007 wrote:
How many episodes have you seen? 2-3?

'DURR HURR I'LL BET THIS GUY DOESN'T WATCH A TV SHOW THAT HE HATES, IM SO CLEVER'. Listen, I don't know how many asburgers you have, but if you want to make a none retarded argument, why don't you try [u]PROVING ME WRONG[u/]! Show me one joke that is funny on that show, go on.

When Kramer pays for his cal-zone in pennies, when george and kramer steal newman's mail truck, when George loses his glasses at the gym, when the cafe across the street from seinfeld puts in a bright red neon sign, when elaine meets the guy who only talks in the third person and thinks he's relaying messages to her from her crush, when kramer has the pizza guy cook his shirts, when elaine wants chinese food but they don't deliver to her apartment and she has to hide in a closet just to have it delivered, when Jerry's girlfriend makes him wear the puffy shirt on the Today Show, when they all take a plane to California and end up in jail, when Jerry dates the girl with man hands, the soup nazi! Need I continue. The fact of the matter is, Seinfeld is funny because the stuff on it happens to everyone!

That is the corniest stuff I have ever heard. I have a good joke for a TV show, some guys throws a pie at someone's face. Same humour as Seinfeld, it doesn't even warrant a chuckle. That guy makes me want to facepalm, god.

dinobot wrote:

Grooveman2007 wrote:

dinobot wrote:

Grooveman2007 wrote:
How many episodes have you seen? 2-3?

'DURR HURR I'LL BET THIS GUY DOESN'T WATCH A TV SHOW THAT HE HATES, IM SO CLEVER'. Listen, I don't know how many asburgers you have, but if you want to make a none retarded argument, why don't you try [u]PROVING ME WRONG[u/]! Show me one joke that is funny on that show, go on.

When Kramer pays for his cal-zone in pennies, when george and kramer steal newman's mail truck, when George loses his glasses at the gym, when the cafe across the street from seinfeld puts in a bright red neon sign, when elaine meets the guy who only talks in the third person and thinks he's relaying messages to her from her crush, when kramer has the pizza guy cook his shirts, when elaine wants chinese food but they don't deliver to her apartment and she has to hide in a closet just to have it delivered, when Jerry's girlfriend makes him wear the puffy shirt on the Today Show, when they all take a plane to California and end up in jail, when Jerry dates the girl with man hands, the soup nazi! Need I continue. The fact of the matter is, Seinfeld is funny because the stuff on it happens to everyone!

That is the corniest stuff I have ever heard. I have a good joke for a TV show, some guys throws a pie at someone's face. Same humour as Seinfeld, it doesn't even warrant a chuckle. That guy makes me want to facepalm, god.

Well clearly the rest of society thinks it's pretty fucking hilarious because they're still showing reruns after over ten years since their last episode.

I'm sorry you don't enjoy Seinfeld. I would suggest you go back to watching reruns of SAVED BY THE BELL. Screech Powers...now there's something original and totally unpredictable.

Seinfeld is a show about nothing, and is about as funny as Napoleon Dynamite. This basically means that once you've watched it once and/or heard the jokes once, they cease to be funny.

It was OK, but at the same time it was unnecessarily long and really not funny most of the time.

I can appreciate high-brow humor, but that's not what Seinfeld is. Seinfeld is a show where you can make a joke based on the name of a mint-flavored candy and the studio audience wets themselves (while the rest of us dies a little inside).

Seinfeld isn't laugh-out-loud funny or particularly engaging, it's the type of comedy that makes you chuckle slightly and say things like:

• "That's so true!"
• "I know someone just like that."
• "If I had a nickel for every time that happened to me..."
• "It's funny because it's [insert sarcastic irony] / [insert attribute of object here]!"
• "I get it!"
• "NO SOUP FOR YOU!" (said after every time the guy says it)

It's good for drinking contests or to kill a half-hour and that's about it. It's a modern attempt at a show like "The Bob Newhart Show" and it falls somewhat short of the mark.

dinobot wrote:
Every single episode always has the same exact, ironic ending.

The jokes are fucking petty, it's always just Jerry making fun of some really stupid thing (HEY EVERYBODY, HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW BREAD IS DRY?!).

Jerry is a fucking pretentious little bitch, at every opportunity he has, he makes himself out to be some kind of god amongst comedians who regularly dumps beautiful girlfriends.

THE CLOTHES!!! It's like everyone's 60 years old.

Really, f*ck this show and its shitty plot lines, humour and cast.

Heh, while I disagree your humor reminds me of Maddox. I approve.

Flame. Wars. Flame Wars.

"No soup for you!"

"Spongeworthy?"

"Seinfeld four!"

"It's a salad only BIGGER"

"Seinfeld." "Newman."


The show was the BEST! (and I have the entire series on dvd)

I never cared for Seinfeld.

jay_a2j wrote:"Seinfeld." "Newman."

it's
Hello, Jerry.
Hello, Newman.

dinobot wrote:

Grooveman2007 wrote:

dinobot wrote:

Grooveman2007 wrote:
How many episodes have you seen? 2-3?

'DURR HURR I'LL BET THIS GUY DOESN'T WATCH A TV SHOW THAT HE HATES, IM SO CLEVER'. Listen, I don't know how many asburgers you have, but if you want to make a none retarded argument, why don't you try [u]PROVING ME WRONG[u/]! Show me one joke that is funny on that show, go on.

When Kramer pays for his cal-zone in pennies, when george and kramer steal newman's mail truck, when George loses his glasses at the gym, when the cafe across the street from seinfeld puts in a bright red neon sign, when elaine meets the guy who only talks in the third person and thinks he's relaying messages to her from her crush, when kramer has the pizza guy cook his shirts, when elaine wants chinese food but they don't deliver to her apartment and she has to hide in a closet just to have it delivered, when Jerry's girlfriend makes him wear the puffy shirt on the Today Show, when they all take a plane to California and end up in jail, when Jerry dates the girl with man hands, the soup nazi! Need I continue. The fact of the matter is, Seinfeld is funny because the stuff on it happens to everyone!

That is the corniest stuff I have ever heard. I have a good joke for a TV show, some guys throws a pie at someone's face. Same humour as Seinfeld, it doesn't even warrant a chuckle. That guy makes me want to facepalm, god.

never facepalm god, son. he gets mad.

Also, everything you have posted has been wrong. Not erring on the side of wrongness, but massively, point-of-no-retrun, here-be-dragons wrong.
You have obviously never seen Married with Children. or My Family.

It sure is funny for a show about nothing. I guess nothing can be pretty entertaining. Just don't start telling me that Friends was a good show.