Conquer Club

As Ed McMahan said You are correct sir..

AndyDufresne wrote:


--Andy

you have posted in the wrong thread Andy. this is the HOT + SEXY thread. let me show you how it's done.

Shanina Shaik


Candice Swanepoel


Erin Heatherton


Miranda Kerr

xeno wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfuE_9gBkPc

Those girls are all retarded.
Did I get a boner?
Yes.
How/why?
The girl in the red shorts was shaking her ass at the camera.
The tiny size of the shorts, the figure of her ass and the gesture were provoking.

On a side note I noticed that the video is age restricted.
The f*ck?

greenoaks wrote:(Pictures)

I didn't like the last three... ;/

greenoaks wrote:Candice Swanepoel

Catwalks always crack me up lol. Or, I get a boner, either way I win !

How is getting a boner a win scenario?
Do you have ED...?
I'm so sorry, bro... <3

Miranda Kerr ... yum ...yum ..

greenoaks wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:


--Andy

you have posted in the wrong thread Andy. this is the HOT + SEXY thread. let me show you how it's done.

I like a HOT + SEXY with some brains and nerdism.


--Andy

Pic would have been x^n times better if that top button was undone imo

crispybits wrote:Pic would have been x^n times better if that top button was undone imo

n doesn't say much. n can be "1" for example, which would imply that you don't think it's an improvement at all. If you're going to go all nerdy like Andy, I suggest you replace n with π, or ∞ if you really think an unbuttoned top would lift the pic to new heights.

And to stay on topic:

In my experience n always tends towards infinity

Gillipig wrote:



Catwalks always crack me up lol. Or, I get a boner, either way I win !

Why is she wearing a giant shower scrub on her head?

warmonger1981 wrote:Miranda Kerr ... yum ...yum ..

Agreed.

AndyDufresne wrote:

greenoaks wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:


--Andy

you have posted in the wrong thread Andy. this is the HOT + SEXY thread. let me show you how it's done.

I like a HOT + SEXY with some brains and nerdism.


--Andy

Agreed.

Gillipig wrote:

crispybits wrote:Pic would have been x^n times better if that top button was undone imo

n doesn't say much. n can be "1" for example, which would imply that you don't think it's an improvement at all. If you're going to go all nerdy like Andy, I suggest you replace n with π, or ∞ if you really think an unbuttoned top would lift the pic to new heights.

And to stay on topic:

Actually if n was zero then there would be no improvement as x^0 is always 1. x^1 is x, which is unknown. Take care with your nerdism when the Tech Team is watching.
And as far as staying on topic goes, I doubt I would be able to speak at all faced with those, errr, um, that t-shirt.

notyou2 wrote:

Gillipig wrote:



Catwalks always crack me up lol. Or, I get a boner, either way I win !

Why is she wearing a giant shower scrub on her head?

I thought it was a dish mop. Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.

notyou2 wrote:

Gillipig wrote:



Catwalks always crack me up lol. Or, I get a boner, either way I win !

Why is she wearing a giant shower scrub on her head?

She likes to get down and dirty.

why the f*ck does youtube keep asking if I want to use my real name? How many god damn times do I have to say no?

ender516 wrote:

warmonger1981 wrote:Miranda Kerr ... yum ...yum ..

Agreed.

AndyDufresne wrote:

greenoaks wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:


--Andy

you have posted in the wrong thread Andy. this is the HOT + SEXY thread. let me show you how it's done.

I like a HOT + SEXY with some brains and nerdism.


--Andy

Agreed.

Gillipig wrote:

crispybits wrote:Pic would have been x^n times better if that top button was undone imo

n doesn't say much. n can be "1" for example, which would imply that you don't think it's an improvement at all. If you're going to go all nerdy like Andy, I suggest you replace n with π, or ∞ if you really think an unbuttoned top would lift the pic to new heights.

And to stay on topic:

Actually if n was zero then there would be no improvement as x^0 is always 1. x^1 is x, which is unknown. Take care with your nerdism when the Tech Team is watching.
And as far as staying on topic goes, I doubt I would be able to speak at all faced with those, errr, um, that t-shirt.

notyou2 wrote:

Gillipig wrote:



Catwalks always crack me up lol. Or, I get a boner, either way I win !

Why is she wearing a giant shower scrub on her head?

I thought it was a dish mop. Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.

Ah, my bad, I don't have an excuse right now but give me a couple of days and I'll try to explain why I made that mistake, actually I might try to argue that I was not wrong at all just so I can save face.....Damn am I thinking out loud again?

Fit guys like fat girls!!

I love pyjamas

Gillipig wrote:Fit guys like fat girls!!

a fat chick asks a guy if he'll pose for a photo with her and you conclude all fit guys dig fat chicks

greenoaks wrote:

Gillipig wrote:Fit guys like fat girls!!

a fat chick asks a guy if he'll pose for a photo with her and you conclude all fit guys dig fat chicks

I think it's more to it than that

AndyDufresne wrote:I like a HOT + SEXY with some brains and nerdism.


--Andy

Why Andy, what a nice thing to say...
So does having reached 4th at this place qualify me for the brains part, or just the nerd part? lol...





And now, just for you, here is HOT + SEXY from your favorite time line...

There's another thread for cartoons you know.

Gillipig wrote:

greenoaks wrote:

Gillipig wrote:Fit guys like fat girls!!

a fat chick asks a guy if he'll pose for a photo with her and you conclude all fit guys dig fat chicks

I think it's more to it than that

Obviously she cast a spell on him.

Hot+sexy, revealing clothes, nerdy and fat (and asian). Consider yourself totally outmatched Andy.

Gillipig wrote:

Hot+sexy, revealing clothes, nerdy and fat (and asian). Consider yourself totally outmatched Andy.

Wow.
Despite being a bit chubby, she's hot. O-o