Conquer Club

This is a list of various things the forum posters we know and usually love, will without question never do. Not because they don't want to, but because it is literally impossible.

I have a few, feel free to add to the list!

Suggs will never: get a girlfriend/get laid

DaGip will never: concede and accept sanity

Jay will never: concede a point

Norse will never: be freed

KLOBBER will never: stop adding people who don't deadbeat in his games to his foe list, nor will he stop doing various other ridiculous things that are too numerous to list in one non-run-on sentence.

Fircoal will never: give Pikachu up; never gonna make Pikachu cry; never gonna run around and desert Pikachu...

JOHNNYROCKET will never: stop tooting his horn

kwanton will never: hate Futurama

Serbia will never: give up hockey

DAZMCFC will never: give up football

qeee will never: be consistent to make this list

The Weird One will never: be normal, nor be in fewer than 15 clans at once, nor ever fully awaken from his vegetable state

pancakemix will never: go out with Rick Astley

SnakeySnakey will never: get with Emmy

cena-rules will never: be cool enough to make this list

Snorri will never: admit defeat

Nickbaldwin will never: write an essay

Backglass will never: concede and love Jesus

Neoteny will never: age

muy_thaiguy will never: be paid attention to

If we were in Flame Wars, I could add a number of posters/impossibilities.

Ah, but I don't want flames... I want the truth.

It's usually funny enough as it is.

KLOBBER will never stop foeing ppl???

Ahaha, yes!

Sanity is so...boring. It's like you're trapped in a box and unable to think for yourself. So, yes...'Gip will never concede towards it, and if you believe you are sane, you are just fooling your self.

Sanity is where the insane go when they are scared...

Told ya so.

Inklosed will never like MapQuest?

Nah, it's possible...

klobber will never stop threadjacking threads in an attempt to shut them down, report every single post he disagrees with as spam or flames, and throw temper tantrums when he doesn't get his way with the whole "not reading your PMs" bit.

Fircoal will never end his obsession of Pikachu?

Duh...

Andy will never change his Curious George avatar?

Unlikely, but he could conceivably change it to, say the Greasemonkey or something.

Johnnyrocket will never stop busting multis?

Wicked and Clapper will never be with a man again now that they have experimented.

I have one for myself...
Joodoo will never accept or attempt to befriend transvestites...

Joodoo wrote:I have one for myself...
Joodoo will never accept or attempt to befriend transvestites...

Joodoo will never ever look at another man's ass again after seeing 'Gip's moneymaker
.

here's a few more...
kwanton will never hate Futurama
Serbia will never give up hockey
DAZMCFC will never give up football

Wicked will never realize that she already lost her petty little fight a long time ago, that each morning she wakes up a foregone loser, and that anything and everything she says or does on this site from now on is a sad and pathetic display of a disgruntled and embarrassed...

La-HOO... za-HERR!!!

I will never be in less than 15 clans at once.

I'm never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

KLOBBER wrote:Wicked will never realize that she already lost her petty little fight a long time ago, that each morning she wakes up a foregone loser, and that anything and everything she says or does on this site from now on is a sad and pathetic display of a disgruntled and embarrassed...

La-HOO... za-HERR!!!

Kl-- er, this guy -- will never stop forum-searching his own name? I mean, seriously, he shows up in threads you would never expect him in, as soon as someone mentions him. Does he even post in the Chatterbox?

I will never like more then 2 or 3 of The Beatles songs.

I will never be consistant enough to be on this list