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Postby Phate on Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:53 pm

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God...

"Lord, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What's a 'man', Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and more muscular than you. He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, well... He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition."

"What's that, Lord?"

"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."


both pretty crap jokes tbh :D
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Postby HighBorn on Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:08 pm

man that was great....
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Postby Kylie on Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:33 pm

lol that was funny....
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Postby minihaymanz on Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:08 pm

HighBorn wrote:man that was great....


WOman that was great..


btw I am a guy, and I am SURE there is a story behind it...I AM DEAD SURE
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Postby HighBorn on Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:14 pm

minihaymanz wrote:
HighBorn wrote:man that was great....


WOman that was great..


btw I am a guy, and I am SURE there is a story behind it...I AM DEAD SURE


ohh come on i didnt us man in as a man tearm i used it as an expression :)
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Re: WTF!!!

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Feb 26, 2014 6:18 pm

I wish I knew why women were crazy man!
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Re: WTF!!!

Postby patches70 on Thu Feb 27, 2014 4:16 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I wish I knew why women were crazy man!



"It's all to do with reproductive organs
which are naturally unstable in a dame
You see, from 'lunar' we have
'lunacy'
and
'lunatic'
and
'loony'
and they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moony"-
Emilie Autumn from "Girls girls girls"


"Some are born mad
Some achieve madness
and some have madness THRUST upon them!"
Emilie Autumn from "Girls girls girls"


A fine song indeed, quite a bit of fun. Enjoy as there are some great one liners
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Re: WTF!!!

Postby notyou2 on Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:38 am

Army of GOD wrote:I wish I knew why women were crazy man!


It's inversely linear to their partners height.
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