Conquer Club

Why r women crazy???

Because they see emotions as a valid excuse for something. While Men rely more on reason.

We men will never understand women...

And the women will never understand us!

Men and women are different, thats it... And thanks to God.

in trying to keep myself awake for 30 more minutes, I found this random gem ... lol ...

I agree....men don't understand women...women don't understand men. We are just different...and sometimes tolerance is the way to go..lol

Phx99

My two favorite females (to have my ass kicked by) in a row! How nice.....cute new pix Ppppphphhhhxxxxx-inator......

ok...so since I'm now the Phxinator, I'll have to take a pic reflecting that...lol. It will be just in honor of you Kool...lol

Phx99

I want to hear the story behind the post HighBorn!

It went a little something like this:

One day our poor cute innocent high was walking down the road not a care in the world.
Then he met woman.
A few days later he was depressed.

And let that be a lesson to you all.

no you don't his lovly lady is addicted to sims and thinks he spends to much time with us, so she can't get on the computer till she gets him off--- How is kylie today high

Speaking of qeee (and his female phobia), I just read that the Dept of Enterprise, Trade and Investment in Belfast, Ireland outlawed the term "Brainstorm" and has replaced it with "Thoughtshower" since the former may be considered offensive to some folks with brain injuries......

And I thought Ireland was a fun place of leprechauns and beer...damn. Maybe thats where Song-LiuWen is from.....

Wow Kool, that was so relevant it was... leprechauns.

But anyway Is that true?

Also Belfast is technically Northern Ireland, a different state.

Back to perhaps the most interesting thing said this thread:

Because they see emotions as a valid excuse for something. While Men rely more on reason.

...discuss.

beer you know when i think of the irish for drinking it's one of two things irish whiskey or irish cream god i love the irish

or irish wicked ...

KoolBak wrote:Speaking of qeee (and his female phobia)

lol for a sec there i thought u accused me of being a female

no no...no pun intended although that was pretty good! I know the Phobia is the man.....

Phate wrote:I want to hear the story behind the post HighBorn!

no story was just ranting in general

qeee1 wrote:It went a little something like this:

One day our poor cute innocent high was walking down the road not a care in the world.
Then he met woman.
A few days later he was depressed.

And let that be a lesson to you all.

Exactally

wacicha wrote:no you don't his lovly lady is addicted to sims and thinks he spends to much time with us, so she can't get on the computer till she gets him off--- How is kylie today high

well if she wants to get me off ill get off the computer.. but if i remember corectally i wasent even ranting about her it was awhile back and somebody else ago

This is why women are "different"


THE CREATION OF WOMAN...

One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to
God, 'Lord, I have a problem.'

'What's the problem, Adam?', God replies.

'Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy'

'Why is that, Adam?', comes the reply from the heavens.

'Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and
all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely.'

'Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a
'woman' for you.'

'What's a 'woman', Lord?'

'This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy.

Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you.', replies the heavenly voice.

'Sounds great.'

'She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam.'

'How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?', Adam replies.

'She'll cost you your right arm, your right leg, an eye, an ear, and your
left testicle.'

Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern
on his face. Finally Adam says to God, 'Ehhh, what can I get for a rib?'

The rest, as they say, is history.

its prolly just you highborn.....it seems like you usually choose us crazy ones for friends and girlfriends lol......i mean look at your exs and your chick friends lol jk

I wonder what the left testicle was for...

I love that line Nicholson gives, "I just imagine a man, only I take the sense, logic, and reason away, and you have 'woman.'" I'm not sure if that's exactly it, but I know you guys know the line.

--Truman

that was from a chick flick called i believe "as good as it gets" i know i have a chick i had to see it with

I know the movie, dude. And it's too much of a comedy to be any sort of chick flick, in my opinion of course.

EDIT: First words when Adam met Eve: Woo! Man...

High, dear...why must you always pick on the women?