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Posted: **Sat May 24, 2008 8:06 pm**

I wish I wasn't so fat, i would learn this style of martial arts and kick MuythaiGuy's ass! And then I would have Remi for desert!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVCKEbiE ... re=related

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 12:39 am**

DaGip wrote:I wish I wasn't so fat, i would learn this style of martial arts and kick MuythaiGuy's ass! And then I would have Remi for desert!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVCKEbiE ... re=related

You could try, I know some Jiu-Jitsu myself. From arm bars, to neck cranks, to the triangle choke. Plus, I'd rather do MMA. :twisted:

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 8:27 am**

muy_thaiguy wrote:
DaGip wrote:I wish I wasn't so fat, i would learn this style of martial arts and kick MuythaiGuy's ass! And then I would have Remi for desert!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVCKEbiE ... re=related

You could try, I know some Jiu-Jitsu myself. From arm bars, to neck cranks, to the triangle choke. Plus, I'd rather do MMA.

What's MMA?

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 8:40 am**

O crap the 91 year old is strong!

Im pretty good at jiu-jitsu, I beat a 20 year old lady when I was around 9 or 10.

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 9:13 am**

william18 wrote:O crap the 91 year old is strong!

Im pretty good at jiu-jitsu, I beat a 20 year old lady when I was around 9 or 10.

You hit girls!

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 12:19 pm**

DaGip wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
DaGip wrote:I wish I wasn't so fat, i would learn this style of martial arts and kick MuythaiGuy's ass! And then I would have Remi for desert!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVCKEbiE ... re=related

You could try, I know some Jiu-Jitsu myself. From arm bars, to neck cranks, to the triangle choke. Plus, I'd rather do MMA.

What's MMA?

Mixed Martial Arts. You fight until either the match is over, someone is knocked out, tapped out, or unable to continue. In short, the UFC.

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 1:03 pm**

Mixed Martial Arts...isn't that what jikundo is?

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 2:33 pm**

DaGip wrote:Mixed Martial Arts...isn't that what jikundo is?

Not exactly. All it really is, is pitting someone like say, Chuck Liddel, whom is a great kick boxer who has some training in ground fighting against, Ken Shamrock, whom is versed in stand up fighting, but is more at home ground fighting (and slamming people) due to his wrestling (kind you do in college, etc.).

Here's wiki's article on it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixed_martial_arts
It is also known as Vale Tudo.

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 3:04 pm**

MeDeFe wrote:
william18 wrote:O crap the 91 year old is strong!

Im pretty good at jiu-jitsu, I beat a 20 year old lady when I was around 9 or 10.

You hit girls!

Grappling! Jiu-jitsu you don't hit, you wrestle!

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 3:06 pm**

william18 wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
william18 wrote:O crap the 91 year old is strong!

Im pretty good at jiu-jitsu, I beat a 20 year old lady when I was around 9 or 10.

You hit girls!

Grappling! Jiu-jitsu you don't hit, you wrestle!

No, you tap the other mo fo out! Or you break their limb!

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 3:10 pm**

muy_thaiguy wrote:
william18 wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
william18 wrote:O crap the 91 year old is strong!

Im pretty good at jiu-jitsu, I beat a 20 year old lady when I was around 9 or 10.

You hit girls!

Grappling! Jiu-jitsu you don't hit, you wrestle!

No, you tap the other mo fo out! Or you break their limb!

That too.

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 3:11 pm**

I would also prefer MMA since I know a variaty of them.

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 6:00 pm**

Dude. Were all totally fucking hardcore and badass in this thread.

Let's put on our banana-hammocks, oil-up, then do some tenses in the mirror.

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 6:18 pm**

I'm good at flower arranging.

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 6:30 pm**

suggs wrote:I'm good at flower arranging.

You, go get into the fetal position in the corner, NOW!

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 6:33 pm**

An. But I have a broom...

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 6:35 pm**

suggs wrote:An. But I have a broom...

Do what I say, or else you can have a match with Chuck Liddel.

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 6:41 pm**

Ah. You obv. havent ready Terry Pratchett. Be gone with you.

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 6:57 pm**

suggs wrote:Ah. You obv. havent ready Terry Pratchett. Be gone with you.

Nay, foul nave, for you know jack diddly crap about mma from the looks of it.

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 7:08 pm**

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2008 7:20 pm**

Dancing Mustard wrote:Dude. Were all totally fucking hardcore and badass in this thread.

Let's put on our banana-hammocks, oil-up, then do some tenses in the mirror.

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2008 1:15 pm**

No doubt about it, the Gracie's are legends. That said, there are some inherint disadvantages to Jui Jitsu because of it's emphasis on ground fighting. For MMA or a one on one fight Jui Jitsu may be the best thing around but in a street fight, where there are more than one people fighting against you, the ground is not the place to be.

IE you may have just broke one guys arm, but it didn't stop his friend from stomping on your throat.
Play nice everyone.

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2008 1:17 pm**

GabonX wrote:No doubt about it, the Gracie's are legends. That said, there are some inherint disadvantages to Jui Jitsu because of it's emphasis on ground fighting. For MMA or a one on one fight Jui Jitsu may be the best thing around but in a street fight, where there are more than one people fighting against you, the ground is not the place to be.

IE you may have just broke one guys arm, but it didn't stop his friend from stomping on your throat.
Play nice everyone.

You don't have to take it to the ground, there are plenty of submission moves you can use standing up, not to mention using against more then one person. Besides, part of Jiu Jitsu is the throw (or in my case, slamming people down on the ground).

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2008 1:26 pm**

I still hold to what I said. Even if you are standing up and you manage to pull off some kind of submission it leave you exposed to multiple attackers. The emphasis of Jui Jitsu is ground fighting and the throws are basicaly a quick way to get there.For a fair fight Jui Jitsu is great but most fights aren't fair.

A fighter with a more traditional striking background is better suited to handle a street fight unless he has his Jui Jitsu buddies to back him up.

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2008 1:27 pm**

I feel tough just reading this thread...

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