Conquer Club

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:56 pm**

Suggs-O-Factor Services bring you "INSTANT DEATH"

Yes thats right kiddo's if you shop right with SUGGS-O-FACTOR , you will be rewarded with an instant death certificate and an entry to our"Most beloved" Hall of Fame.

With less than the price of premium you can be secure in the knowledge that your family will know you were shot down with the greats!

We do crucifixions as well!!

SUGGS-0-FACTOR can replicate your image into any arbitrary avatar that James Bond's you up.

If Your rank wasn't Wicked, nor your ratings complimentary
Your Dead with us
SUGGS-O-FACTOR(services ltd)

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:51 pm**

wow this took off like a lead balloon.

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:57 pm**

As long as get my production fee, I'm happy.

Can I apply for "my" own services? Suggs is beginning to piss me off no end.
I'd like a Ted Danson on steroids avatar please, and no flowers.

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:08 pm**

Suggs you can come up with one for me. I'm sure you'll pick something fitting. ;-)

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:11 pm**

I confess,I'm sitting here thinking about a bra joke.
Sad really

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:18 pm**

wicked wrote:Suggs you can come up with one for me. I'm sure you'll pick something fitting.

Sorry Wicked. After initially trying to be serious, my mind wandered off down the familiar path of you as some sort of Liz Hurley/Sandra Bullock crossover.
I can't think why

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:31 pm**

Who said I wanted serious? When have you ever known me to be serious? :lol:

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:32 pm**

wicked wrote:Who said I wanted serious? When have you ever known me to be serious?

Fair point

But for once, I wanted to confound expectations

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:24 pm**

For fu-cks sake Wicked, unless you hurry up and die, I am gonna have to get one of twills goon squad to move you for Thread Hijacking my post.

We all know your dead and thanks for being thirst in line.