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Postby 2dimes on Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:59 am

I'm bringing these two ahead, yet again.
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That there's some good airbrushing.

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Oh my.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Ace Rimmer on Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:58 pm

notyou2 wrote:
ender516 wrote:Eww, I threw up a little with that one. Please, respect the rule: women only, as per OP.


Not only that, but respect the title too. IE: for you sickfuck simpletons, that means 18+ because girls that look under 18 AREN'T HOT & SEXY!!!!


All up to your personal taste. Xeno posts women that are more attractive to me than the ones covered in tattoos.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby AslanTheKing on Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:00 pm

notyou2 wrote:
ender516 wrote:Eww, I threw up a little with that one. Please, respect the rule: women only, as per OP.


Not only that, but respect the title too. IE: for you sickfuck simpletons, that means 18+ because girls that look under 18 AREN'T HOT & SEXY!!!!



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Postby Gillipig on Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:09 am

lol, so no one under 18 is sexy according to you guys? I don't think you even believe in that yourselves. Perhaps it's the sort of thing you tell yourself to push away "bad" or "naughty" thoughts? You guys are such hypocrites. I'd do this girl if I got the chance and so would you, only difference is that I don't twist my panties over the fact that she's not an adult. You're all a bunch of sad closet jailbait lovers.

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Postby fadedpsychosis on Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:01 pm

Gillipig wrote:lol, so no one under 18 is sexy according to you guys? I don't think you even believe in that yourselves. Perhaps it's the sort of thing you tell yourself to push away "bad" or "naughty" thoughts? You guys are such hypocrites. I'd do this girl if I got the chance and so would you, only difference is that I don't twist my panties over the fact that she's not an adult. You're all a bunch of sad closet jailbait lovers.

*shrug* I'd have hit that 15 years ago, and my tastes haven't changed that much... I just know better than to do more than look and walk away
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:14 pm

Gillipig wrote:Moar!

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Postby xeno on Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:34 pm

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Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:06 pm

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Postby 2dimes on Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:53 pm

That's Whinnie, yes?
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Postby ender516 on Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:58 pm

As in the Wonder Years?
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Postby warmonger1981 on Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:00 pm

As Ed McMahan said You are correct sir..
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby greenoaks on Sun Mar 17, 2013 1:25 am

AndyDufresne wrote:Image


--Andy

you have posted in the wrong thread Andy. this is the HOT + SEXY thread. let me show you how it's done.

Shanina Shaik
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Candice Swanepoel
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby Maugena on Sun Mar 17, 2013 2:32 am


Those girls are all retarded.
Did I get a boner?
Yes.
How/why?
The girl in the red shorts was shaking her ass at the camera.
The tiny size of the shorts, the figure of her ass and the gesture were provoking.

On a side note I noticed that the video is age restricted.
The f*ck?

greenoaks wrote:(Pictures)

I didn't like the last three... ;/
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby nietzsche on Sun Mar 17, 2013 2:33 am

greenoaks wrote:Candice Swanepoel
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Postby Gillipig on Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:01 am

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Catwalks always crack me up lol. Or, I get a boner, either way I win :D!
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Postby Maugena on Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:02 pm

How is getting a boner a win scenario?
Do you have ED...?
I'm so sorry, bro... <3
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw(women only as per OP)

Postby warmonger1981 on Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:14 am

Miranda Kerr ... yum ...yum ..
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Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:24 am

greenoaks wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Image


--Andy

you have posted in the wrong thread Andy. this is the HOT + SEXY thread. let me show you how it's done.

I like a HOT + SEXY with some brains and nerdism.


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Postby crispybits on Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:34 am

Pic would have been x^n times better if that top button was undone imo
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Postby Gillipig on Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:39 pm

crispybits wrote:Pic would have been x^n times better if that top button was undone imo

n doesn't say much. n can be "1" for example, which would imply that you don't think it's an improvement at all. If you're going to go all nerdy like Andy, I suggest you replace n with π, or ∞ if you really think an unbuttoned top would lift the pic to new heights.

And to stay on topic:
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Postby crispybits on Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:50 pm

In my experience n always tends towards infinity
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Postby notyou2 on Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:02 pm

Gillipig wrote:Image



Catwalks always crack me up lol. Or, I get a boner, either way I win :D!


Why is she wearing a giant shower scrub on her head?
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Postby ender516 on Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:07 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:Miranda Kerr ... yum ...yum ..

Agreed.
AndyDufresne wrote:
greenoaks wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Image


--Andy

you have posted in the wrong thread Andy. this is the HOT + SEXY thread. let me show you how it's done.

I like a HOT + SEXY with some brains and nerdism.


--Andy

Agreed.
Gillipig wrote:
crispybits wrote:Pic would have been x^n times better if that top button was undone imo

n doesn't say much. n can be "1" for example, which would imply that you don't think it's an improvement at all. If you're going to go all nerdy like Andy, I suggest you replace n with π, or ∞ if you really think an unbuttoned top would lift the pic to new heights.

And to stay on topic:
Image

Actually if n was zero then there would be no improvement as x^0 is always 1. x^1 is x, which is unknown. Take care with your nerdism when the Tech Team is watching.
And as far as staying on topic goes, I doubt I would be able to speak at all faced with those, errr, um, that t-shirt.
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Catwalks always crack me up lol. Or, I get a boner, either way I win :D!


Why is she wearing a giant shower scrub on her head?

I thought it was a dish mop. Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.
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Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:49 pm

notyou2 wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Image



Catwalks always crack me up lol. Or, I get a boner, either way I win :D!


Why is she wearing a giant shower scrub on her head?


She likes to get down and dirty.
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Postby Army of GOD on Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:38 am

why the f*ck does youtube keep asking if I want to use my real name? How many god damn times do I have to say no?
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