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The Common Cold

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:13 am

How do you guys fight it...Cause the shit i do takes forever to get rid of...IE a week
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:15 am

Don't smoke.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:18 am

Drink lots of fluids (discounting alcohol drinks), like juice and along those lines. Also Coricidin tablets work really well.
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Postby wicked on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:36 am

Take Airborne, which is basically a megadose of vitamins to help your body fight it off. The shit works. If you take it at first sign of a cold, you'll never get a cold. Even if you already have a cold, it'll shorten the length of it. Just make sure to keep taking it until whatever it is is gone. Ever since I started taking it last year, I've never gotten a cold, even though I'm constantly around sick people at work and on the bus.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:38 am

Where do i get it?
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:45 am

Eat an orange or two instead of pills containing vitamins and whatever, and sleep it off. Fluids were already mentioned, tea works wonders if you've got a sore throat.
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Postby riggable on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:49 am

i eat cold cereal to counter that sore throat.



Drink E-mer-gen-C, it helps to




Smoke mad dope, you'll forget about being sick.



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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:57 am

MeDeFe wrote:Eat an orange or two instead of pills containing vitamins and whatever, and sleep it off. Fluids were already mentioned, tea works wonders if you've got a sore throat.
Gurgle Hydrogen Pyroxide (if i spelt that correct) It kills your sore throat for good
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Postby wicked on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:57 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Where do i get it?


Any drug store like Walgreens or CVS, or any grocery store. Don't get the generic, pay the extra buck for the real stuff b/c the generic tastes horrible. Not that the Airborne tastes great, but it's a bit better tasting than the generic. I put like 1" of hot water in a glass so it's less to have to drink.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:58 am

wicked wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Where do i get it?


Any drug store like Walgreens or CVS, or any grocery store.
Thank you, gonna go do that soon as my bud gets out of school...No mood to walk :lol:
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Postby Harijan on Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:15 am

wicked wrote:Take Airborne, which is basically a megadose of vitamins to help your body fight it off. The shit works. If you take it at first sign of a cold, you'll never get a cold. Even if you already have a cold, it'll shorten the length of it. Just make sure to keep taking it until whatever it is is gone. Ever since I started taking it last year, I've never gotten a cold, even though I'm constantly around sick people at work and on the bus.


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We actually stock Airborne on the snack shelf at work, everyone at work uses it regularly. You really have to be proactive though. I start taking Airborne when anyone in my family gets a cold, or anyone at work starts sniffling. If you wait until you are stuffed up it is ineffective.

Oh, and don't mix it with any carbonated beverages. very big mess.

Pink Grapefruit and lemonade are the best flavors.
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Postby unriggable on Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:58 am

Blowjobs for those with colds = nono.
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Postby Dariune on Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:00 pm

I dont take chemicals if i dont have to so i tend to just eat fruit (oranges as was mentioned) drinks lots and if my throat becomes sore i drink boiling water with lots of lemon and a tiny bit of honey.

Apart from after my operation i am generally healthy :)
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Postby The1exile on Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:01 pm

Just reading this thread makes me feel ill.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:04 pm

unriggable wrote:Blowjobs for those with colds = nono.
Masturbate? lol
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Postby darvlay on Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:07 pm

Hot Tottys. (sp?)

Lemon, Honey, Whiskey, Boiling Water. Lots of 'em.

And don't smoke any weed (if you can help it) like someone suggested. It will not help your immune system's fight against the virus. You will experience worse congestion and uncomfortable body temperatures.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:15 pm

I dont smoke

Dont know why everyone assumes that :lol:
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:23 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I dont smoke

Dont know why everyone assumes that :lol:


Because most underage kids who drink also smoke.
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Postby Neoteny on Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:27 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:Eat an orange or two instead of pills containing vitamins and whatever, and sleep it off. Fluids were already mentioned, tea works wonders if you've got a sore throat.
Gurgle Hydrogen Pyroxide (if i spelt that correct) It kills your sore throat for good


Ew...
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Postby wicked on Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:06 pm

darvlay wrote:Hot Tottys. (sp?)

Lemon, Honey, Whiskey, Boiling Water. Lots of 'em.

And don't smoke any weed (if you can help it) like someone suggested. It will not help your immune system's fight against the virus. You will experience worse congestion and uncomfortable body temperatures.


My grandmother used to make us these when we were kids... very gross!
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Postby brooksieb on Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:22 pm

drink tea
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:26 pm

Green Tea? All i got on me is Chai Tea
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Postby 3mp3r0r on Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:31 pm

lol, i love the english attitude: if youre sick, drink tea. if youre bored drink tea.If youre cold drink tea.If youre hot drink tea -i could go on for ages. i dunno about gettin rid of colds, but i have had one for past month -or i thought i did- so went to doctors and turns out i might be diabetic or anemic, or another one of those tediously common diseases...
...i off to drink some tea...:D
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:40 pm

I rarely drink tea...Cept Chai...for some reason if i mix it with milk it reminds me of Egg Nog

As for being a diabetic...The way ive been drinking Soda these past few years i'll be one when i hit 20 :lol:
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Postby darvlay on Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:50 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:Eat an orange or two instead of pills containing vitamins and whatever, and sleep it off. Fluids were already mentioned, tea works wonders if you've got a sore throat.
Gurgle Hydrogen Pyroxide (if i spelt that correct) It kills your sore throat for good


Myth. Gurgling Hydrogen Peroxide on its own will not do anything. It is when it is mixed with water that H2O2 will form oxygen gas which does all your bacteria-killing and disinfecting. It's great for open sores and cuts inside your mouth but I'd be skeptical whether a doctor would recommend it for sore throats. I'm sure it won't hurt but...
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