Conquer Club

..think of something spectacular to do for my anniversary.

I've seen some clever posts from a hand full of the crazies in here, so I'm hoping that someone can come up with something so good, that at the end of the night she'll give up the backdoor!

She doesn't give up the backdoor already? I thought you had her whipped into shape.

S&M of course.

Get her drunk. Will help you out in the sack department...

ok, the anal sex is just a minor goal. the main focus is on making the lady feel 'special'.

Kid_A wrote:ok, the anal sex is just a minor goal. the main focus is on making the lady feel 'special'.

Give her a whip, high heel leather boots, a tight fitting leather outfit, and call her master.

Fresh bald eagle omlet served in bed where she is covered by a bald eagle feather down quilt.

Kid_A wrote:..think of something spectacular to do for my anniversary.

I've seen some clever posts from a hand full of the crazies in here, so I'm hoping that someone can come up with something so good, that at the end of the night she'll give up the backdoor!

Can't give you anything generic. Tell me about her. It should be something for your partner. I could tell you what's special for my partner - or for {insert name of most despised poster}'s Mum, but after all, what would make you feel special wouldn't prolly work for me.

It should be special and deeply personal for your partner as an individual.

Some ladies I've known would melt if you did a crash course in Shiatsu massage (and applied it). Others would be your personal plasticine if you learnt to juggle and sprung that on them as a surprise. Yet others would roll over (!) if you gifted them with, not just chocolates, but chocolates you'd made yourself, with their personal tastes in mind.

On the last, I could suggest choc-making techniques.

Your lady + Rohypnol = back door access.
Buy a bottle of vodka (or whatever she drinks) and decant 4/5ths into another container whilst shes asleep, and leave by bedside table. When she wakes up - Have a go at her for getting pissed last night and you might just get a day of guilt ridden favours.

i enjoy the contrast between jonesthecurls post and everyone elses in this thread.

Give her one freebie whatever she wants in exchange for the not alchy or drug induced buttsecks.

I don't know where you live, so I can't help... If you live near the water, take her on a romantic boat for dinner.

Anarkistsdream wrote:I don't know where you live, so I can't help... If you live near the water, take her on a rape boat for suprise anal.

This man is a pervert with antisocial tendancies.

2dimes wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:I don't know where you live, so I can't help... If you live near the water, take her on a rape boat for suprise anal.

This man is a pervert with antisocial tendancies.

hahahahaha...

If you're a yank, book a long weekend in Paris.
If you're a Euro, a long weekend in...i dunno, Boston? wherever is cool in the US.

suggs wrote:If you're a yank, book a long weekend in Paris.
If you're a Euro, a long weekend in...i dunno, Boston? wherever is cool in the US.

Hawaii.

muy_thaiguy wrote:

suggs wrote:If you're a yank, book a long weekend in Paris.
If you're a Euro, a long weekend in...i dunno, Boston? wherever is cool in the US.

Hawaii.

Ohio.

got tonkaed wrote:i enjoy the contrast between jonesthecurls post and everyone elses in this thread.

Yes, I was wondering, was I the pathetic one for taking the question seriously, or were the other posters pathetic for going "arse, bum, willy,willy . eff, arse".

But it didn't take me long to reach a conclusion.

jnd94 wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

suggs wrote:If you're a yank, book a long weekend in Paris.
If you're a Euro, a long weekend in...i dunno, Boston? wherever is cool in the US.

Hawaii.

Ohio.

canada is the newest state in the usa, you might like visiting there. i heard its nice in the summer.

I'm gonna have to go with jonesthecurl here. Best to DO something she'll remember for a while. You can always win a woman's heart with a good meal. Appetizer, meal, drinks desert. Show 'em you can do it all. I had good results with a dulce de leche recipe from food network.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes ... 74,00.html

This works especially well when they think you suck in the kitchen.

The dulce de leche is good for later as well.....

jnd94 wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

suggs wrote:If you're a yank, book a long weekend in Paris.
If you're a Euro, a long weekend in...i dunno, Boston? wherever is cool in the US.

Hawaii.

Ohio.

And Ohio's not that bad, we've got.....well.....shit.

Spike! wrote:

jnd94 wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

suggs wrote:If you're a yank, book a long weekend in Paris.
If you're a Euro, a long weekend in...i dunno, Boston? wherever is cool in the US.

Hawaii.

Ohio.

And Ohio's not that bad, we've got.....well.....shit.

A massive Jesus bust!