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Just watched JAWS and----Anyone have any wicked awesome scar stories?

I have a scar that looks like lips on my stomach. I got that one after being stabbed by bicycle handlebars. That was very VERY painful. It was the only time that I can ever remember where I let myself cry in front of a girl. And I also have a five inch scar running down my head just out of my hairline. It pops out just a little bit above my left eye. I keep my hair short though, so it's pretty visable. That one I got when my crack-head-birth-father smashed a lamp on my face. I was like 5, so obviously he's not a part of my life anymore.

I also have a big round impression on my face from being attacked by a dog. That's on my right side just in front of my temple. It's about the size of a dime. And let's not bring up that my nose is on my cheek!

Any other good scars out there? Surely someone here has me beat.

Juan_Bottom wrote:Just watched JAWS and----Anyone have any wicked awesome scar stories?

I have a scar that looks like lips on my stomach. I got that one after being stabbed by bicycle handlebars. That was very VERY painful. It was the only time that I can ever remember where I let myself cry in front of a girl. And I also have a five inch scar running down my head just out of my hairline. It pops out just a little bit above my left eye. I keep my hair short though, so it's pretty visable. That one I got when my crack-head-birth-father smashed a lamp on my face. I was like 5, so obviously he's not a part of my life anymore.

I also have a big round impression on my face from being attacked by a dog. That's on my right side just in front of my temple. It's about the size of a dime. And let's not bring up that my nose is on my cheek!

Any other good scars out there? Surely someone here has me beat.

I have a scar right next to my eye that I received by knocking my six year-old ass senseless against something. I don't remember what. Seven or so stitches. That's really about it for me.

Juan_Bottom wrote:Just watched JAWS and----Anyone have any wicked awesome scar stories?

I have a scar that looks like lips on my stomach. I got that one after being stabbed by bicycle handlebars. That was very VERY painful. It was the only time that I can ever remember where I let myself cry in front of a girl. And I also have a five inch scar running down my head just out of my hairline. It pops out just a little bit above my left eye. I keep my hair short though, so it's pretty visable. That one I got when my crack-head-birth-father smashed a lamp on my face. I was like 5, so obviously he's not a part of my life anymore.

I also have a big round impression on my face from being attacked by a dog. That's on my right side just in front of my temple. It's about the size of a dime. And let's not bring up that my nose is on my cheek!

Any other good scars out there? Surely someone here has me beat.

I strongly recommend a paper bag over your head, at all times.

Neoteny wrote:I have a scar right next to my eye that I received by knocking my six year-old ass senseless against something. I don't remember what. Seven or so stitches. That's really about it for me.

You need to live a little. Go pick a knife fight or buy a lion or something.


SUGGS, it doesn't look near as bad as it sounds, you jerk. Besides, scars like those can be very benificial. When I went to jail everyone thought I was a lifer/scrapper. No one would even look me in the eyes.

I'm worried you might scare small children.

Juan_Bottom wrote:

Neoteny wrote:I have a scar right next to my eye that I received by knocking my six year-old ass senseless against something. I don't remember what. Seven or so stitches. That's really about it for me.

You need to live a little. Go pick a knife fight or buy a lion or something.


SUGGS, it doesn't look near as bad as it sounds, you jerk. Besides, scars like those can be very benificial. When I went to jail everyone thought I was a lifer/scrapper. No one would even look me in the eyes.

I'm quite happy with the fact that all of my stories of doing stupid things have not ended with trips to the emergency room. My most recent one involved a few splinters from breaking a door down and some carpet burn on my knee from the entry after realizing that it doesn't take that much strength to force open a door.

suggs wrote:I'm worried you might scare small children.

You bastard!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, it doesn't look that bad. I'll post a picture sometime, untill then, it doesn't look that bad. Jerk.

Neoteny wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:

Neoteny wrote:I have a scar right next to my eye that I received by knocking my six year-old ass senseless against something. I don't remember what. Seven or so stitches. That's really about it for me.

You need to live a little. Go pick a knife fight or buy a lion or something.


SUGGS, it doesn't look near as bad as it sounds, you jerk. Besides, scars like those can be very benificial. When I went to jail everyone thought I was a lifer/scrapper. No one would even look me in the eyes.

I'm quite happy with the fact that all of my stories of doing stupid things have not ended with trips to the emergency room. My most recent one involved a few splinters from breaking a door down and some carpet burn on my knee from the entry after realizing that it doesn't take that much strength to force open a door.

What????

Since you didn't say why you were forced into forced entry; I am going to have to assume that restraining orders mean nothing to you. She doesn't love you anymore dude, it's time to let her go.

Juan_Bottom wrote:

Neoteny wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:

Neoteny wrote:I have a scar right next to my eye that I received by knocking my six year-old ass senseless against something. I don't remember what. Seven or so stitches. That's really about it for me.

You need to live a little. Go pick a knife fight or buy a lion or something.


SUGGS, it doesn't look near as bad as it sounds, you jerk. Besides, scars like those can be very benificial. When I went to jail everyone thought I was a lifer/scrapper. No one would even look me in the eyes.

