Conquer Club

Judge for yourself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nKKqPOiJxI

I once pulled a really funny prank... I used to deliver Pizza and I got an order from some guys who were obviously minding their own business, just sitting around smoking a little pot. Because I'm a vindictive and mindless idiot I thought it would be hilarious to shop them in to the Police for the grave magnitude of their crime. It was very funny, I think you'll agree. Then, I posted the whole thing on CC and, because everyone thought I was a puerile piece of crap for pulling this hilarious prank, I went back and edited my original posts to make out that I'd busted a major Cocaine smuggling ring. Everyone thought that was a hoot, but to go one better I made some blatantly racist remarks and told everyone I was studying for a fake degree to cover up my bigotry. That was pretty funny too, especially when someone e-mailed my supposed tutor who, surprise surprise, had never heard of me! Oh how we laughed...

Best Prank Ever: Hectar convincing Whump that he became a Mod.

Guiscard, that was a pretty funny prank..

Guiscard wrote:I once pulled a really funny prank... I used to deliver Pizza and I got an order from some guys who were obviously minding their own business, just sitting around smoking a little pot. Because I'm a vindictive and mindless idiot I thought it would be hilarious to shop them in to the Police for the grave magnitude of their crime. It was very funny, I think you'll agree. Then, I posted the whole thing on CC and, because everyone thought I was a puerile piece of crap for pulling this hilarious prank, I went back and edited my original posts to make out that I'd busted a major Cocaine smuggling ring. Everyone thought that was a hoot, but to go one better I made some blatantly racist remarks and told everyone I was studying for a fake degree to cover up my bigotry. That was pretty funny too, especially when someone e-mailed my supposed tutor who, surprise surprise, had never heard of me! Oh how we laughed...

Is this meant to be some form of sardonic irony referencing a member of CC?

Guiscard wrote:I once pulled a really funny prank... I used to deliver Pizza and I got an order from some guys who were obviously minding their own business, just sitting around smoking a little pot. Because I'm a vindictive and mindless idiot I thought it would be hilarious to shop them in to the Police for the grave magnitude of their crime. It was very funny, I think you'll agree. Then, I posted the whole thing on CC and, because everyone thought I was a puerile piece of crap for pulling this hilarious prank, I went back and edited my original posts to make out that I'd busted a major Cocaine smuggling ring. Everyone thought that was a hoot, but to go one better I made some blatantly racist remarks and told everyone I was studying for a fake degree to cover up my bigotry. That was pretty funny too, especially when someone e-mailed my supposed tutor who, surprise surprise, had never heard of me! Oh how we laughed...

10/10.

Welcome to Pwnt City, population: Jamie

Napoleon Ier wrote:

Guiscard wrote:I once pulled a really funny prank... I used to deliver Pizza and I got an order from some guys who were obviously minding their own business, just sitting around smoking a little pot. Because I'm a vindictive and mindless idiot I thought it would be hilarious to shop them in to the Police for the grave magnitude of their crime. It was very funny, I think you'll agree. Then, I posted the whole thing on CC and, because everyone thought I was a puerile piece of crap for pulling this hilarious prank, I went back and edited my original posts to make out that I'd busted a major Cocaine smuggling ring. Everyone thought that was a hoot, but to go one better I made some blatantly racist remarks and told everyone I was studying for a fake degree to cover up my bigotry. That was pretty funny too, especially when someone e-mailed my supposed tutor who, surprise surprise, had never heard of me! Oh how we laughed...

Is this meant to be some form of sardonic irony referencing a member of CC?

Before your time, Nappy.

Jamie wrote:Judge for yourself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nKKqPOiJxI

Enjoyable

Guiscard wrote:

Napoleon Ier wrote:

Guiscard wrote:I once pulled a really funny prank... I used to deliver Pizza and I got an order from some guys who were obviously minding their own business, just sitting around smoking a little pot. Because I'm a vindictive and mindless idiot I thought it would be hilarious to shop them in to the Police for the grave magnitude of their crime. It was very funny, I think you'll agree. Then, I posted the whole thing on CC and, because everyone thought I was a puerile piece of crap for pulling this hilarious prank, I went back and edited my original posts to make out that I'd busted a major Cocaine smuggling ring. Everyone thought that was a hoot, but to go one better I made some blatantly racist remarks and told everyone I was studying for a fake degree to cover up my bigotry. That was pretty funny too, especially when someone e-mailed my supposed tutor who, surprise surprise, had never heard of me! Oh how we laughed...

Is this meant to be some form of sardonic irony referencing a member of CC?

Before your time, Nappy.

Could you tell me this ancient folk tale of yore before you all get banned by the facistii, so it may be handed down to a new generation of CCers?

Basically, Jamie did all of the things that Guiscard posted... then we all laughed at him for being such an arse.

That's the story. The End.

Guiscard wrote:I once pulled a really funny prank... I used to deliver Pizza and I got an order from some guys who were obviously minding their own business, just sitting around smoking a little pot. Because I'm a vindictive and mindless idiot I thought it would be hilarious to shop them in to the Police for the grave magnitude of their crime. It was very funny, I think you'll agree. Then, I posted the whole thing on CC and, because everyone thought I was a puerile piece of crap for pulling this hilarious prank, I went back and edited my original posts to make out that I'd busted a major Cocaine smuggling ring. Everyone thought that was a hoot, but to go one better I made some blatantly racist remarks and told everyone I was studying for a fake degree to cover up my bigotry. That was pretty funny too, especially when someone e-mailed my supposed tutor who, surprise surprise, had never heard of me! Oh how we laughed...

