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religion, what sect are you?

Postby brooksieb on Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:33 pm

what are you

i myself am church of england it stands in between catholicism and protestant beliefs

let this thread die i got a new one
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Postby unriggable on Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:35 pm

Probably the worst religion poll I've ever seen.
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Postby suggs on Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:36 pm

unriggable wrote:Probably the worst religion poll I've ever seen.


:lol: :lol: :lol: i dont know why, but that really cracked me up.

But Church of Brooksieb, definitely.
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Postby brooksieb on Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:37 pm

unriggable wrote:Probably the worst religion poll I've ever seen.


face bothered?!
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:48 pm

Stupidly weighted polls ftw.
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Postby brooksieb on Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:54 pm

that im a cunt on sundays shud be given to unriggable
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Postby unriggable on Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:02 pm

brooksieb wrote:
unriggable wrote:Probably the worst religion poll I've ever seen.


face bothered?!


There's more to religion than jesus, pal. And there's definitly more than one book.
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Postby brooksieb on Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:04 pm

more than one book yes i know there are fiction books non fiction books, porno books, russian books whatever there is there's a book on it (what did u mean by only one book)
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:05 pm

brooksieb wrote:more than one book yes i know there are fiction books non fiction books, porno books, russian books whatever there is there's a book on it (what did u mean by only one book)


Holy book brooksie, holy book....
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Postby unriggable on Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:06 pm

"Another person of the book"

What the balls...there's more than one book.

And whoever is stupid enough to group jews and muslims together should not be allowed to make religious polls.
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Postby CoffeeCream on Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:07 pm

Church of brooksie. That's going to be a definite problem for all the Hecterists here on Conquer Club.
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Postby unriggable on Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:08 pm

CoffeeCream wrote:Church of brooksie. That's going to be a definite problem for all the Hecterists here on Conquer Club.


Hecterists - almost an anagram for heretics. Burn the unrighteous scum!
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Postby brooksieb on Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:08 pm

unriggable wrote:"Another person of the book"

What the balls...there's more than one book.

And whoever is stupid enough to group jews and muslims together should not be allowed to make religious polls.


i did not have enough space, and by the way people who believe there is only one god are called people of the book islam and judaism are very similar only small differences and most of the differences are political anyway, over isreal/palestine
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:09 pm

You mean, monotheists, not 'people of the book'.

Didn't have space? That's because you used half of the spaces for Christianity :roll:
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Postby unriggable on Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:10 pm

brooksieb wrote:
unriggable wrote:"Another person of the book"

What the balls...there's more than one book.

And whoever is stupid enough to group jews and muslims together should not be allowed to make religious polls.


i did not have enough space, and by the way people who believe there is only one god are called people of the book islam and judaism are very similar only small differences and most of the differences are political anyway, over isreal/palestine


They are also just as similar to Xianity, why not combine them? Seems sad that more than half the option deal with, one way or another, what parts of Jesus you like, while the rest is entire worlds of their own yet you group them into 'other'.
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Postby brooksieb on Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:12 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:You mean, monotheists, not 'people of the book'.

Didn't have space? That's because you used half of the spaces for Christianity :roll:


yes there are loads of sects for christianity, there are only really two main sects for both islam and judaism judaism- orthadox and reform jews, islam- shia and sunni
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Postby Neoteny on Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:13 pm

Meh, people of the book isn't that far-fetched of a title, but I have to agree that the balancing is way the hell off. If you were going to do a real sect poll, it would be best to throw in Sunni, etc, and you wouldn't have room to list all of even the major sects. It would be best to have a poll just for Christians, then Muslims, and so on.

Also, quite a few atheists might make each sect look tiny. You should probably break up atheists into separate camps.
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Postby brooksieb on Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:16 pm

Neoteny wrote:Meh, people of the book isn't that far-fetched of a title, but I have to agree that the balancing is way the hell off. If you were going to do a real sect poll, it would be best to throw in Sunni, etc, and you wouldn't have room to list all of even the major sects. It would be best to have a poll just for Christians, then Muslims, and so on.

Also, quite a few atheists might make each sect look tiny. You should probably break up atheists into separate camps.


people of the book is a historical way to say it if u lot dont like this thread like it die simple i'll make a more accurate one
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Postby unriggable on Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:16 pm

Well brooksie, what are the differences between the different sects of Xianity? Are these differences bigger than the differences between islam and judaism? No? There you go.
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Postby Neoteny on Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:18 pm

unriggable wrote:Well brooksie, what are the differences between the different sects of Xianity? Are these differences bigger than the differences between islam and judaism? No? There you go.


Think of it more like cladistics...
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Postby Snorri1234 on Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:33 am

Neoteny wrote:Also, quite a few atheists might make each sect look tiny. You should probably break up atheists into separate camps.


I am interrested in how you think he can seperate them. Split them according to which book they believe the least in? Maybe depending on whether they like Richard Dawkins or not?
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Postby brooksieb on Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:42 am

rrr....goddamit what did i tell u! the other forum snorri, i swear i feel like walking into holland right about now :D
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Postby Neoteny on Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:19 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
Neoteny wrote:Also, quite a few atheists might make each sect look tiny. You should probably break up atheists into separate camps.


I am interrested in how you think he can seperate them. Split them according to which book they believe the least in? Maybe depending on whether they like Richard Dawkins or not?


Fundamentalist/militant. Religious apologists. I dunno, I'm just being contrarian again.
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Postby Kugelblitz22 on Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:52 pm

How about this for options.
1. Protestant
2. Catholic
3. Judaic
4. Islam
5. Other, Monotheistic
6. Other, Polytheistic
7. Atheist
8. Agnostic
9. Church of GFY
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Postby dustn64 on Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:06 am

I'm Baptist.
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