Conquer Club

*modest bow* Hello kids
btw Chaos make sure you don't get banned! You're the best new poster this site has had for a while.
The key is not to flame out of flame wars (not saying you have, just mentioning it).
That seems to be the main cause of perma-bans.
Are you related to the great Captain Kaos of Cannonball Run fame?

suggs wrote:*modest bow* Hello kids
btw Chaos make sure you don't get banned! You're the best new poster this site has had for a while.
The key is not to flame out of flame wars (not saying you have, just mentioning it).
That seems to be the main cause of perma-bans.
Are you related to the great Captain Kaos of Cannonball Run fame?

If I do get shafted 'you' are in charge of the Funeral suggs!

SO You heard it HERE first!
"SUGGS!" has just walked himself into The "Forum Funeral Directors Job"
With this comes Medals
And Forum Immunity
Conquer club T-shirts, pens and Mugs

Consider your self in your new found status.... "Hat Man Agony Aunt"

Think of the commission you could earn off of the blackmail
The superstition believers
The Ego that wants to be remembered in a grave stone.
For The Stone-Miners! The Glory,, The Horror.

I Have only just started the ball rolling on this one, haven't I?

People Will Join Conquer Club and Suicide Just When They Think They Might Make It Into The Top Ten Suggs-O-Factor Dead People's League

"Suggs-O-Factor" is a joint venture, and refuses to right for admission to those bloody living people, so if you come knocking on our door "Your fuckin dead", Ok?

Nickbaldwin wrote:Apey is buff.

thnk u thnk u

apey wrote:

Nickbaldwin wrote:Apey is buff.

thnk u thnk u

Hey Kids, just a quickie to ask what language it is that you are speaking? Not just the above collection of letters, but in general, ie for the majority of your posts?

I noticed that you are American and Scottish, sorry to here about that! You both must have been gutted when you got your first passports and it blatantly confirmed it

I don't think a passport says "scottish".

chaosfactor wrote:

apey wrote:

Nickbaldwin wrote:Apey is buff.

thnk u thnk u

Hey Kids, just a quickie to ask what language it is that you are speaking? Not just the above collection of letters, but in general, ie for the majority of your posts?

I noticed that you are American and Scottish, sorry to here about that! You both must have been gutted when you got your first passports and it blatantly confirmed it

I don't have a pass port so nah

Curious.
I didn't start a thread called "The ChaosFactor Show".
Are the Mods playing God again?

Are you sleep-posting again?

Hmmm...Logic demands there must be a mod?

..dictates Jonesy, Logic dictates...
*disappears up own arse, where, surprisingly i find a miniture fur hat*

wicked wrote:Are you sleep-posting again?

That would explain the hate mail! Ah, no, that's cos I am a complete cock.
Sorry.
I apologise.

suggs wrote:..dictates Jonesy, Logic dictates...
*disappears up own arse, where, surprisingly i find a miniture fur hat*

I've found my word more appropriate...

Was the hat always brown fur?

Shit for brains you mean? Yup.

The What Show , Suggs Wicked has set us up!

Settles down on sofa with 64 cans of cider, 2 ounces of dope, 3 whores, 4 lawyers, several Cattle-prods, A Channel Changer(With extra batteries), loads of rotten tomatoes and great expectations.....

Seriously! I don't remember this being filmed. I have a sneaking feeling It could be some of the film extra work I did in A Thailand Brothel, where the director asked me to hang out with a couple of Lady-boys and act Hard.
But then again I cannot remember due to amount of crack cocaine they blew up my arse in a straw.

Maybe its a like the Truman show, and I have un-wittingly been broadcasted since 2006 out to you all you guys. Who have been laughing their bollocks and fannys off at my constant inane stupid drivel and staged games.

Either? Or! Does anyone know what else is on tonight?

All the redundant Girls Pussy's are invited over to my Sofa to watch this filth, just so long as you are prepared for one carefully inserted straw, a blackout, and a couple of camera men casually hanging out (as well?)...

Alternatively! Suggs-O-Factor , are proud to present the alternative RT Reality show next door in the Flame Forum!

THE WICKED AND PROWLER SHOW

The Official Assessment of chaosfactor by InkL0sed:

Rarely makes any sense
Occasionally hilarious (usually when he's making sense)
Abuses smilies

Stars (out of 5): 3.5

Overall, a poster worthy of respect, and certainly above average (sadly, the average is far below 3 stars. Probably more around a 1.5).

He's not abusing the smilies - they are glad of the work. The only other regular employment they can get is with Gregrios, and his hourly rates are much lower.

suggs wrote:Curious.
I didn't start a thread called "The ChaosFactor Show".
Are the Mods playing God again?

you didn't, Nick's post has vanished.


Chaos, Nick is English.

apey wrote: I don't have a pass port so nah

Well get one then. What are you waiting for?

If I get one then the FBI will find me so.....ummm no

InkL0sed wrote:The Official Assessment of chaosfactor by InkL0sed:

Rarely makes any sense
Occasionally hilarious (usually when he's making sense)
Abuses smilies

Stars (out of 5): 3.5

Overall, a poster worthy of respect, and certainly above average (sadly, the average is far below 3 stars. Probably more around a 1.5).

Let us know when you post your long awaited "witty remark".

apey wrote:If I get one then the FBI will find me so.....ummm no

Luckily, we're on the internet, so god knows how the FBI will ever track us down.

they are the FBI and they are everywhere

Open a dictionary. Go to "S"
s-a-r-c-a-s-m

apey wrote:[-X they are the FBI and they are everywhere

I have it on good authority that Sargent Friday hates the internet.
The NSA on the other hand ...

suggs wrote:

InkL0sed wrote:The Official Assessment of chaosfactor by InkL0sed:

Rarely makes any sense
Occasionally hilarious (usually when he's making sense)
Abuses smilies

Stars (out of 5): 3.5

Overall, a poster worthy of respect, and certainly above average (sadly, the average is far below 3 stars. Probably more around a 1.5).

Let us know when you post your long awaited "witty remark".

What exactly do you mean by "witty remark"?