Conquer Club

so she invited me over for a sleepover at her house last night. I grabbed all the necessities (pj's, toothbrush, deodorant, my external hard drive ect.)

So after about midnight, I was trying to wait for her to get to sleep so I could jack off before I hit the sack myself. After an hour of talking about her stupid soccer team she finally went to bed so I got to work. After about 30 minutes I got tired so I went to the kitchen to get some gatorade™ and guess what I found when I fucking got back.

she just had to wake up and check her facebook, but not before going through a bunch of my folders.

Wow that was dumb.

were you also looking at her while jacking off?

It's not porn, it's art! A critical comment on the world, the state it is in, and where it's headed.

That one just might work.

was this your Daughter or your Daughters Mum?


it's so confusing trying to follow snakey's life.

DAZMCFC wrote:was this your Daughter or your Daughters Mum?


it's so confusing trying to follow snakey's life.

I was thinking the wooden stake.

whats the moral of the story? dont look at hentai

If you had real porn up she may have had a good story to tell her friends later but at least it would have been about how her boyfriend is normal and jacks off to porn, like every other male. Instead you got caught looking at unprotected cartoons banging other cartoons in the ear.

my only advice is to get some dirt on her and vow to never talk about either subject

You never said if she was cool with it or not.