I'm quite happy with the fact that all of my stories of doing stupid things have not ended with trips to the emergency room. My most recent one involved a few splinters from breaking a door down and some carpet burn on my knee from the entry after realizing that it doesn't take that much strength to force open a door.

What????

Since you didn't say why you were forced into forced entry; I am going to have to assume that restraining orders mean nothing to you. She doesn't love you anymore dude, it's time to let her go.

Heh. Please; the dumb bitch isn't worth it. She had my Guitar Hero controller.

Neoteny wrote:Heh. Please; the dumb bitch isn't worth it. She had my Guitar Hero controller.

all of my scars are wicked.

wicked wrote:all of my scars are wicked.

I actually did not see that coming.
Still funny though.

I have a scar on my right forearm, from being knifed by an angry midget. No joke, it seems I riled him too much.

Nickbaldwin wrote:I have a scar on my right forearm, from being knifed by an angry midget. No joke, it seems I riled him too much.

No, NICKBALDWIN, no . It's little person, not midget. "Midget means not quite whole." No wonder he knifed you, he didn't have a choice .

Juan_Bottom wrote:I also have a big round impression on my face from being attacked by a dog. That's on my right side just in front of my temple. It's about the size of a dime.

How comes the dog managed to attack you before you pumped it full o lead?

Pedronicus wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:I also have a big round impression on my face from being attacked by a dog. That's on my right side just in front of my temple. It's about the size of a dime.

How comes the dog managed to attack you before you pumped it full o lead?

I was like 4. Oh man, was that a neighborhood watch story from hell. I was a baby, but even I understood that that dogs owner was int t-r-o-u-b-l-e.

What's your scar story brother?

Juan_Bottom wrote:

Nickbaldwin wrote:I have a scar on my right forearm, from being knifed by an angry midget. No joke, it seems I riled him too much.

No, NICKBALDWIN, no . It's little person, not midget. "Midget means not quite whole." No wonder he knifed you, he didn't have a choice .

Ok vertically challenged but it's all the same.... I angered him in the wrong place; the design and tech department at school. Plenty of stanley knifes

Nickbaldwin wrote:Ok vertically challenged but it's all the same.... I angered him in the wrong place; the design and tech department at school. Plenty of stanley knifes

No NICKBALDWIN NO!, It's never vertically challenged, only little person, and MAYBE dwarf. See, I'm not even a little person, and I'm getting all riled up too. I'm pretty sure that s/he had no choice but to stab you.
You got stabbed by a utility knife?

I have a couple of old scars on my left arm where I fell from a boke onto a gravel driveway when I was about 5 years old. They have mostly faded away now but they are still slightly visible.

Fine fine fine, short person.



That kind of knife, don't know whether it's what you mean we don't really use the phrase 'utility knife'. At least the teachers didn't when we were using them.

tzor wrote:I have a couple of old scars on my left arm where I fell from a boke onto a gravel driveway when I was about 5 years old. They have mostly faded away now but they are still slightly visible.

TZOR, I don't think those count! I didn't even bring mine up..... Unless your's are really, really awesome? How gruesome are they TZOR?

Nickbaldwin wrote:That kind of knife, don't know whether it's what you mean we don't really use the phrase 'utility knife'. At least the teachers didn't when we were using them.

Yup, that's what I ment! Those things you don't even feel right away. The cut is so sharp. I stabbed into the bone on my left thumb with one of those while working for F&F. The bone hurt like a son-of-a-gun, but the flesh didn't even itch. But, there is always a lot of blood with those....

Nickbaldwin wrote:That kind of knife, don't know whether it's what you mean we don't really use the phrase 'utility knife'. At least the teachers didn't when we were using them.

Yup, that's what I ment! Those things you don't even feel right away. The cut is so sharp. I stabbed into the bone on my left thumb with one of those while working for F&F. The bone hurt like a son-of-a-gun, but the flesh didn't even itch. But, there is always a lot of blood with those....[/quote]

It's horrible isn't it? It cut down to the muscle and I could see it since it was empty. I carried on with what I was doing, looked down and my arm was pissing with blood! Nasty shit. It does scar well though which is a good thing, I like scars in a weird sort of way, they tell a story.

Nickbaldwin wrote:

Nickbaldwin wrote:That kind of knife, don't know whether it's what you mean we don't really use the phrase 'utility knife'. At least the teachers didn't when we were using them.

Yup, that's what I ment! Those things you don't even feel right away. The cut is so sharp. I stabbed into the bone on my left thumb with one of those while working for F&F. The bone hurt like a son-of-a-gun, but the flesh didn't even itch. But, there is always a lot of blood with those....

It's horrible isn't it? It cut down to the muscle and I could see it since it was empty. I carried on with what I was doing, looked down and my arm was pissing with blood! Nasty shit. It does scar well though which is a good thing, I like scars in a weird sort of way, they tell a story.[/quote]

I know just what you're saying!!!! Though, my thumb hardly has a mark at all. Lucky you!

And I like my scars too. Especially since mine all have great stories. But then, what scar doesn't?

They're kinda like tattoos, only better...

They're like tattoos but free

Nickbaldwin wrote:They're like tattoos but free

i.....really........should see......a doctor.....