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If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:23 pm
by El Capitan X
Lupe wonders.

Image


Ta-Ta,
ECX

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:28 pm
by spurgistan
Word.

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:18 pm
by El Capitan X
Man, I dedicate an entire thread to all of CC's Superstars and they all disappear.

They must be too humble... or they're out competing in the Olympic trials! f*ck yes, do your respective countries proud!


ECX

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:22 pm
by muy_thaiguy
I can 1 up all of those.

I beat Chuck Norris, with my pinky!

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:04 pm
by Snorri1234
El Capitan X wrote:Man, I dedicate an entire thread to all of CC's Superstars and they all disappear.

They must be too humble... or they're out competing in the Olympic trials! f*ck yes, do your respective countries proud!


ECX


I once caught a bullet with my bare hands.

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:09 pm
by jonesthecurl
Yeah?
Well, I can hold up traffic.

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:46 am
by whitestazn88
i can eat probably 3 or 4 racks of baby back ribs

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:06 pm
by Dancing Mustard
My penis resembles an aubergine.




Fear not, a qualified physician is currently en-route.

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:33 pm
by jnd94
I went to a Holiday Inn last night.

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm
by william18
I can read a 2500 page book!









Using the sence of smell!!!

I must be a CC hero!

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:39 pm
by whitestazn88
william18 wrote:I can read a 2500 page book!









Using the sence of smell!!!

I must be a CC hero!


sense, not sence. unless you mean scents...

i must be a cc grammar and spelling hero!

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:52 am
by El Capitan X
That's the spirit CC Superstars! There is no such thing as bragging; we are merely proving how brilliant we are.


I caught a fly between two chopsticks.
ECX

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:02 am
by jonesthecurl
I dropped my chopsticks in my flies

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:52 pm
by spurgistan
I actually impregnated a Volkswagen.

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:26 pm
by jonesthecurl
spurgistan wrote:I actually impregnated a Volkswagen.


So that's how you pronounce "Volks"

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:42 am
by El Capitan X
With my huge muscles and ability to run a sub-1 minute mile, I shall keep this thread alive.


ECX

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:47 am
by Interfacer PH
I'm a defect from Brawl Hall. Oh wait...

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:11 pm
by Neoteny
I dickslapped a bitch hard enough to leave a bruise on her cheek.

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:28 pm
by william18
I can manipulate people when I have a pencil.

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:41 am
by El Capitan X
To all those who cluelessly voted, "Who the f*ck is Lupe?" I urge you to examine his photo in the first post.

Upon noting that he is indeed black, the following conclusion can be made.


Lupe, upon seeing his photo and recognizing that he is black, is ____________:

A. A Bodyguard
B. A Professional Athlete
C. Involved in a life of crime
D. A Rapper
E. In Prison


Thanks,
ECX

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:39 pm
by Snorri1234
This was a great thread.

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:36 pm
by The1exile
I can dance on the head of a pin as well.

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:38 pm
by koop
i'm not as athletic as his kind, the cops always catch me within about 500 metres

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:20 am
by Neoteny
I can knock someone unconscious with the impact force of flexing my bicep into said individual's face.

Re: If You Are What You Say You Are, A Superstar

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:06 am
by pimpdave
My farts are legally considered to be a dangerous biological weapon. I am both a national treasure and on the terrorist watch list. *shrug*