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unriggable wrote:Pet diaries? How bored are some people these days...
wicked wrote:Why don't the pets write their own diaries?
heavycola wrote:wicked wrote:Why don't the pets write their own diaries?
Many pets lack opposable thumbs
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
wicked wrote:Why don't the pets write their own diaries?
geoff@xtra.co.nz wrote:wicked wrote:Why don't the pets write their own diaries?
because...ScienceDaily (May 22, 2002) — ITHACA, N.Y. -- After more than 5,000 years of human-feline cohabitation and enough elaborations on "meow!" to fill a dictionary, cats still haven't mastered language.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
heavycola wrote:wicked wrote:Why don't the pets write their own diaries?
Many pets lack opposable thumbs
MeDeFe wrote:geoff@xtra.co.nz wrote:wicked wrote:Why don't the pets write their own diaries?
because...ScienceDaily (May 22, 2002) — ITHACA, N.Y. -- After more than 5,000 years of human-feline cohabitation and enough elaborations on "meow!" to fill a dictionary, cats still haven't mastered language.
I think it's the other way around, we haven't been able to learn to recognize and understand the fine distinctions between different meows and we lack a system of symbols that can accurately represent these nuances. The result is that the cats believe us to be stupid by nature, which goes a long way to explain their behaviour towards us.
geoff@xtra.co.nz wrote:heavycola wrote:wicked wrote:Why don't the pets write their own diaries?
Many pets lack opposable thumbs
why are you so sad about that?
geoff@xtra.co.nz wrote:i'd write my pussycat's diary for her, she's my best non-human friend, but i have no idea what she does during the day when i'm not here and she never tells me... i suppose i could install cameras
geoff@xtra.co.nz wrote:heavycola wrote:wicked wrote:Why don't the pets write their own diaries?
Many pets lack opposable thumbs
why are you so sad about that?
heavycola wrote:geoff@xtra.co.nz wrote:heavycola wrote:wicked wrote:Why don't the pets write their own diaries?
Many pets lack opposable thumbs
why are you so sad about that?
How are they supposed to operate a can opener? Let alone hold a pen. I guess they could type on a keyboard big enough to accommodate their paws.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
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