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who is the lessor of the 2 evils?

 
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Postby Napoleon Ier on Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:52 pm

I for one am genuinely glad that xtra's back. :D

Welcome back.

I also salute the Mod decision to being him back.
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Postby suggs on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:03 pm

Though some might say Xtra is the methodone to Norse's mainlined heroin...
Still, methodone is a nice buzz.
*lobotomized* love the mods man they are right whoah they gave us Xtra I'm so in love with the Mods keep the peasnts quiet whoah more american gladiators*
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Postby heavycola on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:10 pm

*and keep drinking beer you fucking morons*
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Postby darvlay on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:11 pm

heavycola wrote:*and keep drinking beer you fucking morons*


God bless Bill.
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Postby heavycola on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:14 pm

darvlay wrote:
heavycola wrote:*and keep drinking beer you fucking morons*


God bless Bill.


:cry:

he was due a nod. RIP
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Postby suggs on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:16 pm

Who's died?
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Postby suggs on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:16 pm

Who's died?
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Postby suggs on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:16 pm

Who's died?
Sorry mistake.
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Postby heavycola on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:20 pm

bill hicks.
bill hicks.
bill hicks. that's OK.

It was the american gladiators thing. In fact I will copy and paste his surprisingly apt bits here:

“I’ll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. ‘I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.’ ‘I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking.’ ‘Hey, wait a minute, there’s one guy holding out both puppets!’ ‘Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Here’s Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. By the way, keep drinking beer, you fucking morons.”

“Go back to bed, America! Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America! Your government is in control again. Here, here’s American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up! Go back to bed, America! Here is American Gladiators; here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom! Here you go, America: You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!”
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Postby suggs on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:22 pm

Er he died years ago.
But huge fan, and that is a classic piece of Bill.

"yeah, i guess I'm a heavy smoker-I'm on two lighters a day now"
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Postby heavycola on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:34 pm

it was ages ago. it's weird though how he hasn't really dated that much, i mean his stuff about the first gulf war is still spot on.

aaaaaaanyway. I'm off to post links to bill hicks instructional videos for the kids in FW.
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Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:36 pm

I love bill hicks.

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Postby heavycola on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:36 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:I love bill hicks.

"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference."


and with that, it might just be spliffage o'clock...
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Postby luns101 on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:40 pm

MeDeFe wrote:Among the options there's only one viable choice, luns with Stopper as his second man. I encourage all american voters to bring a marker, some glue and a copy of luns avatar along when they go to vote.
Write "luns101 for pres!" on the ballot and glue the avatar onto it somewhere.


Don't think that I don't know how to reward unadultered loyalty. Guis, put down the donuts for a second and make a note to give this man his choice of cabinet position or ambassadorship.
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Postby heavycola on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:46 pm

luns101 wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:Among the options there's only one viable choice, luns with Stopper as his second man. I encourage all american voters to bring a marker, some glue and a copy of luns avatar along when they go to vote.
Write "luns101 for pres!" on the ballot and glue the avatar onto it somewhere.


Don't think that I don't know how to reward unadultered loyalty. Guis, put down the donuts for a second and make a note to give this man his choice of cabinet position or ambassadorship.


Uh, nigeria called, they want their president back
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Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:47 pm

heavycola wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:I love bill hicks.

"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference."


and with that, it might just be spliffage o'clock...


I believe you're right. I think I'll roll one up later tonight.
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Postby Twill on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:49 pm

Woah there.

How did you get back in here?

Thanks for bug hunting that one xtra. Perhaps if you had done anything but continue with the crap you spouted before I wouldn't have re-banned you but you just couldn't stay away from it could you?

Thread locked, Xtra put back in the closet.

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