Guis, you gave me a good laugh!

Jamie McFake Vs. Inspector Guiscard

Good title for a cheap novel.

A well known member of this site having a run in with the police at a libary!

i have a family full of pranksters. but i think the worst was katsup packets uner the little prongs on a toilet seat .. (so when someone sits down ,the katsup squirts out..(onto the walls,and their clothing.) hard for me to explain.. but everyone seems to think it was funny as heck. so my dad had to do one up,and use mustard packets at his work. im sure his employees loved him for that one!

Napoleon Ier wrote:

Guiscard wrote:I once pulled a really funny prank... I used to deliver Pizza and I got an order from some guys who were obviously minding their own business, just sitting around smoking a little pot. Because I'm a vindictive and mindless idiot I thought it would be hilarious to shop them in to the Police for the grave magnitude of their crime. It was very funny, I think you'll agree. Then, I posted the whole thing on CC and, because everyone thought I was a puerile piece of crap for pulling this hilarious prank, I went back and edited my original posts to make out that I'd busted a major Cocaine smuggling ring. Everyone thought that was a hoot, but to go one better I made some blatantly racist remarks and told everyone I was studying for a fake degree to cover up my bigotry. That was pretty funny too, especially when someone e-mailed my supposed tutor who, surprise surprise, had never heard of me! Oh how we laughed...

Is this meant to be some form of sardonic irony referencing a member of CC?

before your time nappy

EDIT: holy shit that's scary

But great mind think alike

Guiscard wrote:I once pulled a really funny prank... I used to deliver Pizza and I got an order from some guys who were obviously minding their own business, just sitting around smoking a little pot. Because I'm a vindictive and mindless idiot I thought it would be hilarious to shop them in to the Police for the grave magnitude of their crime. It was very funny, I think you'll agree. Then, I posted the whole thing on CC and, because everyone thought I was a puerile piece of crap for pulling this hilarious prank, I went back and edited my original posts to make out that I'd busted a major Cocaine smuggling ring. Everyone thought that was a hoot, but to go one better I made some blatantly racist remarks and told everyone I was studying for a fake degree to cover up my bigotry. That was pretty funny too, especially when someone e-mailed my supposed tutor who, surprise surprise, had never heard of me! Oh how we laughed...

That was hilarious, Guis. The sad part is that I've been here long enough to actually know what you're talking about.

the best prank ever is not this crap. its when you are hitting it from behind and you ask her to turn over so you can go in the front door and instead you blast off one in her eyes...its very important the eyes must be covered...this is the best/sickest/most horrible prank anyone has probably said on CC. and if not i got plenty more

Strange that Jamie has not responded

Guiscard wrote:I once pulled a really funny prank... I used to deliver Pizza and I got an order from some guys who were obviously minding their own business, just sitting around smoking a little pot. Because I'm a vindictive and mindless idiot I thought it would be hilarious to shop them in to the Police for the grave magnitude of their crime. It was very funny, I think you'll agree. Then, I posted the whole thing on CC and, because everyone thought I was a puerile piece of crap for pulling this hilarious prank, I went back and edited my original posts to make out that I'd busted a major Cocaine smuggling ring. Everyone thought that was a hoot, but to go one better I made some blatantly racist remarks and told everyone I was studying for a fake degree to cover up my bigotry. That was pretty funny too, especially when someone e-mailed my supposed tutor who, surprise surprise, had never heard of me! Oh how we laughed...

Yes. Best prank ever. By a mile. May its memory never be extinguished.

Guiscard wrote:I once pulled a really funny prank... I used to deliver Pizza and I got an order from some guys who were obviously minding their own business, just sitting around smoking a little pot. Because I'm a vindictive and mindless idiot I thought it would be hilarious to shop them in to the Police for the grave magnitude of their crime. It was very funny, I think you'll agree. Then, I posted the whole thing on CC and, because everyone thought I was a puerile piece of crap for pulling this hilarious prank, I went back and edited my original posts to make out that I'd busted a major Cocaine smuggling ring. Everyone thought that was a hoot, but to go one better I made some blatantly racist remarks and told everyone I was studying for a fake degree to cover up my bigotry. That was pretty funny too, especially when someone e-mailed my supposed tutor who, surprise surprise, had never heard of me! Oh how we laughed...

I'm getting the impression that a majority of the population here are drug addicts...

Plutoman wrote:I'm getting the impression that a majority of the population here are drug addicts...

Whoopsie!

Looks like you mispelt 'casual occasional users' as 'addicts'... how embarassing for you.

this is probably one of the funniest pranks!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnxMd5e-lM0 if you remember 'Beadle', who has recently died , well he made this prank on a woman and convinced her that an alien spacecraft has landed in her back yard! and the best bit is...she believed it and offered them a cup of tea, and sang to them!!!!

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Plutoman wrote:I'm getting the impression that a majority of the population here are drug addicts...

Whoopsie!

Looks like you mispelt 'casual occasional users' as 'addicts'... how embarassing for you.

I don't see a difference. But arguing against a whole board of them is useless, as you and the rest are not going to get off the addiction due to the words of someone else online.

Plutoman wrote:I don't see a difference.

Then stop typing 100,000 posts on the subject and think about it.