Conquer Club

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:47 am**

Well, I have been cyber flirting for a while, and i have to say I am heartily sick of it.
*pauses to reflect that this reveals me to be an UTTER SADDO, realises that train sailed last year, and continues*

Any thoughts as to why we bother with it?
Any tips?
My tips to to any new young blokes (apart from address, which i can Pm any nubile BIG BALLED boys):

1) Get a RECENT picture early on -very early on.
2) Get a pic that can be seen clearly.
3) Then give up, and have a wank/ go out and meet people.

oh and
4) Determine marital/relationship status.
5) Age.
6)Wearing Shades Is Not Acceptable

Yours,
Embittered Bastard.

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:57 am**

you poor bastard 8-)

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:04 pm**

have you been wearing your robe and wizard hat?

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:07 pm**

heavycola wrote:have you been wearing your robe and wizard hat?

I found that funny but i have no idea what it means. Perhaps its time for me to GET OFF THE RUDDY COMPUTER!

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:11 pm**

suggs wrote:
heavycola wrote:have you been wearing your robe and wizard hat?

I found that funny but i have no idea what it means. Perhaps its time for me to GET OFF THE RUDDY COMPUTER!

http://www.bash.org/?104383
:lol:

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:14 pm**

*dons robe and hat, both onto coc

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:56 pm**

heavycola wrote:have you been wearing your robe and wizard hat?

It's been far too long since somebody brought up that particular bit of comic genius.

Cyber-Flirting? Dunno, never bothered with it myself...

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:18 pm**

Dancing Mustard wrote:
heavycola wrote:have you been wearing your robe and wizard hat?

It's been far too long since somebody brought up that particular bit of comic genius.

Cyber-Flirting? Dunno, never bothered with it myself...

Yes, while experimenting with my new "STALKERS A-GO!" (including free mobile with different number to confuse your poor 17 year old victim) kit in East London at the weekend, I noticed that the Mustard residence was literally heaving and gasping with orgasmic sounds of...umm..orgasms.
As I was posting bail, I heard the distinct sounds of "OOOOOOO Mandy, again again".
I was then surprisingly picked for the Third Test.

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:25 pm**

what is he a teletubby?

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:36 pm**

Actually I was being reamed by a large plastic imitation phallus. It's kind of my thing.

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Also, if anybody could whip up a pic of a teletubbie being boned by a strap-on, I'd find it hilarious. Just so you know.

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:40 pm**

i almost searched for it....

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:40 pm**

I did search for it. To no avail.

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:43 pm**

Wow. We've come up with a kind of porn that the internet doesn't have.

Go us.

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:53 pm**

no it doesnt exist, lets create it, ill get the suit, you the strap on and nick a camera.

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:00 pm**

Close enough?

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:39 pm**

Dancing Mustard wrote:Wow. We've come up with a kind of porn that the internet doesn't have.

Go us.

finally, a sig not from a resident lunatic but from an anal teletubby fetishist.

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:53 pm**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7XC-c70VyI

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:44 pm**

Dancing Mustard wrote:Actually I was being reamed by a large plastic imitation phallus. It's kind of my thing.

I was waiting for an appropiate thread.

Too bad someone beat me to it.

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:39 pm**

cena-rules wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7XC-c70VyI

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:28 pm**

wow what a video, i didnt realize the teletubbies were that sick before...and to think theyre for children.

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:04 pm**

back to cyber flirting ...

Posted: **Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:02 am**

clapper011 wrote:back to cyber flirting ...

You're such a tease. :roll:

Posted: **Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:11 am**

suggs wrote:Well, I have been cyber flirting for a while, and i have to say I am heartily sick of it.
*pauses to reflect that this reveals me to be an UTTER SADDO, realises that train sailed last year, and continues*

Any thoughts as to why we bother with it?
Any tips?
My tips to to any new young blokes (apart from address, which i can Pm any nubile BIG BALLED boys):

1) Get a RECENT picture early on -very early on.
2) Get a pic that can be seen clearly.
3) Then give up, and have a wank/ go out and meet people.

oh and
4) Determine marital/relationship status.
5) Age.
6)Wearing Shades Is Not Acceptable

Yours,
Embittered Bastard.

Question! How does a train sail? I know boats do, but did they invent a new type of train?

Posted: **Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:14 am**

I like to keep the pedants happy. Watch Austin Powers.

Posted: **Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:22 am**

clapper011 wrote:back to cyber flirting ...

Fancy a Snog??

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