Conquer Club

Honestly, there's just no other possible explanation.

take a look outside your window.

do you see any weather?

well, guess who controls it.

You're dumb.

no, i mean seriously. who else could be behind not saving the whales, and cutting down the rainforest and playing strand the polar bear while also making shitty weather and tsunamis and katrina and el nino.

there's really no other explanation.

Al-Qaeda controls the weather. (see subject of this thread)

this is why we need to invade the motherfucking moon. to control the weather with the moon.

AMERICA F*CK YEAH!
Kiss my ass and lick my motherfuckin balls yeah

psssttt... check out the "edit" button.

wicked wrote:psssttt... check out the "edit" button.

i accept your apology.

and thank you for agreeing with me about Al-Qaeda.

reminisco wrote:no, i mean seriously. who else could be behind not saving the whales, and cutting down the rainforest and playing strand the polar bear while also making shitty weather and tsunamis and katrina and el nino.
there's really no other explanation.


Al-Qaeda controls the weather. (see subject of this thread)

Silly , we have to attack Al Qaeda to prevent them from obtaining/detonating atomic weapons, not because they control the weather...

reminisco wrote:this is why we need to invade the motherfucking moon. to control the weather with the moon.

America already owns the moon and we can't control the weather with it...

Weather is caused by the temperature of air currents and water currents. In order to control the weather, say make a hurricane, we would have to have a fleet of ships each equipped with it's own nuclear reacter devoted to regulating water temperature. Imagine a fleet of ships that could sail around in the eye of a hurricane and fire out from it. It would be awesome but it would cost way to much, even for America, to consider making at this time.

If we could just convince those defeatist politicians in Washington to tap into the Iraqi oil wells we could make a profit off of this war AND build my storm fleet.

reminisco wrote:AMERICA F*CK YEAH!

f*ck yes... Agreed

AMERICA F*CK YEAH!

Team America World Police FTW!

muy_thaiguy wrote:

AMERICA F*CK YEAH!

Team America World Police FTW!

For the win...

I know some people have sarcasm in their posts and I hope the others do too

Iliad wrote:I know some people have sarcasm in their posts and I hope the others do too

Reminisco gets on my nerves when he's sarcastic too.

GabonX is completely wrong.

he does not know how Al-Qaeda controls the weather.

this is because Al-Qaeda is sneaky.

You should really cut back on the drug use man. Al-Qaeda are terrorists, not science fiction super villians. I would have to say that you either have a bad sense of humor or are in need of some serious counselling.

wow, talk about something going over someone's head!

how old are you?


are you familiar with concepts such as satire? (cause if you are, i certainly hope you're telling the shitheads making 9/11-was-an-inside-job threads to cut back on drugs or get counseling, or whatever pithy line you think you're dropping here)

but there is no time for me to explain such concepts! not with Al-Qaeda right outside, controlling the weather!

(and those motherfuckers have yellow cake, too!)

JMart wrote:You should really cut back on the drug use man. Al-Qaeda are terrorists, not science fiction super villians. I would have to say that you either have a bad sense of humor or are in need of some serious counselling.

You should start up a thread about your contempt for Reminisco in Flame Wars.

That is the only possible sane option.

excuse me, could we get this back on topic please?

now, if you consult the below photograph, you will clearly see mobile chemical weapons manufacturing plants. coincidence? or conspiracy?

also, look at all that weather! well, guess who fucking controls it?




(everyone should be panicking and stockpiling canned goods)

Wow, I was unaware that Al Qaeda controls the weather. Good thing we had that troop surge eh?

I know China is trying to control the weather, but I was unaware that Al Qaeda had mastered it.
http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/rich-tehrani/science/china-weather-control.html

After reading this thread I am totally convinced.
Today it's been really hot - tomorrow it's supposed to snow - On a Saturday!!!
There's too much of a coincidence that they send snow on the day when we don't have to go to church.... not that i go near a church apart from weddings and funerals.

Al-Qaeda also sabotages the dice.

which is why the dice suck so much.

reminisco wrote:Al-Qaeda also sabotages the dice.

which is why the dice suck so much.

No. Way. Then why aren't we nuking those bastards right now?

reminisco wrote:Al-Qaeda also sabotages the dice.

which is why the dice suck so much.

They should know better than to mess with people who strategize about conquering the Middle East 24/7

reminisco wrote:Al-Qaeda also sabotages the dice.

which is why the dice suck so much.

I think they might also be responsible for this forum "upgrade". It's all a sinister plot to burn bright colors into our brains.

InkL0sed wrote:

reminisco wrote:Al-Qaeda also sabotages the dice.

which is why the dice suck so much.

They should know better than to mess with people who strategize about conquering the Middle East 24/7

It's true.

they control the weather. and probably the Pakistan gov't too.

if they control the weather, they must have control over superman!
after all, he can reverse the orbit of planets (see superman 4) and shift jet stream currents with a huff and puff!
batman better get off his ass and do something about this pronto.