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Postby KoolBak on Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:05 pm

no no...no pun intended although that was pretty good! I know the Phobia is the man.....
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Postby HighBorn on Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:48 pm

Phate wrote:I want to hear the story behind the post HighBorn!


no story was just ranting in general
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Postby HighBorn on Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:48 pm

qeee1 wrote:It went a little something like this:

One day our poor cute innocent high was walking down the road not a care in the world.
Then he met woman.
A few days later he was depressed.

And let that be a lesson to you all.


Exactally
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Postby HighBorn on Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:50 pm

wacicha wrote:no you don't his lovly lady is addicted to sims and thinks he spends to much time with us, so she can't get on the computer till she gets him off--- How is kylie today high


well if she wants to get me off ill get off the computer..;) :lol: :lol: :lol: but if i remember corectally i wasent even ranting about her it was awhile back and somebody else ago :)
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Postby Kernal_Kronic on Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:43 am

This is why women are "different"


THE CREATION OF WOMAN...

One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to
God, 'Lord, I have a problem.'

'What's the problem, Adam?', God replies.

'Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy'

'Why is that, Adam?', comes the reply from the heavens.

'Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and
all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely.'

'Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a
'woman' for you.'

'What's a 'woman', Lord?'

'This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy.

Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you.', replies the heavenly voice.

'Sounds great.'

'She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam.'

'How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?', Adam replies.

'She'll cost you your right arm, your right leg, an eye, an ear, and your
left testicle.'

Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern
on his face. Finally Adam says to God, 'Ehhh, what can I get for a rib?'

The rest, as they say, is history.

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Postby evilangel on Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:00 am

its prolly just you highborn.....it seems like you usually choose us crazy ones for friends and girlfriends lol......i mean look at your exs and your chick friends lol jk
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Postby Truman on Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:06 am

I wonder what the left testicle was for...

I love that line Nicholson gives, "I just imagine a man, only I take the sense, logic, and reason away, and you have 'woman.'" I'm not sure if that's exactly it, but I know you guys know the line.

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Postby wacicha on Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:45 am

that was from a chick flick called i believe "as good as it gets" i know i have a chick i had to see it with
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Postby Truman on Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:31 pm

I know the movie, dude. And it's too much of a comedy to be any sort of chick flick, in my opinion of course.

EDIT: First words when Adam met Eve: Woo! Man...
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Postby areyouincahoots on Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:37 pm

High, dear...why must you always pick on the women? :wink:
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Postby Phate on Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:53 pm

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God...

"Lord, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What's a 'man', Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and more muscular than you. He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, well... He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition."

"What's that, Lord?"

"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."


both pretty crap jokes tbh :D
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Postby HighBorn on Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:08 pm

man that was great....
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Postby Kylie on Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:33 pm

lol that was funny....
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Postby minihaymanz on Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:08 pm

HighBorn wrote:man that was great....


WOman that was great..


btw I am a guy, and I am SURE there is a story behind it...I AM DEAD SURE
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Postby HighBorn on Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:14 pm

minihaymanz wrote:
HighBorn wrote:man that was great....


WOman that was great..


btw I am a guy, and I am SURE there is a story behind it...I AM DEAD SURE


ohh come on i didnt us man in as a man tearm i used it as an expression :)
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