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How many dick pushups can you do?

Posted:
Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:49 am
by Dancing Mustard
I think my max is about 12, can anybody do more?
Re: How many dick pushups can you do?

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Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:54 am
by Nickbaldwin
14. And a half.
Re: How many dick pushups can you do?

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Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:57 am
by Juan_Bottom
Do I have to 'hold it' for two second when I 'go down.' And again when I 'come' back up? Or is this 'straight' 'up and down action?'
Re: How many dick pushups can you do?

Posted:
Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:05 am
by sam_levi_11
19

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Re: How many dick pushups can you do?

Posted:
Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:17 am
by Dancing Mustard
Juan_Bottom wrote:Do I have to 'hold it' for two second when I 'go down.' And again when I 'come' back up? Or is this 'straight' 'up and down action?'
I think both methods have an equal intensity, but it's vitaly important that you keep looking straight ahead at all times.
Re: How many dick pushups can you do?

Posted:
Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:13 am
by Neoteny
You only need to be able to do one.
Re: How many dick pushups can you do?

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Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:55 am
by Juan_Bottom
Neoteny wrote:You only need to be able to do one.
Are the type of guy who reads GQ magazine?
Re: How many dick pushups can you do?

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Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:04 pm
by Neoteny
Juan_Bottom wrote:Neoteny wrote:You only need to be able to do one.
Are the type of guy who reads GQ magazine?
I have not, though I probably would if one were placed in front of me.
Re: How many dick pushups can you do?

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Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:26 pm
by Frigidus
Juan_Bottom wrote:Neoteny wrote:You only need to be able to do one.
Are the type of guy who reads GQ magazine?
God, who doesn't?
Re: How many dick pushups can you do?

Posted:
Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:19 am
by Juan_Bottom
Just tried...and was only able to do one... but I put my back out doing it...
I swear I was able to do 9-12 before though.... I need to clear my head, and get back on the ball(no pun intended).
Re: How many dick pushups can you do?

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Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:42 am
by diddle
I ejaculate by 7.
Re: How many dick pushups can you do?

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Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:53 am
by Snorri1234
About 20-21.
Re: How many dick pushups can you do?

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Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:53 am
by Nickbaldwin
I've been training and I'm now up to 17 and three quarters.
Re: How many dick pushups can you do?

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Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:44 am
by heavycola
I have found that by lying on my front on the floor, while a friend holds a picture of rick astley in front of my face for ten seconds, then removes it, it is possible to continue almost indefinitely.
Re: How many dick pushups can you do?

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Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:28 pm
by autoload
Just tried and got 4. Pretty tough. Kudos to all of you who did more than me.
Re: How many dick pushups can you do?

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Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:53 pm
by TheProwler
heavycola wrote:I have found that by lying on my front on the floor, while a friend holds a picture of rick astley in front of my face for ten seconds, then removes it, it is possible to continue almost indefinitely.
So the question is....why does it take you a whole 10 seconds to get hard for Rick?
Re: How many dick pushups can you do?

Posted:
Tue May 03, 2016 4:11 am
by apey
None
But i can do pull ups
