Conquer Club

got any stories of being arrested, tell them here, it could even be a minor telling off, just tell them,

i got one

(excuse me for the spelling mistakes)

1977

I was 15 then and being the bastard i was then and high on cannibis i decided to rob a building for VCRS, VCRS being brand new in the day were really expensive, so i smashed the building with my mate at night and took the VCRS, after carrying a boxful of them i saw the flash of blue lights, and with blue lights being police i decided to make a run for it i ran one way and my friend ran the other my friend took a corner and got rugby tackled by the police, me being very fast in those days kept running, i ran so fast i couldnt make a turn so i jumped ovver a fence....it was a dead end so i decided to hide in some barrels, me being scared of getting caught and breathing caused me to take deep breaths i could see the policeman's boots and the next minute he said "your coming with me"

To be honest i didn't really care about getting caught by the police, so my parents were called up and my mum was crying because i had shamed the family and my dad said to the police not to punish me "i'm gonna sort him out" so i got grounded for over six months, had to paint the outside of the house twice with only a little artists brush and all my stuff tooken out of my room so i only had a matress....worse than prison i guess....

Are you also known as Huckleberry Finn?

i was about 3 feet from being arrested today...had the police officer decided to grab me instead of the kid dressed up like a skater kid, i would probably be going to court sooner rather than later.

suggs wrote:Are you also known as Huckleberry Finn?

no have you got any stories suggs?

got tonkaed wrote:i was about 3 feet from being arrested today...had the police officer decided to grab me instead of the kid dressed up like a skater kid, i would probably be going to court sooner rather than later.

so what did you do

brooksieb wrote:

got tonkaed wrote:i was about 3 feet from being arrested today...had the police officer decided to grab me instead of the kid dressed up like a skater kid, i would probably be going to court sooner rather than later.

so what did you do

twas nothing more than your normal protest....basically some people were in the street instead of on the sidewalk, and i was sort of on the sidewalk/street, and the cops basically just wanted to keep things in order. The kid was kinda being antagonistic, he didnt help his cause by smacking his head around once he got in the car.

got tonkaed wrote:

brooksieb wrote:

got tonkaed wrote:i was about 3 feet from being arrested today...had the police officer decided to grab me instead of the kid dressed up like a skater kid, i would probably be going to court sooner rather than later.

so what did you do

twas nothing more than your normal protest....basically some people were in the street instead of on the sidewalk, and i was sort of on the sidewalk/street, and the cops basically just wanted to keep things in order. The kid was kinda being antagonistic, he didnt help his cause by smacking his head around once he got in the car.

And what were we protesting? And was this in the Detroit area, so I can see you on channel 2's evening news report?

naw i was out in GR...just your typical war protest i suppose. few hundred people, a couple people arrested, everyone was on pretty decent behavior really. Really the police just picked a few people up at random a couple times, i believe they were for obstructing traffic.

got tonkaed wrote:

brooksieb wrote:

got tonkaed wrote:i was about 3 feet from being arrested today...had the police officer decided to grab me instead of the kid dressed up like a skater kid, i would probably be going to court sooner rather than later.

so what did you do

twas nothing more than your normal protest....basically some people were in the street instead of on the sidewalk, and i was sort of on the sidewalk/street, and the cops basically just wanted to keep things in order. The kid was kinda being antagonistic, he didnt help his cause by smacking his head around once he got in the car.

oh.... well once i got into a fight when i was about 14 and i knocked one kid out and got another one on a bonet or a car, so i was punching him and another kid came with a thick glass bottle and smashed me over the head....still got a scar on the back of my head so it looks like i've shaved that bit off.... but i got very short hair so thats ok

yeah i certainly dont have anything that rough that i could put into a story. just not my bag so to speak.

got tonkaed wrote:yeah i certainly dont have anything that rough that i could put into a story. just not my bag so to speak.

yer i regret all that stuff happening i was doing well at school until i went on cannibis at 14 got me really aggresive and well i failed school because of agressiveness, i got all the marks but failed because of behaviour stopped at cannabis at 16 and went into the army aged 17

I was blitzed at a friend's place one time, and had the party crashed. I was underage at the time and before I realized it I was the only one left in the apartment. Officer came up to me and said, "Whose apartment is this?" I replied, "I don't know," with a completely straight face. One of my brightest moments. The look on his face was amazing. "You don't know..." "No, sir..."

That's really about it.

how old was you then?

brooksieb wrote:how old was you then?

Eighteen, I think.

Neoteny wrote:

brooksieb wrote:how old was you then?

