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So, I have to go take a piss test tomorrow for my probation officer for some pot bullshit charges

its been like 30-40 days since i smoked plus about 2 weeks prior to that event since i had last smoked

Has anyone ever used Strip Natural Cleanser?? if so did it work for you?

I'm really not that worried, as I am only like 130 pounds, and I piss quite frequently so I doubt I even need the shit but i'm gonna take it regardless

danodukebb wrote:So, I have to go take a piss test tomorrow for my probation officer for some pot bullshit charges

its been like 30-40 days since i smoked plus about 2 weeks prior to that event since i had last smoked

Has anyone ever used Strip Natural Cleanser?? if so did it work for you?

I'm really not that worried, as I am only like 130 pounds, and I piss quite frequently so I doubt I even need the shit but i'm gonna take it regardless

I guess you'll be fine after more than a month.

well cant wait for the test to be over

Drink a gallon of bleach the night before your supposed to give the test. Don't have a piss when you wake up and only piss when you get to the piss station. It's gonna be full of chemicals and very clean.
You might get stuck on a charge for chemical abuse, but I think they'll be more inclined to put you under observation in a padded cell for a day or two. ps - brush your teeth with car polish and buff with a suitable cloth recommended by the polish manufacturer.

oh yeah...thats a great idea you dumb fucker

I'd drink a lot of water...

eat lots of broccoli and chew some tobacco before you blow!

Dano it has been plenty of time since you last smoked but if you are that worried then use pectin and gatorade mixed together in a thirty two ounce bottle then fill the bottle up with water drink that about an hour or two before you have to pee. Pee at least once before going and enjoy

danodukebb wrote:So, I have to go take a piss test tomorrow for my probation officer for some pot bullshit charges

its been like 30-40 days since i smoked plus about 2 weeks prior to that event since i had last smoked

Has anyone ever used Strip Natural Cleanser?? if so did it work for you?

I'm really not that worried, as I am only like 130 pounds, and I piss quite frequently so I doubt I even need the shit but i'm gonna take it regardless

Drink as much water as you can until you pee clear. It might take a LOT.

Then pee before you go. They will have you drink even more water in order to give sample.

Dilute...Dilute...Dilute!

So many experts....do I see a correlation between Risk and pot

2-3 weeks is usually good in of itself, especially if you're well hydrated. But you know what works wonders? Cranberry juice. Just get a jug from Albertsons (make sure its real cranberries, not just "naturally flavored"), and drink it in one night. That stuff is a natural detoxicant, and it feels better to me than taking those stupid pills or whatever.

Ditocoaf wrote:2-3 weeks is usually good in of itself, especially if you're well hydrated. But you know what works wonders? Cranberry juice. Just get a jug from Albertsons (make sure its real cranberries, not just "naturally flavored"), and drink it in one night. That stuff is a natural detoxicant, and it feels better to me than taking those stupid pills or whatever.

Good for your kidneys too.