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Postby hecter on Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:19 pm

Tyr wrote:big red spot on it?

you should really see a doctor about that

Dude, that joke has been done like, three times already...
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Postby Tyr on Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:25 pm

hecter wrote:
Tyr wrote:big red spot on it?

you should really see a doctor about that

Dude, that joke has been done like, three times already...


i figured.

how bout mostly gas?
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:25 pm

Tyr wrote:
hecter wrote:
Tyr wrote:big red spot on it?

you should really see a doctor about that

Dude, that joke has been done like, three times already...


i figured.

how bout mostly gas?


been done already

read teh thread
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Postby Russianfire8371 on Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:35 pm

still a mistery to mankind
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Postby DaGip on Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:32 am

My dick is black and blue from the comet that got caught in its gravitational field.
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Postby HungrySomali on Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:37 am

unriggable wrote:
suggs wrote:Never mind how far-there ARE girls out there? 8)


Depends how far you are willing to go to consider things girls.

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Postby -ShadySoul- on Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:35 am

go for it, she is all yours :D
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Postby kerntheconkerer on Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:30 pm

RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?

...that just slammed the joke back at ya :wink:
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Postby unriggable on Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:26 pm

-ShadySoul- wrote:go for it, (s)he(male) is all yours :D


Fixed.
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Postby CrazyAnglican on Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:14 pm

Ah Unriggable beat me to it!

I was going to say everybody has seen it, but nobody really wants to get that close to it.
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Postby Tk 421 on Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:56 am

Wow, i am defenatly supprised this isn't locked!
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Postby Frigidus on Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:15 pm

Tk 421 wrote:Wow, i am defenatly supprised this isn't locked!


We're having an intelleegent konversation here, nothing to be worried about.
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Postby Tk 421 on Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:17 pm

lol
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Postby DaGip on Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:37 am

Tk 421 wrote:Wow, i am defenatly supprised this isn't locked!


This thread is almost as long as my cock!
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Postby unriggable on Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:54 am

DaGip wrote:
Tk 421 wrote:Wow, i am defenatly supprised this isn't locked!


This thread is almost as long as my cock!


It's very short - look at the bottom left:

Page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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About 1.06 in.
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Postby DaGip on Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:39 pm

unriggable wrote:
DaGip wrote:
Tk 421 wrote:Wow, i am defenatly supprised this isn't locked!


This thread is almost as long as my cock!


It's very short - look at the bottom left:

Page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

|------------------|
About 1.06 in.


Hey! It's the motion...
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Postby ignotus on Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:47 pm

DaGip wrote:
unriggable wrote:
DaGip wrote:
Tk 421 wrote:Wow, i am defenatly supprised this isn't locked!


This thread is almost as long as my cock!


It's very short - look at the bottom left:

Page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

|------|
About 0.66 in.


Hey! It's the motion...


And not in the direction he wants. :roll: :twisted:
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Postby DaGip on Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:56 pm

ignotus wrote:
DaGip wrote:
unriggable wrote:
DaGip wrote:
Tk 421 wrote:Wow, i am defenatly supprised this isn't locked!


This thread is almost as long as my cock!


It's very short - look at the bottom left:

Page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

|------|
About 0.66 in.


Hey! It's the motion...


And not in the direction he wants. :roll: :twisted:


In the bottle of shampoo I go...
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