Eighteen, I think.

so u have to be 21 to drink there thats unlucky if u were in england you would be allowed to drink at 18 or sometimes 16

brooksieb wrote:

Neoteny wrote:

brooksieb wrote:how old was you then?

Eighteen, I think.

so u have to be 21 to drink there thats unlucky if u were in england you would be allowed to drink at 18 or sometimes 16

Yeah. I clearly thought the 21 year law was ridiculous.

When I was around six, a couple friends and I started throwing toys out the window (this was from the 19th floor). A couple cops saw the stuff falling down, so they came up to the apartment (I don't know how they knew the right one), and wrote us up.

Later on in my life of crime, I was playing some baseball with pretty much the same friends in a playground, when we were surrounded by the cops. We weren't supposed to be playing there, and they had come many times to tell us to leave because people were complaining about the noise (and we promptly ignored them the next day), but this time they weren't taking any crap. There were two cars on the two entrances of the park on one side, and cops on foot coming from the stairs. For some reason (maybe cause they're stupid?) they didn't block one entrance through a kind of tunnel, so we all got our stuff and ran. They didn't catch us, and we returned the next day.

last year i was walking down the street with some of my friends and we saw 3 or 4 gangbangers surrounding something so we went to check it out and they were smacking a girl around for some reason, so we pulled them off her and started giving them some of their own medicine. a cop showed up a few minutes later and he was pretty hefty so we just took off through some yards and over a few fences and he never got us.

Well I kicked a cop in the nuts so hard he had to goo to the hospital to make sure I didn't bust his nutties
Got away with it too because I was having an emotional breakdown
Bastard got me later on a domestic violence charge though

apey wrote:Well I kicked a cop in the nuts so hard he had to goo to the hospital to make sure I didn't bust his nutties
Got away with it too because I was having an emotional breakdown
Bastard got me later on a domestic violence charge though

Was he your husband?

No I got in a fight with my then boyfriend(Now hubby) and the cops were called, this is all like a month later. I was in the process of packing my belongings and my BF told me I could not take a CD (that had my name scrolled across it) So busted nut cop says that if there is a dispute I can not take the CD. Well me, having serious anger issues at that time, threw the CD's up in the air (not even in any direction just up) One of said CD's hit hubby in the face and that fat blue balled bastard arrested me for domestic violence third degree assault. Which I later plead no contest to and served a year of probation. Everyone knew that it was a bullshit charge but I guess whatever makes piggy feel better.

You should have seen the look on the judges face when she asked if the victim was present and my 6'6 270 pound BF stood up and said yep she took one look at 5'9 130 pound me and kinda snickered........... classic

I got arrested for a DUI once.

It was Spring of 1994, I think, and I was in college. I commuted to college about 30 miles every day.

Well, being in college, you don't have too much money (especially if you come from a poor family) so I had just received my student loan checks.

I was so happy to have some money, I went down to the local German bar and drank beer and whisky, and then I went to the strip club around the corner (I don't know how much money I gave to those ladies, but I remember their Mambos!)

Anyway, I got pretty goddamn hammered and jumped in my little pickup truck and started for home (kids, don't drink and drive!).

As I was driving, I began to pass out at the wheel. And then I would wake up. This went on for some time.

Then I must have passed out while I still had my eyes open, because as I was driving, I swear my headlights come up on a friggin' jogger running in the middle of the fucking Interstate!

I swerved to miss the jogger and this big black devil dog with white fangs and red flaming eye sockets jumps up at my windshield! I swerve in the other direction and i hit a patch of ice that was still on the road at the time.

I spun around about three or four times and plowed into the ditch. I was stuck good!

I realized that I must have been dreaming, because there wouldn't be any joggers running out in the middle of the fucking Interstate! And devil dog's don't exist (except in the Marines--OORAH!).

I started walking the Interstate to get to the next town and call somebody i knew, as I didn't have a cell phone at the time, cell phones were just coming out, and I hadn't aquired one yet.

I was walking in the fog and flicking my lighter to try and get someone to stop.

Well, no one stops for people anymore, they just call the cops on their cellphones! And that's what happened.

Somebody called the police on their cellphone and a deputy sheriff showed up and picked my ass up.

He took me down to the clinic for a blood test, and booked me on a DUI charge.

It was funny, because about a week prior, my younger sister got taken to jail for an under age consumption and I had to go pick her up from jail. I remember that I chewed her out pretty harshly for that, well, she came and picked me up from jail this time. She was laughing her ass off all the way home at me--her big brother!

you deserved it too

Yep I am laughing at you right now too

i gotta admit i was laughing for an hour before i posted that